I Ran Over a Liberal Yesterday

“I didn't mean to!

It was an accident.

The little sucker just darted out and threw itself under my tire.

I never had time to react!

Can rodents be suicidal? I think he planned it.”

“I stepped on my pecker this morning.”

“I was going to call Ultra a liar, but Tom you get the honors!”

“but then stepping on someone elses pecker.”

“Well pecker, the Liberal prolly held firm when things got tough and refused to be moved by an idiot right-winger with no brain trying to steamroller him. ;op”

“My feelings are truely hurt. I'm all knotted up inside. I may even cry over those rude statements by ynamiynami.







but I probably won't. 8)




Some of you people need to get a sense of humor.”

“errmmmm, that was a joke...... it appears you do need to get one, just becuase I call you an idiot doesn't mean I'm not laughing at you.... I mean with you... at you ;op”

“We have a sense of humor Ultra- you're just not funny.”

“I slay me! 8)”

“If only that were true.”

“We can only hope.”

“I think Ultra is pretty damn witty and funny.”

“ultrapecker (you have to love the ego involved in that handle), we have sense of humor, the topic simply isn't funny.”

“I knew I liked ThePackMan!”

“you guys could be butt-buddies.”

“Put our heads together, we could wipe out all liberals here.



..I think the topic is friggen hilarious!!! If the liberals could afford cars they would have to be in the street... Ultra were you driving a super sized, 4x4 SUV?”

“Ironic that you should chime in on that note, Priapus”

“Ironic? Priapus packs more than his backpack?”

“Your right mountainmaster2003. Bush = Saddam was much funnier.”

“I wish they stuck by what they said and would leave if they dont like it here. Hippocracy runs deep, I hate this, he sucks that, war bad...but I wont leave because i know it's the best place in the world and everywhere else is much worse and I can't whine as FREELY anywhere else than here....”

“You can whine to your heart's content in many places PackMan, although I'm sure nobody will listen to you anywhere else either.”

“When you guys put your heads together it's called autofellatio.”

“Tilt, you'd have to be straight to be any more queer.”

“For as much as you "supposedly" disagree you sure listen to me alot.”

“ULTRA you're too quick on the draw... funny dude.”

“You gotta fight fire with fire.

I don't always win though.

Sometimes I cry myself to sleep at night.”

“What a matched pair of cowards.”

“How are we cowards Tilt?”

“Ultra is funny allright and I got the first comeback.

This is good clean fun!”

“Tilt still has not expained how we are cowards though.”

“You guys fight too much about poly-ticks. poly meaning many and ticks meaning blood and life sucking creatures. hehe.”

“I was referring to the first comeback to Tilt, fantasy remark...



When you guys put your heads together it's called autofellatio”

“Clever.......and yet disturbingly perverted.”

“Tilt has underlying issues slowly spilling out in his threads.”

“You too, young pup.”

“You think I'm a young pup...I love it.”

“Part of being a good troll is knowing when to quit.”

“I think:

Ultra is ThePackMan

two trolls in one”

“"I stepped on my pecker this morning."

Ya gotta keep the straps on that thing nice and snug or it will tend to not stay on Tom.


Sorry dude, you opened the door...LOL!”

“Yeeeee-oooowwwww!!!!!!!

Ya smoked me Nigal!

Good volley!”

“Was there any damage to your vehicle?”

“I would sue the car manufacturer and push for banning.”

“No need to ban, just a court order for marriage--same effect.”

“i can't handle the "weird cop, dumb cop" routine any more.....

STOP IT ! ! ”