Classic TT Quotes

“Holy crap, it's Lard!
Man that's a classic.”

“is this about the whole sass/matt/nigal/birch conspiracy?

Yes it is. It was much worse than the vast right-wing conspiracy.”

“it is easy to blame someone else for getting yourself banned”

“What's the "sass/matt/nigal/birch conspiracy"? Sounds sexy.”

“sass/matt/nigal/birch conspiracy

I feel so left out!”

“It's an evil TT Illuminati thing. Believe me, you want no part of it. There are many ways into it but only one way out.”

“You're just saying that to scare me off.”

“*yawn*

Did I miss somethiing?”

“well cottonsocks just joined Whiteblaze - does that count?”

“Did I miss somethiing?”
chili
12:40:38 PM
2/02/06

Depends, were you aiming at something?”

“I wish I had that kind of power over Matt. Wait a second, maybe I do......maybe I just haven't tapped into the power yet. Or maybe I have.......




Better be careful Sarge, mind your P's and Q's. MOOhahahahahahahahaha!
last edited: 2/02/06 12:42:35 PM”

“Sass, turn that power toward GOOD.
Get violin banned. ;-)”

“I love violin. How could you want him banned?! Bless his little black heart!

I have to conserve the power for very important issues like caveman pictures and accusations of pampered chef party attendence.”

“Pampered Chef parties are evil.

Well, except for those bamboo spoons, those are great.”

“Sass wouldn't get me banned if I made caveman pictures of her husband and asked if she were menstruating.

Heck, I even demanded to see photos of her in a bikini top and she didn’t get me banned.... of course I sent her money first. (Not that she’s that kind of girl.)”

“Heck violin, what male wouldn't want to see that? ;-)”

“Like I said: "The day has not yet come that I still predict will happen where the undeniable truth will come out (although some of you will never claim your mistake),..."”
Sarge
12:03:45 PM
2/02/06

At least no one on this site takes themselves too seriously.”

“Perhaps sarge could photoshop something up for us.”

“It's no use getting anybody banned. They always come back anyway.”

“Oh god Nigal, Ty is so vomitus. I can't believe newgirl was into that!

If I had that kind of power, Sass, 95% of everyone here would be banned. LOL!!”

“http://galleries.wickedweasel.com/models/

Your picture is in there Violin. Sorry it took so long! Pick one and pretend it's me.

Lyra, if I had that power I'd not only ban them but never ever let them come back and I'd talk about how dorky they are while they lurk in "not allowed to post" ville.”

“pic of Sass and her friend..birch how lucky can you get

”

“God Bless Ewker! I would ban anyone who doesn't post female hottie fotos on the atonement thread! And people that take themselves to seriously!”

“just dont ask for the secret gang handshake.”

“Glad to see some of you have a sense of humor.”

“now you guys have done it.”

“Nice pic there Ewker. For some strange reason I have a craving for muffins now.”

“I finally got to see it last night at home.

It gave me a craving for a threesome.

Unfortunately my wife said no. Life's a #&%!$ that way.”

“It's so easy to make you guys happy. =)”

“My wife wanted a "celebrity clause" in our marriage because she has the hots for this Viggo Mortensen guy. I said, "No way, I take this fidelity thing seriously." She was pissed and said she couldn't believe I felt that way. So I said, sure, she could have the Viggo celebrity clause thing if I could have the "two asian girl" clause. I guess that pissed her off even worse. How was I supposed to know that feasability had to enter into it somewhere?”

“I loved the gag in Austin Powers with the Asian twins Fukme and Fukyu.

”

“Oh yeah, now she is wondering if I am into asian chicks, want a threesome without her being one of the participants (since she wasn't part of the clause), or have some other deep-seeded fantasy she has yet to uncover. Yeah, right. After 15 years of marriage I have precious few of those left and am keeping them to myself at this point, thank you.”

“when I turned 50 my wife told me she was tradin me in for two 25 year olds............”

“...should have asked her if she would consider going for a 32 year old and letting you keep the change.”

“Easy? two women at the same time is a beeyotch to arrange. In fact, it's best to let these things fall into your lap.”

“It doesn't count if they're so drunk they're falling into your lap, bearmagnet.”

“if they fall face first it is ok =)”

“I've said it once I'll say it again. I have enough trouble sexually disappointing one woman.”

“Two Women falling in to your lap definitly counts!

2 Women and Pizza are the same thing.”

“man pubes are not cool”

“Welcome to TT - consider filling in some bio info; meet up with fellow TT'rs for hikes; eat, drink, be merry!”
ceoiii
1:13:13 AM
2/04/06
ignore

amen!!”

“Thanks SS.

I plan to shy away from fuego a bit (my butt still hurts), so the dullness will remain.

Good to be back.”
Sarge
9:26:58 PM
1/12/06”

“Forget to change trolls?
LOL”

“LMFAO!

I would never forget. I mean, I have never trolled. I don't think I ever read the thread that quote is from until wanderererererer pulled it up. I think it's a very amusing quote, no?”

“bear = Sarge = wandererer
???”

“Thems fightin words, Rush.”

““TrailTalk largely consists of saying 'Sarge is Dead' to people who never knew that Sarge was alive.”
wandererer
10:37:05 AM
2/09/06”

““sweet WK!

Smiley its about 5hrs or so.

HOI, Nigal and I went there in late Feb and had the entire place to ourselves. Noise shouldnt be a prob.

Sarge (in case you are peeking) you oughtta show up and finally meet some TTers.”
birch
5:13:11 PM
2/09/06
ignore this user

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“birch, I'm not peeking.”
Sarge
5:16:46 PM
2/09/06
ignore this user”