Why PETA is necessary

“umm... c bat - sarabelle is a dog, not a some warped troll."
VioLiN
04:12:44 PM
12/19/03


Oops. My bad, sorry.”

“Do you like chwawas Perty Miss Sarabelle?"
~pitbusher

Yes. Chaloopy is a perty good frend and she is a chwawa. She is a hore tho. Her and Bruh Weeny done seks ON THE MIDDEL OF THE RODE! then she got baybes. Then Chaloopy and Cooter (her sisster that is a blak beegel tho) muved a way to the nother plase. Mebbe they will vissit some more and EVER BUDDY can sleep on the kweeng sides bed with my daddy some mor.”

“Somebody should tell Sarabelle that Peta is against people eating dogs...Well then again may be she shouldn't be told.”

“Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?”

“Deer Marmrat,
Do you like walkin in the woods and sleepin in the woods?

Hay! Mebbe you can sleep in my tent some times! I promiss I WILL NOT bite off yer stinky rat hed and get yer guts ever wher so ants and bee bugs can eet them like snaks!
(o:3”

“SAVE THE COCKROACHES!! SAVE THE COCKROACHES!! SAVE THE COCKROACHES!!
WHO WILL LISTEN TO THE CRIES OF THE POOR DEFENSLESS COCKROACH?? WILL YOU?? RAID IS FOR SNIFFING!!! NOT KILLING CUTE LITTLE ROACHES AND THEIR BILLIONS OF WITTLE BABIES!!BE A BUG HUGGER!! SHOW A BUG YOU CARE TODAY!! EACH $100.00 (american currency only) you donate to R.O.A.C.H WILL GO TOWARDS THE RELEASE OF 1 PERIPLANETA AMERICANA BACK INTO ITS NATURAL HABITAT ( YOUR KITCHEN)
YOU CAN REST EASY KNOWING YOUR LITTLE ROACH IS FREE TO MAKE GILLIONS OF LITTLE PERIPLANETA AMERICANAS AND INSURE THAT FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL BE ABLE TO ENJOY THE WONDERFULL COCKROACH . WONT YOU PLEASE GIVE TILL IT HURTS??”

“I bet if you went national with it you'd rake in gazillions in short order.”

“Those are exactly the idiots whose money I'd like to take.

You see, for years I've been looking for the scam to take stupid people's money that is legal, ethical, and moral.

I think Streamweaver is on to something.”

“Cockroach eggs. Oughta be some way to make up something they'd think were cockroach eggs. When they don't hatch, you tell them they must not have incubated them at the precise correct temperature.”

“Id love to get a couple of good pics of some PETA doofus squashing a bug and send it to every newspaper i can think of !!! Expose em for what they are!!! Or eating a burger even better!! lol”

“The could always claim it was a Boca Burger.”

“KFC would work, although I hate to type those three letters together on this board.”

“PETA....People Eating Tasty Animals

Who/What or Which companies support them...they seem to have lots of money to waste on useless ads and flyers.”

“I think it would be funny if some people in animal costumes jumped out and started beating the crap out of the PETA folks at one of these things...

Just in a Mad TV kind of way.”

“i'll have the whale stew”

“Phaedy, You would do well not to associate things you see on TV with real life.

TV is fake. Like you.”

“How 'bout those little round salt pellets that we use in Chicago to melt snow and ice on the sidewalks. They're about the right size for cockroach eggs, I suspect.

I want 50% of the take!”

“In a sick kind of way, this latest stunt is actually pretty funny, IMHO.”

“I once had a PETA activist trap me outside of a Mcdonalds.She was passing out flyers stating that no animal should be exploited by people. For some reason she took offense when I asked her where the leather that her Birkenstocks were made of came from...some people are so touchy..”

“I once had a PETA activist trap me outside of a Mcdonalds.She was passing out flyers stating that no animal should be exploited by people. For some reason she took offense when I asked her where the leather that her Birkenstocks were made of came from...some people are so touchy..”

“I didn't believe it the second time, either.”

“Phaedy, I would avoid cartoon assotiations as well.

Talk to real people. The internet is not real.”

“Thanks for all the advice today, bacpac. If I ever want to become a bitter, drunken, lonely, desperate, middle-aged redneck, I'll know just what to do.”

“Of course you will, Phaedy.

The television version of life is your mantra.”

“Get your nose out of the self-help books, bacpac. There's no cure for chronic social anxiety. You'll just have to learn to live with it.”

“Speak of the peta devil. On Americas most wanted tonite they profiled a member of peta who was an eco terrorist.big suprise huh?! I only caught a couple minutes so I dont know the name or if they caught the pyscho. Streamweaver”

“i hate you all”

“Mmm...People Eating Tastey Animals”

“I love pita bread! . some nice lamb and cucumber sauce.... mmmmmmm!”

“Looks like bacpac has taken quite an interest in you, Phaedrus. Be afraid....and watch out for your corn hole.”

“Afraid!?

He asked for pictures of me and my address a while back. I had a security system installed and bought a dog.”

“How does one get sauce from a cucumber?

I'm scared of eco-terrorists !”

“So just who is protecting the poor vegetables? It's not like they can just get up and run away.”

“Dang right!

People who throw tomatoes must be stopped!”

“We should feed vegetables to the hungry homeless folks. After all, vegetables basically just sit there slobering everywhere. Think about all the hungry bums we could feed!”

“I say we just arm the homeless. That should solve the problem.”

“PETA is on my #&%!$list.

Cottonsocks and I went to the local pound to adopt a puppy. We found a three month old golden retriever that needed a home.

We filled out the paperwork (that had to be approved by the PETA loving committee) and before we even got home they called to say we couldn't adopt because our dog pen wasnt attached to the house where the dog could walk from house to pen without getting wet in the #&%!$ing rain.

Now get this, we live on four acres that is surrounded by at least a thousand acres of farmland.

And these folks wouldn't let us adopt because our pen wasn't good enough. What respectable dog would want to be penned up when he could run and play on thousands of acres.

#&%!$ those bastards and the horses they rode in on.”

“Some PETA activists raided a lab recently and stole 700 rats. They said that all the rats were donated to loving homes.
700??? Loving homes???

WTF? A rat in my house is a dead rat, end of story.”

“I certainly hope no one gets sick if those rats were infected with a disease for testing.

Although if someone did die from it, those PETA #&%!$heads would probably throw a party.”

“Didn't rats help spread Bubonic Plague?”

“Why yes, yes they did!

They carried the fleas that were the real disease vector. I think it was fleas anyway.”

“And PETA wants them in our homes. I smell a conspiracy.”

“Now now, zac - all PETA activists know that it wasn't the poor, cute, little rats that spread the plague, it was those nasty mosquitos that infected them. But hey, insects are animals too....

not to change the topic, but I had some awesome marinated venison tenderloins last night!”

“fleas, mosquitoes, whatever.

They are all God's little disease carrying vermin!”

“Bobo you suck.”

“That's no way to get invited to Bobo's place for dinner, lumberzac....”

“Too bad. My buddy has been shooting at anything that moves! More than enough of God's little creatures to put on the grill for everyone!

(j/k you dweebs!)”

“Except now I'm hungry and want venison.”

“deer jerky, mmmmmmmmmm!”