Classic TT Quotes

“Nope, you can do it for free. I am ordained by the Universal Life Church.”

“does that mean you can marry people on roller coasters in Orlando, Florida?”

“I wonder how many of us are married and don't even know it. heeheeheehee...I now pronounce you husband and wife...umm...chili and hmm... let me pick a good one... hmm... yeah wild bill??
yeah...chili and wild bill.
last edited: 5/21/07 7:02:29 PM”

“can you marry me and my kayak?

that would rock my little boat world!”

“Damn, Gem, couldn't you have given me a better break than that? I mean like can't there at least be a lottery or something?”

“
"awww this is the meanest pre-school I've ever been part of..."

pedxing
10:01:03 AM
1/23/04

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“And speaking of lame, I have nothing to say to TT's resident gimp.

mARKo
8:45:16 PM
6/13/07”

“poor little abused stoove”

“so you can call marko a fool and talk sht to him, but i cant talk sht to you without getting a nasty email? i hope you were playing, like i was, but i dont think you were. marko was very kind and concerned about your health when you were down, but as soon as you got better, you started getting into pissing matches with your old foes, but cry foul when they took the kid gloves off. maybe you really are s-rge”

“Does anyone actually take this seriously?

Another day in cyber land.....ho, hum, I wonder what is on cable?”

“apparently, some people do. i just got a "fck you" from someone i thought was a friend”

“yep -- that sucks.”

“ho hum”

“Fukc all ya'all! LOL!

OK everyone, take a big deep breath, grasp the stick up your asses and pull firmly.”

“can I push a little first before pulling out?”

““apparently, some people do. i just got a "fck you" from someone i thought was a friend”
cRaSh BaNg
11:36:28 PM
6/13/07

well it was not me but here is your f-you for not giving me your addy. it's not like im going to drop by and say HI.

geez ya peckerhead!





love ya crash”

““Actually I'm just yankin' yer dick. LOL! I know how some people are about their alcy stoves. Kind of a dogs on the trail type of debate. The only problem I have with the home made ones is finding a good pot stand.”
Nigal
11:15:42 AM
6/14/07

I don't think I need to say anything .....
last edited: 6/14/07 11:20:00 AM”

““so you can call marko a fool and talk sht to him, but i cant talk sht to you without getting a nasty email? i hope you were playing, like i was, but i dont think you were. marko was very kind and concerned about your health when you were down, but as soon as you got better, you started getting into pissing matches with your old foes, but cry foul when they took the kid gloves off. maybe you really are s-rge”
cRaSh BaNg

And not the first time SS has turned on people who expressed concern for his welfare. It happened after Katrina and again after he was recently hospitalized. But when one of the people he craps on says something back, he acts like that person is a jerk. Poor Poor lil SS!”

“Ha Ha!

“And speaking of lame, I have nothing to say to TT's resident gimp.

mARKo
8:45:16 PM
6/13/07”


Yea, I'm the bad one.
last edited: 6/14/07 12:50:48 PM”

“ok......you guys stop this!!!!!

sheesh....”

“Stobbit! You're tearing this fambly apart!”

“i think Marko was talking about poor stovie being a mental gimp”

“"If ya can't say anything nice,
Don't say anything AT ALL!"


or take it to fuego!!!!
last edited: 6/14/07 1:23:42 PM”

“My work is done when vile's cowardy troll comes out. :-)”

“Heehee! Divinity's just mad because my comment flew right under the radar and no one even saw it cause they're too busy comparing the size of their wieners.”

“Hey! You just stepped on big jim and the twins”

“I don't need to compare my wiener to anyone.”

“My wiener is second to nun.”

“All this over an un-named person.

Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na-na-na
Na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
You got to know how to Pony
And do the Bony Maronie”

“Kenny Rodger's The Gambler! What'd I win?”

“A bigger wiener.”

“UM the Latvian National Anthem?”

““Heehee! Divinity's just mad because my comment flew right under the radar and no one even saw it cause they're too busy comparing the size of their wieners.”
Nigal
1:27:25 PM
6/14/07

...lol...not mad!!!.....maybe I was the only one paying attention to you...
...rotflmao...”

“How do you roll on the floor if you've actually laughed your ass off and does it flop around and separate gradually, or is it just one big "snap"?”

“Its "laughing my ass off". The ass is in the process of detaching.”

“It's a figger o' spinich!”

“Eggzactly my point. and what do you do the next time?”

““OMG I judy came back from a wedding htat had a open bar and I had loiike 20 kazaziolion taquilta sunsets and im liek so drun im nskif snf csant even type tight/”
spirit coyote
9:24:08 PM
6/16/07

That's beautiful!”

“Rape is always the woman's fault.

bacpac
3:28:06 PM
6/27/07”

“Mutt, This belongs in the "out of context" thread.

I wouldn't expect you to know the difference.”

“maybe there should be a "classic out of context quotes" thread. or "out of context classic quotes"”

“Jezus, you're such a crybaby pu$$y, bacpac.”

“this exchange is a great example of why i use this site less and less.”

“who cares what bacpac and mutt say back and forth to each other. I can easily see that and let my glance skip right over it without caring about it one bit. The rest of this site is still a hoot.”

“Looks like Roam Around has you beat, though, bacpac.

Roam, look at hyway. He is an adult and can handle himself well compared to most TTers.
last edited: 6/28/07 12:21:34 PM”

“you son of a #&%!$!!! did you just call me an adult?”