Classic TT Quotes

“I don't think chili allows beans in house.

The occaisional pea, maybe...”

“He pees in the chili?”

“That's why Marvin likes it so much...”

“Not when I am sober.”

“Yah, but when does that happen?”

“I cannot recall at this time.”

“"If I dress to the left, studdies show that am man is more likely to go gay. So I should go the the right, however girls like guys who are questionable on their preferance, so maybe I shoujld go to the right half the day and left the other half."

Ice Tea
12:07:51 AM
09/11/03”

“Tea is assuming girls actually look at his crotch.”

“"Don't spill the bong water on your new bed, Tea. If you do, I can guarantee there will not be any women sleeping over. LOL!"
newgirl
09:24:48 AM
09/11/03”

“how does newgirl know that?”

“She's traveled abroad.”

“She also has not been able to get a girl in bed with her ever since she spilled her bong in bed.”

“BTW - Leonard Nimoy wants his name back, ya pointy eared b!tch"
Buddha Bear
08:34:48 AM
09/13/01

buddha, maybe you shouldnt be the one to bring up misapplied names.

a-hem."
radagast
08:36:09 AM
09/13/01”

“"My daughter, who does not wish to be named, ran to the bathroom when she heard the noise but continued running out of the front door followed by a wave of sewage."


Yeah, I know it's not from an Actual TTer, but it's just not somethin' ya hear everyday, LOL”

“Every man dies. Not every man lives.

Tim Robbins in "The Shawshank Redemption"”

“"120 in a pink Tercel? BWAHAHAHA! It probably sounded like a vacuum cleaner on "high"!"

aero
10:04:53 AM
09/12/03”

“"Every man dies. Not every man lives.

Tim Robbins in "The Shawshank Redemption""
~Shawn


"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
Also from "Shawshank".”

“" My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." - Bluto, Animal House”

“Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!

This is "Classic TT Quotes"!”

““Doughnuts, is there anything they can’t do?” – Homer Simpson”

“I'm almost positive I've used that quote I posted on TT...”

“This blows my weekend, because naturally I'll have to go with
you -- and we'll have to arm
ourselves.
--Dr. Gonzo”

“Yes, the party is severe. Its not about the float, its about what we eat while we are floating.

stikmon
03:29:39 PM
09/12/03”

“Crazy Mike & Johnny Cash should have recorded a song together.
It would have been called "Bacon Ring of Fire"!"
walkindude
09:02:34 PM
09/12/03”

“WOW! How did I miss THAT quote!
LMAO!!!!!!”

“If I'm not mistaken, a good bacon ring is always hot...”

“That is so true!!!!!


8)


Lick”

“Oy.”

“Now, was THAT necessary?


LOL”

“Ya!


8)”

“A trip to the bacon ring is always necessary...”

“My Girlfriend feels the same way!


8)”

“Those Beggin' Strips commercials will never be the same....”

“<sniff sniff>

I smell bacon!”

“It's BACONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!”

“Yeah, you guys try those out and let us know how it goes... LOL”

“I used to sleep in any dam position I chose.



Now I sleep in the karate position with mrschili.


.....meaning I sleep in the position necessary to fight for my 1/35th of the bed."
chili36”

“What a piquant juxtaposition.”

“"Confuscious say, "He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers.""

Artex
03:03:52 PM
02/25/02”

“That is sick but cool none the less!


8p”

“"My cut off is 22 years old thats where I draw the line!

8)"
Crazy Mike Backpacks
09:08:20 PM
04/15/02
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"What if she was 21, hot, backpacked, and rich?"
Artex
09:13:12 PM
04/15/02
ignore this user

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"Ok I guess I would brake the rule!

8)"
Crazy Mike Backpacks
09:15:33 PM
04/15/02”

“(a screeching halt)”

“"OH MY LORD ,,,!!!GEO BEET !. Thats' is the same virus my own computer got when it could'nt see the invisble MessageBoard thread on some an other day .This Personage must to get an other new Viurus Program ."
minstercreek
04:01:01 PM
09/17/03”

“a classic quote from another forum:

"hmmm....fish jerky....i suppose you could spread peanut butter on it to liven it up a bit :)"”

“"Nothing you've ever consumed can prepare you for the horror that is clam jerky."”

“A further quote in the same thread about dehydrating seafood:

"Great stuff......your breath and pack will keep the neighbors, spouse, and kids away, and you'll become much closer to your cat!"”

“"did you cover trial hos and trail pimp daddies in one chapter . . . bacon rings in another?"
gforce
06:45:18 PM
03/02/03”

“Damn, I wish I was French!"
Tom Terrific
08:39:29 AM
11/14/02”

“Good one Wounded Knee!!!!!


8)”

“Thank you. That came right after my first trip with you this year. I am trying to find the first time I posted something here.”