Classic TT Quotes

“poor kleety is obsessed - I think he's in love or jealous. I wonder which.”

“"I predicted Al Gorge would invent teh interwebs, and I was right"

Surge, off his meds and on the right track”

“altering reality is fun”

“i like playing with memes and mini-memes”

“... and mini-balls.”

“
� SHUT UP! SHUT THE #&%!$ UP YOU #&%!$ERS! MOTHER #&%!$ING #&%!$ FACED #&%!$ BRAINED ASS HOLES! SHUT THE #&%!$ UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!�

Tarp Rat
12:07:49 PM
4/10/03


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�Tarpy throws his pacifier out the pram�

ynamiynami
12:11:12 PM
4/10/03

”

“Ahhhhahahaha. Miss those spazes...”

“Nobody could go on a tirade like tarpy.”

“I just went back to the start of the WMD thread, and �BAM! � � LOL”

“haha good old tarpy. think he is a troll now adays?”

“Well yeah, you rassel up a skunk you're not going to smell like lilac.”
Geobeet
2:34:04 PM
3/13/08

lol...I LOVE that one!!!!!!”

“I do believe that divinity is the first person to ever quote me on this thread that I started. It only took 1761 posts.”

“So much for instant gratification ----”

“Yes, I'm posting my own quote. It's certainly classic.

This was to Sassafras after she said I'd never go on a trailtalk hike ... LOLOLOL!!! Classic!



ewwwww .... tough words ....

That really intimidates me.

Hey, maybe if I get up the nerve I'll take some innertubes to the local lake, hike in from the parking lot, and eat sandwiches and goldfish. I'll even bring your photo along and pretend like it's a real TT hike.

Sarge
10:08:57 PM
3/17/08”

“not classic”

“you're not classic”

“your mothers not classic”

“ooookay? If you say so.

This is classic - http://www.break.com/index/death-metal-puppy.html”

“now THATS classic”

“I must have struck a nerve. =)”

“Yeah, I'm all nervy and what-not. I wish I could grab my pampered chef titanium collection, an oversized beach towel and throw some bug spray into my fanny pack so I can join you on a trip to some picnic table hideaway in some wooded township park, but I'm too chicken.”

“Sass sure is cranky tonight.”

“So now the right wing nuts have a problem with Obama's church? I guess that's a progression from a couple of weeks ago when they were whispering that he was a Muslim.

Who friggin' cares? We know you kooks aren't going to vote for him no matter what! Go to your own thread and tell everyone how great John Sidney McSame is.�
Reverend Truth V Wicked
2:37:54 PM
3/17/08
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I figured I would post this here so it would be an easy find the next time Violink went after the "Fundies."”

“�Face it sarge, you are the snot nosed kid with a 'kick me' sign on your back. Except you're retarded enough to put it there yourself.�

nigal
3:29:43 PM
3/19/08”

“Is anybody going to put a stop to these posts by Nigal and chili?

Why do you people let this continue?

I said nothing to chili, nor Nigal, yet here they go ...

Nobody is doing anything except me, so stop your #&%!$ing when this website is going to hell.”

“I didn't say a friggin word about you, you pu$$y.

I just thought that post was a classic.”

“Who is going to say something to chili for perpetuating the unprovoked attacks?

If nobody, then nobody needs to be crying when as this website goes to hell.”

“
� � � oh my garsh.

”

“When Elise bans me, I am going to start a new site and call it

sargecanbitemyass dot com”

“Who is going to say something to chili, once again, for perpetuating the unprovoked attacks?

If nobody, then nobody needs to be crying when as this website goes to hell.”

“I haven't complained about the site going to hell. I've been saying for some time that if people don't like tt then leave.

See I'm a big boy and don't cry every single time someone busts my balls.”

“I didn't say YOU said it was going to hell.

A "big boy" doesn't go around busting people's balls, unprovoked, like you are.”

“Who is going to say something to chili, once again, for perpetuating the unprovoked attacks? - Sarge

I WILL!!!

Chili, I'm going to "say something" to you, and you best remember it: "remember, the oxen are slow, but the earth is patient"”

“you missed the 2nd half of that sentence”

“LOL, mutt. I will give that more thought tonight than all these other posts on all these other threads combined.”

“You mean 2nd half of that post.”

“It is an attack on your perception of my behavior. You are not my critic. Nobody asked you. It was unprovoked. You are the problem. You know you are the problem. It's sad nobody but me is trying to end this. It's really just not funny when anybody does it. I'm about to go back to my old ways and come back with twice the force. I'm not "losing it", I'm just deciding NOBODY cares anymore about this site and it's everyman for himself. I'll go back and play that way, I'm a little rusty, but I can do it - and I can do it better than before, I was holding back last time. There are plenty of tricks up my sleeve which I haven't tried yet. End it now before this site literally goes away from the uncivil discourse perpetuated by the likes of you and others.�
Sarge
12:48:06 PM
3/19/08

This one is an all-time great.”

“I'm a little rusty, but I can do it - and I can do it better than before, I was holding back last time. There are plenty of tricks up my sleeve which I haven't tried yet.

Many a disappointed lover must have heard this part.”

“
� � � � http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

”

“I'm about to go back to my old ways and come back with twice the force.

ruh-roh.
Two Freddie Mercury wannabes?
”

“More sniveling and whining by sarge. The poor old board clown just likes getting his a$$ kicked on every thread. Why don't you take the not so subtle hints and leave this board for good? Face it dude, no one wants you here. I've only been here lurking for several months and I can see why everyone calls you names and wants you to go somewhere else. Leave us in peace so real BPing talk can begin.”

“i'm just not sure anyone in china has a real heart.”

Pamela
9:47:38 PM
5/12/08

not out of context”

“what thread?”

“I think the post was yanked....or at least one like it on the Earthquake thread.”

“Sad. It reads like something more extreme was there, but that statement was left. I'd reply, but not while the thread is sinking.”

“I'll bump the thread up for you. Reply away...”

“I pray to god daily not to give me what I deserve. Thank god for grace.”
minish223
9:06:53 AM
5/13/08


...ain't it the truth!!!”

“I'll join the amen chorus.

Back during the Watergate scandal, David Frye did an impression of Nixon talking to the God Father. The Godfather asks, "So, you want justice?" and Nixon says "Errr, not necessarily." It's a spot I've found myself in more often that I would like to count. Every once in a while I think to myself (in my best approximation of Frye's Nixon voice "Errr... not necessarily.")”

“"My wife won't let me" - violin”