Vacation trip report

“Left for Hilton Head last Friday. Laid on the beach every day for a week. Went to overpriced sub-par restaurants every night. My bald head burned and peeled. Got home around 3:30 this morning.”

“I'm heading to Gulf Shores next weekend. Life's a beach sometime.”

“Oh sure...rub it in.”

“I prefer the mountains but Susan likes to do the beach thing.”

“Funny thing is that when you live at the beach you never go but are always trying to make it up to the mountains.”

“I can tolerate a trip to the beach for about 3 day max. It's too hot and boring. Seeing bikini chicks is good though.”

“It was relaxing in that I didn't have any type of schedule to keep. I would have preferred a bp trip of course, but that was vetoed before I finished the last word. Getting out of town for a week was as nice as anything, really.”