Classic TT Quotes

“Hey can you go backpacking with us this weekend????


8)”

“"kiss my ass,
i'm radagast.
be a dear,
fetch a beer.

want some milk, pu$$ycat?
lick my tap, it's where it's at.
undo those buttons, let me see.
let those pink nosed puppies breath.
some may say i put the 'ass' in 'class'
fu@k that! i put the 'ass' in 'crass'

hey, i could really get into this poetry #&%!$."

radagast
10:25:51 PM
12/06/00”

“Thats good!


8)”

“"I'm not wearing a dress, but I am strapped to the funkiest chair you've ever seen with a red ball in my mouth as I type this with my toes."
StickmanWalking”

“I'm not wearing a dress, but I am strapped to the funkiest chair you've ever seen with a red ball in my mouth as I type this with my toes."
StickmanWalking
12:22:42 AM
09/19/03



*OPIE's computer suddenly spontaneously burst into flames!*”

“"Ya know... Reagan was ridiculed years ago when he tried to warn us about trees. I bet Sonny Bono wisshes he had listened to the gipper."

ViOLiN
09:46:16 AM
09/19/03”

“I AM SLEEPING WITH SOME BODY, THAT'S IT!!!!"

wolfeyes
09:40:56 AM”

“Mutt is pretending to be butter.....




he is certainly on a roll lately."

chili36
10:02:38 AM
09/19/03”

“.....Low and behold, the subject eventually led to T.P. When I admited to not always useing it they didnt believe me...or were speechless or something. So, I explained to them natural objects to use in the woods (such as leaves, snow, rocks and pinecones) They didnt seem to understand the concept and soon began calling me pine cone butt...."

Free24
10:16:15 AM
09/19/03”

“Mom!... more chicken menstruations and fried, dead, diseased pig ass, pleeeease! "
Violin
11:40:16 AM
06/18/01”

“Besides, a little slap now and then between friends can be a good thing."
ViOLiN”

“"I like it when kleetn assumes and makes an ass out of himself.

Get used to it, dickwad. I've been making an ass out of myself longer than you've been alive."
kleetn
12:58:49 PM
09/22/03”

“"I could demonstrate a men's size 8"
Buddha Bear
11:36:03 PM
09/18/03”

“"I don't really remember the weekend. I know that my band played a show at the UW on Thursday and I had 5 empty kegs at my house this morning...no dates/phone numbers for me, but I slept in my front yard so I guess I kind of went camping. Rock and Roll!!! Owwwww"

13fist
01:49:24 PM
09/22/03”

“man, i gotta jam with this guy ! ! ! !


13 fists, let's fawkin rock out dood! crazy mike plays drums, let's do it man! we'll make a TT party out of it!”

“"BB, i'm not really sure what you mean, but i will respond to something you said.

i once asked my nephew if he had ever listened to kimbaugh. he said ...no, i wont' listen to him, because my mom told he's "religious right". well, i told him that limbaugh doesnt ta"
stratdewd
12:36:46 AM
09/24/03
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"oops! SORRY, my A.D.D kicked in.....what were we talking aboit again?"
stratdewd
12:37:56 AM
09/24/03
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“RE: How to pop the question
"Thanks for all the advise, any more on how to approach her dad? He's a great guy and we get along pretty good, but I'm still nervous."
REPTILES
06:17:30 PM
09/20/00
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RE: How to pop the question
"Liquor, son. And plenty of it."
kleetn
06:18:13 PM
09/20/00”

“sunshine,
Men don't take the time to calculate how much a piece of ass costs. If we did we would never get married."
bacpac
09:52:23 PM
07/31/00”

“Good point bit
"Good looking women have to come on to me. Ugly men can come on to bitpusher."


Geobeet
03:39:43 PM”

“hmm, perhaps a candy jar with lollipops? there's just something about a woman and a lollipop."
tarbubbIe
07:56:28 PM
09/25/03”

“"Strat, what exactly makes George Wingnut Bush 'the real thing'?"

