Classic TT Quotes

“YUCK”

““This place is like changing channels on cable. This channel has naked women dancing with wolves. If you go to the next one, you have women mating with pidgeons. I'm gonna go look at the suitcase for a while...”
treebeard
7:57:42 AM
3/26/03
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““I will stab the first one who says my butt ain't hairy”
treebeard
9:56:59 AM
3/26/03
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“he stands before me, slowly stripping, then i turn the lights down low
he then removes his underwear
then turns around and bends over to take off his socks,
then what do i get to see?
his hairy butt.

MMMM HAIR

yes a major turn on......”
Mapleleaf
11:16:25 AM
3/26/03
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“Where the hell did you get THOSE from? lol”

“Um can we switch this to the "I threw up a bit in my mouth" thread?”

“OMG”

“http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/20879,-1.php

=D”

“...i hate america”
crash bang
2:07:46 PM
3/29/07”

“put that in the out of context where it belongs, mr grudge haver”

“Ha Ha”

““if america is walmart, and walmart is tons upon tons of fat sweaty trailer park queens in spandex tube tops, then yes, i hate america”
crash bang
3:07:46 PM
3/29/07”

“crash forgets what forum he is on, LOL.”

“crash, you got something against trailor trash??? :(

SC<----lives in a trailor and drinks outta mason jars”

“stove forgets what thread he is on”

“Why does crash hate SC? ;-)”

“he envy's her spandex tubetop”

“Um got to admit it...but my ..that is MY preferred residence is Trailer (granted the tires are off, there is a brick foundation and its been remodled inside...but is is a trailer no matter how you consider it.”

“I don't want to read statistics or studies or any other crap

hyway
4:58:06 PM
3/29/07”

“XL, mine too LOL

the property taxes are like nothing. Seriously, and its as nice inside as any house....

Ours looks very nice inside. Needs a paint job and a new set of stairs on the oustide, but its nice, and we have a larger yard then we did in the house!”

“i have had a bnad day at work and started drinking at 2 so now i am sdrnk as a skunk. why do peole say that. i have seen many skunks on the trail and tehy are seldon drump.”
Jimmy san
5:15:30 PM
3/29/07”

“lol, itsbeen a while since i got on thid thread”

“hey crash, I still stand by that statement. I work for the government and we use statistics and studies and all that other crap to screw people over all the time. If truth was money, then statistics and studies is deficit spending.”

“i.e. "dont confuse me with facts"

btw, do you still stand by your statement that im envious? or have you come to the realization that youre just pulling sht outta yer ass?”

“This alien feeds on animal and human genitalia. Often the victim will wake later complete unaware that he or she has been "changed" by the frightening experience.

If you have any questions at all, please feel free to email me.”
Little Bird
11:41:12 AM
9/07/02
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““Ode to a Greasy Stool

Thou stool, half-ravished by-product of yesterday
Thou foster child of Ex-lax and slow bowel
Thou amateur historian of dinner trays
Who tells a story sickening and foul.

What leafy vegtation haunts thy form?
An endive? Iceburg lettuce or Romaine?
What peanuts stud thy body and what corn?
What Gods or men begat thee without pain?

Now lie thee at the bottom of the bowl
Thy tissue tunic drapes about thee like a slut
Thy beauty lies in that which men behold
With special keenness born of nourished gut who having dookied till dawn respite with ruth relinquishing your visage rectally in public places where it stands like truth brown obalesque for all the world to see...

Messiah from the nether world thou art!
If beauty's truth then truth must beauty be!
The odor of thy verdict warms the heart.
But deep within thy crevasses that gape
We witnesss your dark struggle to escape.
Someone light a match!”
snackboy
8:55:28 AM
2/11/02
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“oh no, you are still envious. Green with it, even your name is green”

“oh... Excrement!”

“That ode reeks”

“im for free market but im a socialist now? weird
crash bang
4:27:50 PM
3/30/07”

““spindlette has the best rack i've seen so far - post #50....”
Roam Around
9:17:22 AM
4/06/07”

““I am goijntg out eith ENS.Q! 0+ -n signwd Lyra”
EarthNsky
1:18:04 AM
4/07/07”

“That does not look like Her Adorableness's handwriting.”

““The Godzilla of failed metaphors, miscommunication, and unclear references, has escaped Tokyo and is hurtling down the path of my migraines.”
pedxing
1:20:38 PM”

“Hiro! My watch is magnetized!”

““shut up you nappy headed ho's”
cRaSh BaNg
4:32:27 AM
5/04/07”

“Maybe we need a Classic Crash Bang Quotes thread.”

“i think crash should be fired for that comment

or at the vary least banished to a far off asian country”

“maybe i'm wrong (it's been rumored to have happened before), but I would have spelled it "knappy".

Did our resident grammer nanny misspell?”

“No, it's nappy, you nave. It would be knappy if you were in the knavy.”

“ok,

now i'm sleepy and I think i'll take a nappy.”

“I was going to say, "Bacpac drives a Subaru Outback? When did he become a lesbian?".”
Nigal
6:38:16 AM
5/09/07


“I'm a lesbian...but the kind that is not drawn to Mr. Pac.”
Nimblefoot
7:18:16 AM
5/09/07”

“Maple, was the pun intended?”

“"i like the butts :)”
mapleleaf
2:17:24 PM
5/11/07”

“hey i spoke the truth ya know! teehee”

“I had my morning banana, thank you very much.”
mARKo
8:16:16 AM
5/15/07



this is so wronge

WTMI”

“. I tell you what. I am officaly allowed to marry you guys. How about it??? I come up there, REALLY marry you and then I'll believe :)”
Gemini
6:11:51 PM
5/21/07”

“Is Gem a ship captain or something?”

“All it takes is $32.00 and the internet. You can be a bishop, phophet, reverand, yadda, yadda...”