July 12th kayak trip

“I just got back from the grocery store. Are you still at work Mapleleaf? If so I will call now.”

“not yet, i have to go pack. try around 1:45

thanks”

“Okay will do.”

“oh dear - I think I have a fever. Oh yes, I must leave the office so I do not make others sick. No, that bag is not full of camping gear. No. I am not trying to sneak out early to go away for the weekend...”

“wait, Mapleleaf is going to go pack? I don't have her home phone number. I hate being confused!”

“she's at work - on lunch break”

“If sh'e not back by 1:45 PM, call 911. That means she got her arm stuck in the pack and can't get it out...”

“loL Lyn, i think my boss lost your call. yes im at work with gear all over my office and my backpack in the ladies room

to funny and im loving every min of it!!!

so im done packing and it all fit :)
ok to call now!”

“Can't cause I keep getting your answering machine.”

“i'll email you my cell #

sorry :)”

“sent”

“oh crap. im getting a sore throat.

i mean i realy am. it hurts and im getting an earache

this better not be the beging of ANYTHING!!

I many have to kill the germs with Vodka!”

“oh yeah - my too - yeah - um - I stubbed my toes and it hurts too much to work...

2 more hours!!”

“no really, it hurts :(”

“If you cancel this trip I will beat you to within an inch of your life! Now, suck it up Parrothead!


Hiiiiiyyyyyaaaaa!”

“within an inch of my life.

oh no

one inch wong should be here soon to reply..

no, i'll be ok. taking drugs will help


(advil)


1 1/2 to go....”

“Don't worry about One Inch Wang, ma'am. I have him on the run and I will soon be springing my trap.”

“wow
the troll called me Ma'am

ok you can stay!”

“Of course I treat all law abiding citizens such as yourself with respect.

It's the evil-doers, like that slant-eyed One Inch Wang, that I reserve my wrath for.”

“very cool!
thank you”

“To protect and serve. That's my motto.”

“50 minutes to go....”

“pssstttt! mapleleaf? are you sure that you want to be seen talking to ... ... that?”

“39 minutes to go...”

“ugh :(”

“I hope that you are not referring to me as a "that." Just because I am height-challenged that is no reason to refer to me as "that."

I don't think you have any business calling a public-minded citizen such as myself a "that."

”

“In the interest of fairness:

”

“he didnt flash me so it does not count!!”

“Well just wait a little longer, you never know .....

He seems a little .... I don't know .... maybe .... touchy”

“LOLOLO lyndy!!


ok guys, gotta get ready.
im outta here in 15 mins!!
have a good weekend.
Lyndy I'll call you Sat night when we make camp and tell you where to meet us on sunday.
twinks you Ninja head get it into gear and lets goooooo :)

take care of treebeard for me and don't let him get into to much trouble this weekend on TT.

Peace”