Kraft's New Oreo Patch Weans Users from Transfat

“Kraft's New Oreo Patch Weans Users from Transfat
(2003-07-02) -- In an effort to blunt criticism about its use of hydrogenated oils, Kraft Foods today introduced a new product -- the Oreohibitor Transfat Cessation Patch.

The patch, which a user simply twists open and sticks to the roof of his mouth, delivers a steady, but small, dose of transfat directly into the bloodstream. At first, the dosage is about two grams, only slightly less than the amount of transfat in three Oreo cookies. Gradually, the Oreohibitor patches administer lower doses, until the user is completely weaned from transfats.

An unnamed Kraft spokesman said there's nothing wrong with Oreo cookies, when consumed in moderation. But many people don't realize that a single serving is three cookies, rather than a full package at one sitting.

ScrappleFace”

“Now that's funny...”

“Blame the food and not the fat, lazy, depressed asshats who stuff a whole package into thier mouths a day.


Liberals wants Nutritional Information and serving suggestions on food...now just like them, suing the companies for more money because people are idiots.”

“TinyPeckerMan has such a way with words.”