I just want to see it's so ....

“time to make the iced coffee - bring the fan close to the bed - try not to move much while at home - keep the ice trays full - eat lots of salad

'cause its hot baby! yeah....feels good after the long cold winter...ahhhhh

now, where's the nearest beach?”

“Ya wanna see it is hot...or say it is hot?”

“uh - see - it's so hot that my brain got addled from the heat - and what i meant to say was......"i'm melting...i'm melting"”

“Let's melt together and be a happy puddle of melted mush.”

“Oh my twinks, so much enuendo that I'm going to let go....It hurts, because it would be so easy.


ah well, remeber the giver of TT (your moniter) produces serious heat”

“i am getting so hot that i'm gonna take my clothes off....and take a shower”

“It's getting hot in here.

...so take off all your clothes.”

“Was supposed to be 97° here today, with 90 some % humidity. I hope it's changed. The school I work at has no A/C. Talk about melting!!!”

“OMG Sas..that is aweful!! Are you in year around school? It kills me here they send the kids back to school the first part of Aug and is is always soooo hot. They have been known to let schools out early because a lot of schools don't have A/C.

I think the cooler temps are coming for the weekend...I think I saw 70's returning here!”

“stratdewd, that song blows!!

i looooove the hot weather...can't get enough of it. especially after that hellish winter.”

“it snowed here on Monday...”

“EWW!! that should be illegal. ;-)”

“Did it actually snow in Billings. or near there?

I know the Bighorns and Winds were supposed to get near a foot.

We got snow down to about 6500' around Cody.”

“i would throw myself in front of a train if it snowed here.

no wonder all the folks from waaaaaaayyyyyyy up north are weirdos! ;)”

“Ummmmmm, we're west Twinkie, NOT north!!!!!”

“i know - but the weather in the midwest seems like its way up north

;)”

“Not actually in Billings, but it was only about 40 degrees. It did snow on the Beartooth hwy and it was closed for a couple days. Butte got snow in town. It doesn't look good for the one tomato they try to grow there every year.”

“New Yawkers have their four compass points: Uptown, Downtown, Brooklyn, and Jersey.”

“Well at least here in the west when you go backpacking, you'll know you have snow to put in your drinks to keep them cool.

Nothing better than some Crytal Light Lemonade mixed with some 100 proof vodka with some snow mixed in!!!!

You could eat it with a spoon.”

“I don't know Twinkle, we're north of the 45th parallel; that's pretty far north! And yes, we are weirdos.”

“See, that does not compute for a New Yawker. You have to say, "We're way on the other side of Jersey!" Of course, to make it perfectly clear, you should say, "Joisey!"”

“anything below the George Washington Bridge is the South.

aka you are all a bunch of REDNECKS!”

“Some New Yawkers have a vague idea of a place called Buffalo, where they have these shaggy haired animals with little horns. There is also a place called Schenectady, located somewhere beyond Mars, but not as far away as Jupiter.”

“A New Yawker's version of a geography lesson:”

“the whole world consists of either Uptown, Downtown, Midtown or "Upstate"

"Upstate" is anyplace on the other side of the Hudson.”

“There's also a place called Boston, but you have to cross the Atlantic Ocean to get there, and when you get there, you turn around and go back home.”

“Any other place names are where Hobbits live.”

“and then...

You have the "Boondocks"

the "Boondocks" consists of Bronx, Staten Island, and ALL of Long Island (yes, Queens and Brooklyn are part of Long Island)”

“FYI geobeet. they are not called Buffalo
they are called Bison....”

“and the rest? my brain will explode if i try to think of anything beyond that ;)

LOL!!!”

“It's going to get up to 105 here today. :)

Bring on the HEAT, baby!”

“Staten Island is located somewhere offshore. You used to have to take a boat to get there, but they built this long bridge across the ocean to get to it.”

“well us TRUE yorkers dont use no stinking bridge, we use a big boat.

FERRY”

“He stuck a dog doo snow cone in his eye!





He stuck a dog doo snow cone in his other eye!”

“"well us TRUE yorkers dont use no stinking bridge, we use a big boat.

FERRY"
mapleleaf
10:07:45 AM
06/26/03

TRUE New Yawkers don't come from Lansdale, Pa.”

“SHUT UP GEO, your such a trouble maker!!!

LOL”

“ohhh - he's good Mapleleaf! jejejeje!

he got you real good!”

“Lansdale, Pa., is somewhere on the other side of Joisey. It's not in New Yawk.”

“But it's not as far on the other side of Joisey as Sheboygan, Saskatoon, or Billings, MT, where all the Hobbits live.”

“Hobbits have very cute furry feet”

“A family from Brooklyn recently discovered a place called Maryland. It is located way on the other side of Joisey between Mars and Schenectady.”

“CG - Sass works at a school. I'm sure she would love it if they sent her home cuz it was too hot, that day would have to be paid, of course!”

“95 here yesterday and today. Doesn't get much hotter than that around these parts....”

“"no wonder all the folks from waaaaaaayyyyyyy up north are weirdos! ;)"

Twinkle Toes



no comment.”

“Is it just me or is Ice Tea getting a little weird? If he wants to become a conservative politician, perhaps he ought to avoit TT. On the other hand, we could keep his posts for pecuniary advantage some time in the future (sorry, Tea),”

“grem, what did he do now?”

“you realize that you are heading into work early on a Monday simply to get out of the heat!”

“Hot town
Summer in the city”

“humidity is the worst! I can take the heat but when my hair is plastered to the sides of my neck when im not swimming or showering is another thing..lol”

“I need a good battery-powered, tent-mountable AC unit”