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*snicker*
haywood jablowme
10:36:50 AM
9/05/09

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haywood jablowme
10:36:57 AM
9/05/09

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haywood jablowme
10:37:09 AM
9/05/09

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haywood jablowme
10:37:19 AM
9/05/09

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haywood jablowme
10:37:29 AM
9/05/09

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haywood jablowme
10:37:38 AM
9/05/09

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haywood jablowme
10:37:47 AM
9/05/09

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haywood jablowme
10:37:57 AM
9/05/09

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haywood jablowme
10:38:13 AM
9/05/09

*snicker*
haywood jablowme
10:38:24 AM
9/05/09

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haywood jablowme
10:38:35 AM
9/05/09

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haywood jablowme
10:38:44 AM
9/05/09

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haywood jablowme
10:39:03 AM
9/05/09

Is the poor little nasty troll having a hissy fit?
*snicker*
Stovie
10:39:58 AM
9/05/09

you are in love with me ain't you gimpy?
haywood jablowme
10:41:51 AM
9/05/09

crash bang
10:43:03 AM
9/05/09

Is haywood selling candy bars?
chili36
1:42:28 PM
9/05/09

clearly, sir, you've never seen a unicorn fart. It's the most breathtaking rainbow you'll ever see. No pot of gold at the end of it, though - just a unicornhole”

pepsisformosa
4:25:18 PM
9/08/09
crash bang
3:42:59 PM
9/08/09

"unicornhole" definitely deserves to be a part of the tt lexicon
last edited: 9/08/09 3:23:43 PM
crash bang
3:43:59 PM
9/08/09

Note to peps: Please forgive crash. He's special.
Stovie
3:45:20 PM
9/08/09

why the hell should he forgive me? im giving the guy props for the funniest thing ive seen on this board

unlike SOME people, i dont use this threadd to bring up old butthurts
crash bang
3:46:42 PM
9/08/09

Sure you do.
Stovie
3:49:01 PM
9/08/09

what we really need is to come up with a definition for "unicornhole"... my first thought was that it would be the perfect descriptor for the super-hippies who talk to trees and smell like patchouli and smoke weed 24/7 and drive a 65 VW bug. A person like that, I'd call a unicornhole.
pepsisformosa
3:50:34 PM
9/08/09

you disappoint me, kevin
crash bang
3:52:34 PM
9/08/09

Stovie
3:55:35 PM
9/08/09

I'm with crash.....(wow, twice in two days)...."unicornhole" has to rank right up there with "douchetanker" and "phuktard" as classic editions to the TT lexicon.

I'm pretty sure we can come up with a definition or two.
Nonconformist
4:12:36 PM
9/08/09

If the unicorn is a mule, which is as likely as it being a horse, it would be an assshole - plain and simple.
last edited: 9/08/09 4:02:24 PM
gojo
4:23:21 PM
9/08/09

youre getting smarter, not harder, noncon
crash bang
4:45:07 PM
9/08/09

Let's don't forget "leftover smegma" in the TT lexicon.
Dunadan
6:08:53 PM
9/08/09

whoever used that one must have been a Red Dwarf fan
hyway
7:03:02 PM
9/08/09

What kind of helicopter did you make out of corn?

Just wondering.....
Stratd00d
9:38:49 PM
9/08/09

my life revolves around an internet forum”
crash bang
6:52:59 PM
9/17/09
bacpac
4:12:55 AM
9/18/09

//sarc//
crash bang
9:51:04 AM
9/18/09

I certainly do not think in the single file line that most of you do. - salebored
Mutt
8:33:28 AM
10/07/09

I once worked on a turkey insemination farm, but I got fired because they said my laughing was freaking out the birds. I can't help it is those tail feathers tickle my belly.”

hyway to hell
5:35:08 AM
11/03/09
chili36
6:30:58 AM
11/03/09

im pretty sure thats not original

but funny, nonetheless
crash bang
9:04:38 AM
11/03/09

I don't know how "original" it is, but it is a verbatim quote.
chili36
9:47:03 AM
11/03/09

its original and verbatim, AND a joke ;)
hyway
9:55:22 AM
11/03/09

suuuurrrrrre it is. ;)
RoamAround
10:00:16 AM
11/03/09

Hey! I like to stick my wiener in my wife's v@gina. I'm so proud!

HighPlainsDrifter
8:05:44 AM
12/23/09
roseymonster
10:12:23 AM
12/23/09

If we were supposed to distrust every man who's had a wank, who would be left?”
roseymonster
3:36:10 PM
1/14/10
Nonconformist
5:30:43 AM
1/15/10

This one is a gem
“I was raised on well water, river water and lake water with no problem like some others. I didn't filter water through the first 1500 miles of the AT and then it hit. You can ask my flaming A$$hole if it believes in filtering water?”
Nimblefoot
9:50:35 AM
1/26/10
chili36
10:57:27 AM
1/26/10

OPIE
4:29:08 PM
1/26/10

That was some powerful chili.
Stovie
4:37:18 PM
1/26/10

sounds like someone doesnt want to go on a tt trip
No, I am not going to sift through the banter that is the accompanying thread for trip details.

No, I am not going to email somebody for trip details.

No, I am not waisting my minutes to call someone for trip details.



gojo
8:38:29 AM
2/03/10
crash bang
7:04:12 PM
2/03/10

"XL, get away from me. Stop emailing me too.”

HighPlainsDrifter
4:54:42 AM
3/09/10
ignore this user

report this message
reason:
roseymonster
7:08:56 AM
3/09/10

Boy hidey...if rosey had a dollar for everytime a kid on a play ground told him that....?
theXL400
7:11:28 AM
3/09/10

Next thing you know, he will want you to get your hands out of his pockets, too.
chili36
11:16:47 AM
3/09/10

I'm a man of the world and I'm educated.

Mutt
1:48:26 PM
3/17/10
crash bang
9:56:41 AM
3/20/10

Leave a man to his own devices long enough and he will revert backwards and end up sitting on a hot rock all day beating off just like the apes.

Nigal
2:36:00 AM
3/30/10
chili36
9:38:00 AM
3/30/10

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