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“That's just wrong!”

“My Norton security didn't like that site, Geo.”

“LOL There must be some really good drugs going around these days!!”

“Outta Sight!”

“now THATS'S funny!”

“Yep, I'm goin' straight to hell. I just emailed that link to about a dozen people, <G>”

“I'm somewhat offended by that site, but can't stop chuckling about it.”

“Sentry: Well, I'll ask 'im, but I don't think 'e'll be very keen-- 'e's already got one, you see?

Arthur: What?

Lancelot: He says they've already *got* one!

Arthur: (confused) Are you *sure* he's got one?

Sentry: Oh yes, it's ver' naahs.

(to the other sentries:) I told 'em we've already *got* one!

(they snicker)

Arthur: (taken a bit off balance) Well... ah, um... Can we come up and have a look?

Sentry: Of course not! You are English types.

Arthur: Well, what are you then?

Sentry: (Indignant) Ah'm French! Why do you think I have this out-rrrageous accent, you silly king?!”

“yeah baby! LOL! that's pretty good.”

“Geeez Geo...I thought that was going to be an informational site!!!”

“Well if you don't receive the threat level warning in time, I tried to help you!”

“I don't care if it rains of freezes
'Long as I got my Threat Alert Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my Threat Alert Jesus I'll go far.”

“I just emailed www.whattheheck.com and told them about that website!!!!

Freak'n hilarious!”

“It gives the phrase "holy s#!t that's funny" new meaning”