Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up

“I almost fell out of my chair when my buddy sent me this link:

http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=mapsu

Seems that there is an organization of mothers against those who pee while standing up...”

“I keep forgetting that it doesn't automattically convert links over here...”

“I went to their website ( mapsu.org ) and there's a banner ad on the top of the page...

advertising #&%!$ enlargement...”

“Dang! My wife's birthday is tomorrow - One of those t-shirts would have been perfect for her.”

“since when cant we say #&%!$?”

“The thread title had so much promise”

“its not an obscene word for christs sake! the prudes win again.”

“What, #&%!$? Not as long as I've been on the board.

Breast, on the other hand, is okay...”

“lol, that is funny, i didn't even try the official website”

“There's a couple of others that you'd think would be blocked but aren't.”

“Poor guy got some on his leg.”

“Should he be holding a beer with his other hand?”

“A very sexist organization.

Where is Fathers Against Toiletting while Sitting (FATS)?”

“Well, the only time I pee like that is after a lot of sex or after drinking a lot of beer...so he could have just got done with some sex and hasn't had enough time to get another beer.”

“Well, the only time I pee like that is after drinking a lot of beer.



no if that was true, he would be leaning forward on the wall with his other hand. (you know, holding himself up)”

“we have perfect balance for those things, we learn early in life that falling over in a men's bathroom is one of the worst possible things you can do.”

“ok, i am going to be sorry for repeating this but I have seen treebeard peering whlie very drunk and leaning forward and then slowly start to lean the other way.

then slowly continue you till he almost feel over.

I was on the floor laughing so hard i nearly peed my pants.

oh the good old days ~sigh~”

“The thing about a wife is that all life's embarrassing moments are broadcast to the universe.

So treebeard, tell us about maple's embarrassing moments. The ones besides being whopped on the head by a dead turkey.

Oh, that's right. She usually tells us herself. She's an equal opportunity blabber.

Gotcha Mapes!”

“one of my friends from work taught her little boy to pee sitting down but going to preschool killed that idea! After many 'incidents' she convinced her husband to sit while he pees at home years ago”

“i look forward to being pottytrained someday....”

“I would really like to know how a woman could convince a man to sit down and pee....really, I'd like to know.”

“I think the guy likes to sit down and pee now. at first he just did it to get her to quit cursing him for peeing on the seat but then he got lazy”

“what?? this is SO bizarre!! and LOL @ stratdewd!”

“hahaha, i have to tell you this. I know this german woman (and I did not say I like her) anyway, she makes her husband sit down while peeing. Now what kind a sh!! is that?? I thought she's the only one. I guess not!”

“gemini--
and she TOLD you this?? kooks, i tell ya!”

“See I don't see the advantage of sitting down to pee if you are a man. Whats worse, peeing on the floor and wall in front of the toilet or peeing on the wall and floor behind and under the toilet?”

“This copied from the authoritative thread on all matters pee related...

RE: Pee Bottle and Backpacker Magazine (March)
"Some practical advice for the gals "
flyguy6x
01:23:19 PM
06/07/01


Hey, I don't think the link copied so you may wish to visit the thread”

“The link still works.
Check it out for Instructions for gals to pee standing up !”

“I'd like to meat this chick! She sounds like a blast.

"Gabrielle writes... Here’s a little about women using men’s urinals (my personal experiences). I usually pee standing up in any location, and can use just about any type of men’s urinal with ease. I stand with my feet slightly apart, about shoulder width, and my pants and panties pulled down to my knees. I lean back slightly at the waist, with some arch in my back. When I start to pee, I push hard to start a strong stream, and push again at the end to keep the stream up until I’m done. I find that I have good control over where the stream goes, and it’s a pretty clean process. Sometimes I dribble a little when I’m finishing up, but not too often. Most of the time I don’t even need to wipe when I’m done. If I’m wearing pants with a long enough zipper, I just unzip, pull my panties aside, and go through the fly.
Once while doing this outside, another woman asked if I had a #&%!$. She asked how I could urinate standing up without making a mess. My, what our mothers never taught us!!"”