Classic TT Quotes

“Sometimes I'm convinced Sarge is just another troll that just has to be a regular, and other times I'm convinced the other way.”

“ss=it”

“Silly bear.
I can't type those long posts he would make.

When have you known me to type more than a few lines?
last edited: 2/07/07 2:41:36 PM”

“I see.............TownDawg's IT!”

““Your videos worked fine for me this morning.”
StoveStomper
2:43:19 PM
2/07/07

As seen in the Lizs for dork of the year thread.

I am wondering where I can get copies of these videos.”

“bm - oops, I meant Haggard: http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/45823,3.php”

“"It's a long story Wolfeyes. It involves a twenty-something guy, a three foot long log and spinning.
.
.
.
I should write porn."


sassafras
2/08/07”

“Watching Stove Stomper degenerate into himself is like watching Anican Skywalker becoming consumed by the dark side of the Force...Ya hate to see it happen but at the same time we all love to hate Darth Vader. :P”

“I'm just glad I'm not frustrated.”

“bearmagnet - as I mentioned in my other thread (link above), I found proof of where IT works (IT slipped up when IT emailed me). SS and IT are not the same person. IT definitely lives in PA like IT claimed. Amazing, IT told the truth for one thing, at least.”

“Nigal, the Dark Side is calling you.........
LOL”

“Nope! I'm as zen as Obi Wan...with Yoda ears.”

“I'm NOT gonna do it.... (ROF!)”

“Sometimes, silence is the only response.”

“Ah... 'the better part of valor,' eh wot?

Pip pip! Cheerio!”

“Don't worry chili, my doctor has to hold me down to check my prostate too.”

“Nigal, I pictured you as more of a Mace Windu person....beeeyotch



I can see that your schwartz is as big as mine Jedi.”

“Nigal had to ask his doctor why BOTH hands where on his back during his 'check'. ;-)”

“He got rough last time and I told him if he wasn't nicer next time I was getting a new dentist.”

“I used an ear corn holder to poke the holes into the alum cat food can. I reamed them out to the required size with a nut pick.

Just about anyone can make this one.

Cost of materials, one 3 oz cat food can from Wal-Mart, was 44 cents.
last edited: 2/07/07 10:28:17 PM”

StoveStomper
10:25:24 PM
2/07/07”

“Nigal, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. That was hilarious.”

““Well I guess some of those crackers took offense anyway.”
MarkO
2:13:55 PM
2/12/07”

“Hey do we call him a panty waist house beeyotch?....oh wait we do...bummer”

“You would love to get more than 7 inches would you Lizs.

prosecutor
7:02:25 AM
2/23/07”

“““My life sucks?
Well, based upon the fact that I don't have to pay for sex like yourself, I'd say life's pretty goot around here.
How is that family, BTW?
The kid doing well?
How about your wife?

Whose life sucks, again?”
laqtis
8:08:14 PM
3/01/07


That's real nice there Robin. As you know, our child died before it was born.

Thanks for the concern.
last edited: 3/01/07 8:11:28 PM”
StoveStomper
8:10:23 PM
3/01/0”

“Already noted.

I was hoping you were going to turn it into a "poor me" harping.

You're all too easy, and predictable.

LMFAO!”

“I'm sorry for you, Robin.”

“"“I'm sorry for you, Robin.”
StoveStomper"




Like, thanks and stuff.”

“You are welcome.”

“I am guessint the libbies are in charge...ever notice how they call for UNDERSTANDING, COMPASSION when they don't have their boot on someone's neck..but let the tide turn...(LOL) they are the first to"build the camps" and get REVENGE.”

“keep the fuego in fuego.”

““single women suck, married women don't.

I think I can defend that statement even to my wife.”

hyway
8:55:51 AM
3/06/07”

“I'm stii trying to figure out if that quote belongs here or in the "out of context" thread.

:D”

“Those people you won't matter to you won't matter to no matter what you do.

XL400236
2:46:52 PM
3/09/07”

“He's got that one right.”

““Use the FUEGO category, you #&%!$ing eeeeeeeeeeeeeediot.”
Tilt
11:48:50 AM
3/15/07”

“ha! He beat you to the punch?”

““So, who lit the fuse on YOUR tampon, Stub Toes???"

Father Goose
02/18/03”

“For Bacpac (In Honor Of Johnny Paycheck)

Take this thread and shove it!
I ain't postin' here no more.
My Bacpac just left
And took all the reasons
I was postin' for.”

Dunadan
2/20/03”

“I hope the next storm knocks your shack down on you and traps you under the rubble so that you die a slow, agonizing death. Me, MarkO, Buddha Bear and everyone else on your 'enemies list' will come down and have a huge party where we desecrate your remains for days "Weekend at Bernie's" style.”
VioLiN
6:19:32 AM
3/22/07”

“Well that wasn't very nice. I thought Dem's were the kinder, gentler people? You know, the touchy feely ones. I must say, I'm shocked, suprised, and more than a little disappointed. tsk, tsk.”

“The mileage SS is going to get out of this one would make three trips to the moon and back.”

“Hee Hee Hee”

“i hope giant atomic bombs shaped liked pen!ses rain anatomically correct blow up dolls that look like hillary clinton onto stovestompers house, making the neighbors look at him suspiciously and burn him at the stake as they pluck the hairs out of his cheesy mustache one at a time
last edited: 3/22/07 8:13:53 AM”

“Stove...you have a cheese mustache? What type?

And did you go to A CHEESE SHOPPE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDat9zdw7Gs”

“crash is just jealous. ;-)”

“weekend at bernies was a truly awful movie.
i rather watch tremors 1,2, and 3 all in one sitting.”

“Hey, Tremors 1 was watchable, if only for the scene where the cute girl lost her pants. ;-)”

“Stove...you have a cheese mustache? What type?

a hotdogandcheesebacondeepfried mustache. nuthin says "deep south" like "deep fried"”