Classic TT Quotes

“Someone can't keep her lies straight, LOL.”

“Oh my! I give the rhinestones idea two snaps up and a double twist!�

Nigal
11:07:20 AM
5/15/09
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um, not sure what to say about this....”

“Hey, it was a good idea. Not the best idea which of course would have garnered a "two snaps up and a reach around". LOL!”

“LOL all I could think of was, men on men or was it men on film?
in livivng color...”

“It is said that you give excellent blow jobs, Candy Dan.

You blow as well as you snort, eh?�
MarkO
11:50:50 AM
5/28/09


�The fire department shjt-canned his ass when cocaine showed up in his piss test.�
MarkO
10:05:51 AM
5/28/09
last edited: 5/28/09 9:20:37 AM”

“t*lt, do you have to be an assholle all the time?�
Stovie
3:23:50 PM
6/02/09

LOL, is that the ass hole calling the bung hole brown?”

“Actually, stovie was mocking me with that post since I had asked him that exact question about a post of his aimed at DORK.”

“it's that very comment that he made to DORK that made me think this was ironic”

“The answer is "Yes." on both counts.”

“hyway 'gets' it. LOL”

“lol @ nigal”

“�I am sorry but at what point did someone say, "hey baby, while your at it. stop my blood from going to my brain. that turns me on"�
The Dutchess of Road Kill
7:54:12 AM
6/05/09
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Well for me it was about 4 years ago.. I met this..... oh never mind...


'32oz�
32ozgatorade
9:00:36 AM
6/05/09



you scare me sometimes......”

“�Yeah, but I only like big cocks, so you're out of the running.
last edited: 6/24/09 4:43:41 PM�
roseymonster
4:34:48 PM
6/24/09”

““You ever notice when Tilt can't come up with any decent retort he types up some ridiculous non-sequitur?”
Mutt
7:49:01 AM
6/26/09”

“ya ever notice when stovie doesnt have an original thought of his own, he posts some ridiculous cartoon?”

“i was expecting a quote!”

“I offer $10.00 for the site (and a website name to be determined later).....”

“ya ever notice when stovie doesnt have an original thought of his own, he posts some ridiculous cartoon?

crash bang
4:11:45 PM
6/29/09

A classic!”

“Hay! He done my pikter verry menny times awreddy!”

“�Ignorance is bliss�
MarkO
1:41:56 PM
7/08/09”

“just mount the dog and show him who is boss�
haywood jablowme
11:14:20 AM
7/31/09”

“I have a huge dick and don't depend on horsepower for manliness.�


Nigal
5:18:52 PM
8/06/09”

“And the congregation said...AMEN!!!”

“looks like the communities are organizing.....how ironic

stratd00d
7:21:05 AM
8/10/09”

“1) Rosey, this is a sign of your success on this message board - Stovie and Sarge are so angry at you that they follow you to non-fuego posts in order to try and piss you off. You should take it as a compliment.�
pepsisformosa
6:25:10 PM
8/10/09
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2) �why don't you go find us a comic so you can tell us your real opinion?�
pepsisformosa
6:34:47 PM
8/10/09
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3) nice spelling there, Stovie. I love that you went back and edited the post, but left the error. Better stick to using someone else's words.�
pepsisformosa
6:38:01 PM
8/10/09
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4) �you have to get away from your online comic books for awhile in order to go camping, Stovie... so I'm not too concerned�
pepsisformosa
6:41:28 PM
8/10/09
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5) �I couldn't care less. If you ever had anything to say in your own words, other than "silly ____" or "stupid _____" then it'd be possible for you to say something that might piss me off. It's just amusing how pathetic you appear on here, especially now that HPD, or Sarge, or whoever is here and can actually verbalize a similar point of view to yours, while actually using his own words. You just pop from thread to thread, looking for a conversation where you can insert a comic, picture, or insulting comment toward MarkO, Tilt, Rosey or Violin. You're completely irrelevant, and now that HPD is here - essentially invisible. You're usually not even worth a response at all. I feel dirty having already wasted this much time on you in this thread, but it's a slow day at work and what the hell else am I gonna do?�
pepsisformosa
6:47:45 PM
8/10/09
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“Poor moonbat.”

““GOD DAMN IT KEVIN, WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO F UP EVERY THREAD...F'ING STOP IT! We don't want to hear politics or feugo every time you feel like butting in b!tch
OPIE
5:22:03 PM
8/10/09
last edited: 8/10/09 5:21:51 PM””

“I guess that's what passes for intellectual discourse from t*lty's moonbats.”

““GOD DAMN IT KEVIN, WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO F UP EVERY THREAD...F'ING STOP IT! We don't want to hear politics or feugo every time you feel like butting in b!tch
OPIE
5:22:03 PM
8/10/09
last edited: 8/10/09 5:21:51 PM””

“This troll has been approved by chili”

““Stovie is getting played like his welfare check at a casino.”
roseymonster
11:55:45 AM
8/11/09
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“hi st*vie”

“random cartoon”

“haywood jablowme troll is Nigal.”

“Anyone who has a problem with an organization that delivers a letter across town or across the country for 44 cents is a special kind of stupid.�
VioLiN
9:22:45 PM
8/05/09


"UPS and FedEx are doing just fine. ... It's the Post Office that's always having problems."
~Daddy-O
8/11/09”

“That's our vile.”

“UPS and FED EX will do it for 44 cents?

Bastards, they keep charging me about $10”

“�UPS and FED EX will do it for 44 cents?

Bastards, they keep charging me about $10�
chili36
6:28:18 AM
8/12/09

Which is ironically the same markup he gets from the "girlfriends" in his life.”

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqUmuZnmf7A

This is what nc was talking about, chili.”

“There is no comparison between UPS/FEDEX and the USPS when it comes to standard mail. UPS/FEDEX is not required to deliver to every address in the country like the USPS is. UPS/FEDEX does not have to kiss politician's asses when they want to increase their rates or tack on a user fee for delivering in certain areas.”

“You sound like my brother who is a mail carrier.

That is one important distinction. UPS and FEDEX do not have to deliver to every address. The Post Office has to deliver everywhere.”

“Plus, they have different customer bases. It's really two markets, although to the average Joe it might not seem like it.”

“People like my mother will use UPS about once a year, but bygod, she is a mail fanatic.”

“Cost saving issues like cutting out Saturday deliveries is a resounding "hell no" from both the public and congress, but fedex/ups can do it with just a board meeting. And tack on an extra charge to any poor soul that must have it on a Saturday.”

“And don't forget bulk mail.”