Why It Is Better to Date a Backpacking W oman:

“To all of you love lorn backpackers, you are looking for love in all the wrong places. I can give you ten reasons why you should date a backpacking woman over a city slicker.

1. A date with a city slicker woman might end up with you looking down the barrel of a gangbangers gun who might be wanting your wallet, your car, your date, or your body. That backpacking woman probably is packing her own heat so you can leave your own gun at home.

2. That city slicker date would want you to buy her a meal in a restaurant that is going to set you back $100 or more. The backpacking woman would be impressed by a $6.99 freezed dried dinner.

3. That city slicker woman might be late for her date because she took too long showering fixing her hair and putting on cosmetics. That backpacking woman will never keep her date waiting because she took too long in the bathroom.

4. The city slicker woman who works behind a desk would not have the stamina to stay up all night. A backpacking woman who just did 15 to 18 miles with a 50 pound pack already has proven stamina.

5. That city slicker woman has thin limbs and the only muscle development is probably her pectorals, good for punching you in the face if you got fresh. That backpacking woman already has well developed gluteus maximus and thigh muscules.

6. That city slicker woman would probably spray you in the face with her mace if you shouted "Look at the bear!" thinking that you were about to expose yourself. That backpacking woman would probable save your life by pulling out her Bear Spray and spraying the advancing bear upon hearing your warning. Just think how impressed the grandkids would be hearing a story of how grandma saved grandpa's life in the woods.

7. That city slicker woman would want you to take a vacation in the far east like China where you would rub shoulders with millions of people and be exposed to diseases like SARS. That backpacking woman would expect a summer vacation sleeping in the woods where the wild life never heard of SARS.

8. That city slicker woman would expect a vacation to Hawaii or Hong Kong which would cost you many thousands of your hard earned dollars. For that kind of money, you could take your backpacking woman on a thru-hike of the Appalachian Trail.

9. That city slicker woman might spend hours in the kitchen trying to cook you a souffle which can fall or burn your steak. That backpacking woman can serve up tempting dishes like Shrimp Newberg or Honey Lime Chicken in 10 minutes flat.

10. The city slicker woman may not be the best looking woman in the bar, but that backpacking woman is guaranteed to be the best looking woman for miles around.”

“LMAO. I think number 4 is reason enough by itself.”

“I think 5 is my favorite...”

“Whoa! Since when did City Slickers and Backbackers become mutually exclusive? I'm partial to City-Slicker-Backpacking-Women myself!”

“i know, i was going to say the same thing, Aero!”

“Yea Baby!!!
Baby Got Back!”

“Ellie Mae Don't Backpack!”

“Whoa! Since when did City Slickers and Backbackers become mutually exclusive? I'm partial to City-Slicker-Backpacking-Women myself!"
aero
10:01:44 AM
06/27/03


well thank you aero!
I resemble that remark!”

“That's real cool Prosecuter.But I agree with aero,we don't (necessarily) just backpack.We just might have it all... :~ )”

“but would prefer the backpacking woman, hands down.”

“It sounds like "Charlies Angels in Vibram"!”

“So lyra's interested in City-Slicker-Backpacking-Women too?

Interesting.”

“Apparently. But I bet they have to be monkeys...”

“oh yeah baby! ;-)”

“I personally think that men should cook for themselves.”

“Stikmon, how far would the backpacking woman have to have her hands down?”

“yep that was 1 count of INNUENDO from the prosecutor”

“You both have the same amount of body hair.”

“If you put she can carry the beer on the list then you would have something. Also something with a bowling ball and a garden hose. Then I could throw my chips in for sure.”

“I think you can have both in one person but right now I would prefer a backpacking woman
A Lot :)”

“Don't think I can get a trade in for a backpacking woman can I? I understand that can get costly ;o)”

“So you're saying that your experience in that matter is limited... too much alone time in the woods?”

“I agree Lyndy...in fact I think that they should cook for me as well!!”

“as long as the beer and hmm.. the other come with it.”

“I'll cook...”

“I can cook also and do it quite well :>)”

“I taught my wife how to cook.”

“I went backpacking with a man who wanted me to plan the meals since he thought I'd be better at it than him. He also tossed his food packets to me at meal time. We cut the trip short. :)”

“I'm guessing that wasn't the only thing cut short...”

“I don't think there should be any rules about who cooks. just sort it out so someone does.”

“chili cooks very well, yum yum”

“ROFLMAO - Good one Prosecutor!!!!!!!”

“Very funny but what if you are a city-living backpacker?

sheesh.”

“Ha ha bit - no it wasn't like that, and actually he hiked out early, I stayed.”

“Should we ask what you cooked him? :}”

“... or how you cooked him?

Has he been heard from since?



Someone is going to PAY for getting this lyric stuck in my heard....

Joan of Arc, with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked”

“backpacking women make more cheese!!”

“Heh! If you can come up with ten for women I can come up with 100 for men. ...and i agree with you! I prefer the backpacking man too. City guys are for city women...lol”

“So where's your list? :-)”

“atleast 75 of them are refrence to stamina and powerful positioning....oops i mean acrobatic abilities..hehe. And then of course there is the tilting scales of whether or not i want to be with a warm man cuddled in a tent or near a good smelling fire...or the greasy clammy cold dude in the concrete jungle listening to the sweet sounds of sirens outside the bedroom window...ok that is enough for me to appreciate the backpacking man!”

“speaking of which....

I dont share slurpies, but I will get an extra.

Your welcome to drive but most insist I keep my hands on the wheel.

Ever go hiking on a tues.?

You dont have to be crazy to go but it does help :}

They lied to me, It did hurt, a lot...”

“It's like that prehistoric joke...

Backpacking women have mattresses tied to their backs!



(i think i better lay low for a little while, LOL)”

“I thought that was blondes.....”

“phhhhhht!! Just "big pink," Tilt, at least pre-Thermarest. Big pink got to go car camping last week though.”

“LOL!”

“LOL....Hey wait a minute i just stripped all my hair and dyed it blonde...hmmm”

“Ruh-roh!”

“(BTW -- that was an Astro impression, not that walking copyright infringement ScoobyDoo, <G>)”

“stripping hair?! are we talking paint remover or g-strings?

why dye it blonde.... you looked good in black.

guess you didnt see that invite before....”

“any new advice?”