Bounty Hunters, your ship just came in!

“Old news.”

“Same time as Osama Butt Laden..”

“He's hiding in Crawford, Texas with his lover Osama”

“'Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia'...”

“Reading is FUNdamental.


"Thursday, July 03, 2003

BAGHDAD — The United States wants Saddam Hussein (search) dead or alive, and on Thursday it offered a $25 million reward for information leading to the ex-Iraqi dictator's capture or proof that he is dead.


More proof that in the minds of many Saddam=Osama.”

“Dang, now I'm wondering if my chances of scrounging up Sad Sack are better than the chances of hitting the $200 million Powerball sweeps, and I'm thinking they just might be. Gotta go get my shots updated and a passport, some ammo for Betsy. See you guys in a few months. I'll file a trip report.”

“I also have to weigh the chances of getting shot or blown to atoms. Let me think this one over a little longer.”

“How much is the bounty on Bin Laden?”

“Given what I know about lotteries, I'd have to say your chances of bagging Saddam are monumentally better.

They're still pretty slim though, and as far as risk/reward equations go, you're probably better off continuing to buy lottery tickets.

Unless you're driving a long way to get them, of course...”

“25 mil”