HIking Druids

“Is that better?”

“Quit molesting that oak.”

“Dis' claimer or dat claimer?

Has anyone seen hairy freaks in white sheets hiking?”

“Only in Georgia.”

“I saw some guys dressed up like they were in the SCA once...that was a little weird.”

“NO hoods....please”

“Hey it's only 11:20 AM here (or 12:20 PM there), what gives?”

“Apparently this board is about 15 minutes fast.”

“The clock on Matt's server has drifted again. Computer clocks are notorious for this sort of thing.”

“Is that what the "No Time Warping" message was all about?”

“It's a time warp puttin' wrinkles in your skin
It's a rockabilly music make you silly in the end
It's a time warp puttin' circles on your eyes
It's a rockabilly music that's a blessing in disguise....

"Time Warp"
The Ozark Mountain Daredevils
from "Secrets of the Universe Revealed" (1975)
(a.k.a. 'The Little Red Record', issued with 'The Car Over The Lake Album')”

“Nah, I think you got that because you posted on a thread that didn't exist anymore.”

“"No Time Warping" means that you tried to post to a thread that's been deleted.”

“OK, but why the ^%$#&^_*^%%@#@^%@! was it deleted?”

“i bet Matt has the hots for you. picking on you is just his way of showing it!
;-D hee heeeee.”

“cuz you're a baaaahaaaaad baaaahhaaaaad boy, tom...”

“It's all part of Matt's attempt bring sanity? back to the board. He's been deleting a lot of the threads which are just clones of other threads.”

“Some witches have obviously taken offense Tom. Better check your hat size and see if your head has shrunk!”

“Right now, I'd just like to say a word about AtomTime...”

“Does Matt watch(ha Ha) this goofy site ALL the time?”

“Time synchronization - what a concept. Makes a much bigger difference in Active Directory environments than it does on a message board.”

“IRIG B, baby, IRIG B...”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tom got in trouble with Dad...”

“he had it comin mapes”

“All I saw was one crazed dude waving around a black snake while a crazed woman hooted, and the snake was none too happy about it. Was that a druid?”

“I was not crazed!!


oh, your not talking about me this time are you geo?

LOL”

“Is that the one where the snake was nervous because it was his wedding day... He was getting married to a chicken, right?

I think I saw that movie.”

“whats up tigger lily!”

“The crazed woman was hooting and shouting, "How do ya like this, Geo? Throw it at him, Tom; Go ahead, throw it."”

“Inuendoe alert! Inuendoe alert! Tom's tryin' to get himself #&%!$canned from TT. Keep it up Tom, I'm pullin' for ya! LOL!”

“I did Not!!!


I wanted to hold the thing. But tom got scared and let it go.

he is the chicken!!”

“lolz”

“Is there any videotape of this?

LOLOL”

“Is this another thread about nothing? ;)”

“SO who was tossing the snake???? And Tom Terrific was a witnesser of this?”

“A picture of Tom "tossing the snake"? No, thanks!”

“Here's the whole story:

Before the Family Car Camping Trip, Maple said she was planning to scare me on the trip. Rising to the challenge, I picked up a rubber, but fairly well done, rattlesnake. I was thinking maybe I'd slip it into her sleeping bag, but when the tree family's gear got all wet, they decided to crash in a motel instead. So when the trees came back to the campsite in the evening, I tucked the fake snake under my jacket and acted like something was crawling in there, pulled out the snake, yelled, and threw it into Maple's lap. Oh yes, she jumped.

Later, Tom Terrific grabbed a black snake by the tail, ala the Croc Hunter, and Maple wanted him to throw it at me (Hell hath no fury like a woman thrown a rubber snake!).

Maple, needless to say, has vowed revenge, forgetting the lesson she should have learned: don't threaten old farts named Geobeet! Stay tuned.”

“Now she will tell her side of the story, I'm almost certain, and attempt portrayal as the aggrieved party.”

“She was a great sport about it, I must say. Even if she's not talking to me.”

“Geo, just remeber one little itty bitty thingie here ok,










pay back is a #&%!$!!!


and I will have not only video, but photos to post.
forget your liver mister, you better take care of your........”

“Careful there; I take these challenges seriously.”

“i knew tom was a snake wrangler....”

“forget your liver mister, you better take care of your........"
mapleleaf

Will I have to book a trip to Kingman, AZ?”