-- Treebeard


"Coke!"

pedxing
07:45:55 PM
09/27/03”

“If I was walking down the trail and a moose jumped out and beat me up, I'd call that an attack.

twigeater
11:04:08 AM
10/02/03”

“lol”

“twigeater, sweetheart, you can hang your underwear on my clothesline anytime! ;)"


StoveStomper
12:40:57 PM
10/02/03”

“ooh I said something stupid enough to be classic - way cool!

You guys crack me up so bad that people are looking over the tops of the cube walls at me to see if I'm ok - I'm trying to stifle my laughter!

To Duttonville!!

=D”

“Stifle, dingbat!”

“can the short yellow bus go to duttonville?”

“LOL, why Tom you know my old nickname, you're so clever...

Who's driving the short yellow bus mapes? Thump 'em and we'll hijak the bus and take it to Duttonville ourselves!”

“SHOTGUN”

“"Prom queen? That would be a contest between Tilt, Phaedrus, and Violin."
Mutt
09:03:02 AM
09/26/03
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"but mutt you forgot to say WHY...."
mapleleaf
09:11:11 AM
09/26/03
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"Why state the obvious?"
Mutt
09:12:37 AM
09/26/03
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"LOL mutt.

like there legs do ya

:D"
mapleleaf
09:15:06 AM
09/26/03
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"D'oh! Walked right into that one."
Mutt
09:17:36 AM
09/26/03
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“"A nun turned me on"

Elfskin2”

“"A nun turned me on"

Elfskin2”

“"A nun turned me on"

Elfskin2”

“"A nun turned me on"

Elfskin2”

“"A nun turned me on"

Elfskin2”

“"A nun turned me on"

Elfskin2”

“oops LMAO ignore most of those”

“The universe is shaped like a potato chip!"


Free24
02:30:03 PM
10/03/03”

“RE: The Fat Lady is Clearing her throat
"I really hope the new president, whoever it may be, doesn't outlaw pudding. Good Lord, that would be terrible."

Artex
10:41:29 AM
12/09/00”

“What's black,white and blue all over?


Free24 in nun drag falling down the stairs!”

“"So at these nudist resorts, do they have separate women’s and men’s restrooms? If yes, why?"

mtn gal
03:10:50 PM
10/06/03”

“Dang chilli, you really did some digging to find that quote of mine! :-)”

“There are some real gems in the older threads.”

“Just get a very big trowl and start digging!


8)”

“"Funny you mentioned it...I just picked up the "Deliverance" soundtrack from the local library yesterday."
Buddur
11:05:25 PM
10/02/01”

“When dogs are outlawed, only outlaws will have dogs."
kleetn
01:59:37 PM
10/04/01”

“I recently renewed my subscription,not for the gear info but there are occassionally good wknd trip ideas. I find the mag to be fluffy and without substance but, h@ll so am I so its no bother."

birch
08:24:39 PM
10/15/03”

“Tell you what guys, if we ever go hiking, I’ll show up with cream or custard pies. I can stuff them in your faces and then you can both shout, “How cum nobody brought nothin’ for desert.” That should be good for a few laughs around the campfire.

FearD and ynami, I think it’s time to review the two most important lessons your daddies taught you. First, get out that old can of Shine-ola. Second, remember what he taught you about the type of behavior, which you both are displaying, leading to blindness and hairy palms.

Because I’ll lay even money that your shoes are soiled, you wear coke bottle glasses, and your palms look like you’re holding baby marmots."

arclite
06:30:23 AM
10/16/03”

“"ok, so now, I'll lay off 2 scoops, but, I need a new victim......"

[waving arms over my head]

Oooo! Ooooo! Me! Me! I haven't been abused much sense bacpac got some nookie and has turned all mushy!"
Nigal Voorhees
08:13:41 AM
10/15/03”

“"hey alaska, why don't you go ahead and set us all straight here. what is your tt geneological/reincarnation history?"
embaumer
12:23:59 PM
10/16/03”