Classic TT Quotes

“I dunno, but I can think of quite a few...”

“dangit bit, now ya got me thinking about it too!”

“hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh”

“those pics would make great stocking stuffers and I bet she can fill out those stockings to ;)”

“you freakin' pervs!! i DID mention i was a 78-year-old man, right? just checking. okay, i feel dirty...i'm outta here! later.
:-)”

“I'm sure Her Adorableness's bottom is very adorable, but I've heard her knees need work. ;)”

“SS will be a newt before the day is out...”

“Oh no, another contract with America ...”

“Speaking of Tarpy, the most infamous quote of all time...

"You all suck, I'm leaving!"

or was that BB??”

“WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica.

"Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK).

An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background.

A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."

Thanks to The Onion"
lizs
9/11/02”

“That's like asking if you're the only one who masterbates! Everyone does it!"
Nigal
12:48:47 PM
01/09/04


"yay!"
lyra
12:49:53 PM
01/09/04

I dont know why. but that made me laugh right out loud. if you ever watched Fractured Fairtales, then you will know why?”

“moo haa haa!”

“yay!”

“Maybe I'll start me up a troll name of my own...Jimmy Jergenson?”

“"There's a ground right below you."

-Ewker to Cottonsocks at Savage Gulf, TN”

“You are some warped puppies. An entire litter, actually."
skullcap
02:16:03 PM
01/23/04”

“"You people need lives!"
UpUrs
02:38:14 PM
01/23/04”

“F_ meeee!”

“"Mapleleaf is a smart person. Oh, wait, did I say smart, I meant really dumb."

UpUrs
03:46:02 PM
11/15/03”

“HAHAHA I missed that one...

you jealous cause he likes me more then you?

upurs is cute”

“Trailbum to Naviguesser and Windwalker...

"Raisins are the booger of the fruit world."

Dewey Point Yosemite”

“And BTW...I couldn't agree more!”

“2Poops

"Chronic masturbator. He'll play with himself anywhere."
MamaBearGrrr
11:27:46 AM
02/06/04”

“but she's right!”

“but she's right!”

“Chili's yellow shoes? Why didn't you get me another color. Thats the only color they had. LMAO


Thanks Ewker, you were not to tell him that there were other colors!”

“Why does that remind me of Helen Keller's dog?”

“I dont know, why???”

“tilt, the deaf-dumb-and-blind anti-defamation league would like to have a word with you”

“"Her dog was blind, too."

You never heard that joke, Cottonsocks?






[+] message from 2poops being ignored


"someone needs to get laid"

ScorchFire
08:44:46 PM
02/09/04


[+] message from 2poops being ignored


"you don't have to worry, it'll never be me."

ScorchFire
08:49:47 PM
02/09/04


LMAO 256x”

“If you die on the trail, then the rest of the team will have to eat you.




04:25:34 PM
02/18/04


remind me not to go hiking with you :D”

“who said it?”

“The old Marien code is, "If you die we're splitting your gear.". Works for me.”

“hell yes! unless of course the person who died was me. then u no get me gear.”

“"It's the exchange rate. 94 Canadian posts are only worth 86 U.S. posts."

bitpusher”

“that had to be about the funniest thing I read all day.”

“I wish I could grow green algae on my skin. That'd be cool."
Artex
03:39:39 PM
02/25/04”

“If anything, I am a lesbian, trapped in a man's body."


chili36
09:34:18 AM
03/02/04”

“unnamed TT female at the party sunday talking about an unnamed TT male

"I would do him"”

“I always miss the hot action at TT events.”

“but the question is, who will do who?

who said it?

should we take bets?”

“Jeez there they go, talking about me again...”

“I always miss the hot action at TT events."
chili36
11:54:02 AM
03/02/04

stop wearing DEET as an after shave and you might get lucky”

“Whomever she was, Ewker, she was probably really drunk!”

“I cannot recall at this time.”

“Good answer, Chili!



(DEET as an aftershave stings like hell)”

“I cannot recall at this time."
chili36
12:02:06 PM
03/02/04
ignore this user

So chili's running for office.”

“no, Chili knows cottonsocks scans this board...lmao”

“All I can say is, she was great.”

“""How come Chili knows where all the nude beaches are?"
Arky
12:56:37 PM
03/02/04

I cannot recall at this time."
chili36
01:42:42 PM.


"I cannot recall at this time."
chili36
12:02:06 PM
03/02/04”