Those nutty Brits!!!!

“It can get pretty chilly (no offense chilli36 :o) ) in summer, shrinkage would be an issue I think.”

“Woman tore off ex-lover's testicle

A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
[...]
"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
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“Memo to self: give in to any ex-lovers' booty call.”

“Yeeowch! Even I don't think I could do that!”

“Notice the typical British reserve though. Who else could you expect to hand someone his testicle with the comment "I think this is yours"?”

“Yep, they are a reserved lot, aren't they? I just watched "The Full Monty" last night. Supposedly a brit film but I noticed a few "american" actors in it.”

“I say, has anyone seen my testicle lying about anywhere? I seem to have misplaced it.”

“Like the scene from "The Meaning of Life" where the British officer is lying in his tent, casually reading and talking after his leg has been bitten off by a tiger in the middle of the night.”

“Yep, and Prince Harry wearing a Nazi uniform. What an idiot. Well, at least he didn't get his testicle ripped off...not yet anyways.”

“Brits all a twitter over the first Internet vibrator. What's all the buzz about?”

“Surprised I didn't get targetted for this one. Sounds like fun though.”

“LOL!!!!”

“I just figured after the discussion about a certain colour of an article of clothing that StoveStomper is just giving you a break for once - besides LMG vouches for you.”

“I've been off backpacking, HOI.
Sorry, I'm not back up to speed yet. ;-)

"certain colour of an article of clothing" What thread???”

“Only the Brits could come up with a dumber and even more boring sport than soccer. I want a formal apology from every Euro who ever bashed on NASCAR.

Shin kicking Championships”

“You think soccer is dumb and boring?!”

“Ah, yeah. While shin kicking may seem silly it just might come in a close second to the sport of cheese rolling.”

“They could always take up tarping http://www.seattlesatellite.com/tom/video/tarping.html”

“Or rhythmic gymnastics.”

“My personal favourite is the Yorkshire pub game of putting a ferret in one's trousers. The one who can stand it longest is the winner.”

“I ain't lettin' no squirrel get anywhere near my nutz!!”