Gremlin's P!$$ED!

“Okay, I want to post a gear list on the 'Unca Gremlin's Male Menopause Trip', but can't find it on the archives and so I go to the trip page and look up our Presidentials' trip ('Unca', Gremlin's Male Menopause Trip).

Lo and behold, beside the post, 'I'm in' from Sirpete, there's a post from Ice Tea dated June 27 asking about gear. I take the time to add the gear list and hit submit expecting the post to go to to-day's TT page.

No dice.

So I search the archives for Tea's post and it can't find that one either - it's not on the list of 06-27. What gives?

Do I have to re-type the whole frigging list?”

“I see your list, grem. Try the holding down the ctrl key thing again.”

“No problem, here is the gear list I've been wanting to post on the trip page.

Clothing

Plastic double boots
Cold weather socks and liners (3pr)
VBL sock liners (?)
Ltwt long underwear tops & btms
Pile sweater (200 wt min)
Pile trousers (200 wt)
Down vest or sweater
Pile balaclava (200)
W'proof parka w/attchd hood (G-Tex)
Windpants/bibs (full side zip)
Face mask (neoprene ski mask)
Glove liners (poly)
Wool/fleece (300 min) mitts
Overmitts (G-Tex)
Gaiters (eg. OR Big Crocs)
Glacier Glasses
Ski goggles
Bandanna

Camping equipment

4 season expedition tent(s)
Winter stakes/anchors extra guys
Parachute cord
Pack (75l/4500 cu in min)
Straps (c/w spares)
Headlamp cw/spare batteries/bulbs
Sunscreen/zinc oxide
Lip balm
Topo maps
Compass
GPS (?)
Pocket knife
Multi tool
Brass snare wire
Duct tape
1st aid kit/items
Snow/avalanche shovel
Sleeping bag (-20°F/25°C min)
VBL for bag (essential)
2 foam pads or winter Thermarest
Large insulated cup (multi-use)
Lexan spoon
Cigarette lighters AND matches
Nalgene (only) 1l water bottles - WIDE MOUTH w/insulated caddies
Pee bottle (well identified)
Stove (white gas only)
Windshield and PLATFORM
Cooking pot(s) (shared)
Toilet paper and alcohol wipes
Heavy duty garbage bags

Alpine gear

Modern snowshoes w/crampons (large)
Ski poles
Ice axe (piolet 75 - 85 mm)
Crampons (10-12 pt NOT ice ones)

Other

Repair kit/items
Tooth brush & baking soda
(frozen tooth paste is useless)
Paktowel & soap
Notebook w/pencil
Camera w/film

DO NOT FORGET FUEL!

Any other ideas?"”

“Hand warmers?”

“You guys kina scare me. I mean, it looks like we're making the same movements, but...

Do you like mice?




If I scratch your sking, do I see scales?








Or is it just some basic Celtic stuff like






WITCHCRAFT????



AAAARGH!!!”

“You mean haven't sacrified a chicken yet?

Come on man, get into the 21^ST century....”

“Pissed?


Into the Slivovitz?”

“LMAO!!!

See you guys Wednesday. To-morrow's some kind of holiday and the school will be closed.”

“Just leave the phuckin' fire alone!”