R U an American

“The Taliban and Al Queda cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife. Next Saturday afternoon, at 2:00 p.m. EST, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude. Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti Taliban sentiment. Notify the appropriate authorities of any person who does not participate. Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism. To achieve 100% participation, forward this note to other similar minded patriots. Remember: Be Patriotic - Be Safe - Be Naked”

“Chili, I'm telling MRSCHILI you stole her password!”

“Be sure and get pics, Mrschili...we want a full trip report.”

“...or should that be "strip" report?

lol....”

“LOL!”

“Naked Aggression.....I like it!”

“funny BP”

“Hey, somebody has to keep it light around here. They're busy fighting WWIII on the other threads.”

“Maybe someone could video tape it and hack into Al Jezeera.

The Moo-lahs would choke on their beards.”

“Darlin, I think I posted that one six months ago.”

“ha! so you do read those threads Bit! ;o)”

“From the Snopes website

ynami, only when I accidentally click on the wrong link...”

“snopes be darned! If any of you ladies want to streak for the Homeland, please feel free.”

“lol - yeah yeah, and no I'm NOT one of those. ;o)”

“I think you are a communist if you are a woman and do not do this! And you are a member of the Politburo if you don't do it by my house.”