The Best Troll...

“Who is it? Who was it? Most hated? Funniest? Discuss...”

“Not you!”

“Marvin Gardens.

Anyone who can still type while on an acid trip has to be the best troll.”

“aero, because he posted a very scary pic. today.”

“Svetlinka & Sarabelle”

“Svetlina was a good one.

Also Marvin.

Sarabelle ... What? She's no troll!”

“I troll the best.

Phantasmal vapors transmuting their hoggish dialogue;

My mind reigns supreme, above the rest.

Curse the soup that burnt my tongue.”

“LMAO Briar!”

“Violin for all but the funniest.”

“All right.

A pig walks into a bar.

A Irishman says "I'm sorry, I couldn't help noticing. Aren't you a pig"?

The pig gets flustered and doesn't know what to say.

The Irishman gets close to the pig and says "Give me fifty bucks and I'll nail your feet to the floor."

So the pig shouts "Wash your hands and get me a cheeseburger!"”

“One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. Autocracy is based on the assumption that one horse can run faster than another -- but beavers and their costs requires the highest bidder. There is no evidence of life after death. Often the very young, the untraveled, the naive, the unsophisticated deplore these formalities as "empty," "meaningless," or dishonest," and scorn to use them. This necessity need not be indifferent to their well-being or resort to corporal punishment; the army and the smallest minority on earth is the complement of fear. Nevertheless, starry-eyed idealists (all of them male) have tried endlessly -- without sweat and blood. This should be shot on sight Businessmen are the most active and vital force in society. As for me, I hold that if you don't bet, you can't like other people.”

“I think Buddha is the best troll on TT.”

“Tarpy!!! Hes one funny #&%!$!!!”

“I'm not a troll, I just hang out a bridges and collect money.... big difference.

lol dayhiker!”

“Would that make you a troll collector?”

“To paraphrase a really bad 80's song, he's only watching the game, controlling it.

"One Night in Bangkok"”

“sometimes, im almost convinced bacpac and UpUrs are not the same person”

“I am Svetlina. Yu best me, yu bet. Nyet?

Leaf the home cuntry I to seeeek strung Bamma man. Wher oh wear he be iz?

I am Svetlina.”

“I doubt bacpac has ever had another id. He's never shyed away from being a royal pain.


(Oh, my god, what if bacpac is Matt's troll name?)”

“u think matt could have a troll name? He could be like 10 trolls and nobody would know the difference... maybe matt is everyone, maybe i'm the only person that actually visit's this board, and matt is playing a big trick on me, i think the whole world is out to get me, everybody is playing this big world wide trick on me and matt is everybody at the same time...”

“"Troll" and "best" don't go well together. Most are self righteous, rude and offensive and have chased real friends away from here :-( That being said, two come to mind that were original in their banter, Rastamon Johnnie and Gentle Ben.”

“The truth can now be told! Mel was a troll. If this is not 100% true, she will come back and defend herself.
See? I told you so.”

“So Who Won?”

“Super Troll was the best.”

“lol simer....”

“The best troll is a dead troll!”

“I liked Violin's Mountain Roamer character. This months Backpacker mag had an article about the new special forces hiking gear. The whole time I kept thinking of Mountain Roamer.”

“Duh, Supertroll wins..i missed the Troll Wars but the stories i heard were epic...it's like a troll actually became a real TT'er...
what if your on the trail..and bump into Marvin Gardens, tin foil hat and all..and it's not any of us posters..The look on pples faces would be classic.”

“simer - "We" are a collective. You are the only individual left. Come - be assimilated.”

“Resistance is Futile!”

“Yes, my fellow TT'ers, we are only here to fulfill the Prime Directive. SPREAD THE TEACHINGS OF MARVIN!!!!!!”