drunks words

“Can You Say This When You Are Drunk?
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Subject: speech THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: 1. Indubitably 2. Innovative 3. Preliminary 4. Proliferation 5. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Loquacious 5. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex 2. Nope, no more booze for me 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type 4. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight 5. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing”

“I have difficulty with the name "Rory".”

“I only had tee martoonis occifer.”

“The only time I was ever flagged I couldn't ask for a mug of Bud. It kept coming out "give me a bug of mud".”

“You shoulda been FLOGGED for drinkin' that stuff.”

“So, violin, when you said "put a turd in my pack" you thought you said "park my car out back".”

“LMAO @ Aero”

“I was only 17 Tom! I didn't know any better.”

“Someone I know must be bored today.”

“She must be done peeling...”

“Yep, she obviously is not spending too much time stripping away the dead skin.”

“She should sell it on Ebay.

I bet she would make money.”

“"it" being her shed skin, of course...”

“God forbid there should be any innuendo otherwise...”

“cool it guys”

“Obviously MRSCHILLI has trouble saying, "NO," when she drinks.

Or is it the other way around?”

“the other way around!!!! I love like that man”

“I don't want to ruin the honeymoon, MRSCHILLI, but I think we have met. Your picture is very familiar. I think we attended the wedding of a mutual friend.

You weren't saying, NO, that night.”

“Osciffer, I'm not under the affluence of incohol....”

“Bacpac, be polite!”

“LOLOL Sass! 'polite'?

I think he needs to work on not being a sociopath first... 'polite' is WAY down the road.”

“Yes ma'am. I apologize to MRSCHIILI if she was not the drunk girl at the wedding.

(If she was.... nice tits!!)”

“much better ;)”

“rotf....we have the police collecting puddles of sobriety check points everywhere here for the 4th weekend. I was at my local bar yesterday and there was one down the street we were going to bring them a case of beer cause its hot out there. hahahah”

“I'm really not a bar fly, I swear”

“AMAZING”

“Wow, this thread hasn't been posted on for three years, and Maple puts it right back into circulation with one word!

F__cking AMAZING!”

“Tree bone, amazing!!

(tre bon!)

That's French, butch!!”

“#&%!$in#&%!$#&%!$hole”

“That's a big hole, Simer!”

“no that is an AMAZING hole”

“Holey or wholey, that is the question.”

“LOL You should be at the Trail Days Damascus VA TT camp site if you want to see WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and some other stuff?///heheheheh”

“Words just can't describe it, eh Fridge?”

“Words?

What are words for
If no one listens anymore
Its no use talkin'
If no one listens anymore

Tree, I heard that song the other day and can't remember who the #&%!$ it was.

Huh??”

“Don't know, MArk. I know each of those words individually. I just never heard them put together in that order!”

“Missing Persons
Words


Do you hear me
Do you care
Do you hear me
Do you care

My lips are moving and the sound's coming out
The words are audible but I have my doubts
That you realize what has been said
You look at me as if you're in a daze
It's like the feeling at the end of the page
When you realize you don't know what you just read

What are words for when no one listens anymore
What are words for when no one listens
What are words for when no one listens it's no use talkin' at all

I might as well go up and talk to a wall
'Cause all the words are having no effect at all
It's a funny thing am I all alone

Something has to happen to change the direction
What little filters through is giving you the wrong impression
It's a sorry state I say to myself

What are words for when no one listens anymore
What are words for when no one listens
What are words for when no one listens it's no use talkin' at all

Do you hear me
Do you care
Do you hear me
Do you care

Let me get by
Over your dead body
Hope to see you soon
When will I know
Doors three feet wide with no locks open
Walking always backwards in the faces of strangers
Time could be my friend
But it's less than nowhere now
Less than nowhere now
Less than nowhere now
Now
Ow ow ow

Pursue it further and another thing you'll find
Not only are they deaf and dumb they could be going blind and no one notices
I think I'll dye my hair blue

Media overload bombarding you with action
It's getting near impossible to cause distraction
Someone answer me before I pull out the plug

What are words for when no one listens anymore
What are words for when no one listens
What are words for when no one listens it's no use talkin' at all

What are words for when no one listens anymore
What are words for when no one listens
What are words for when no one listens it's no use talkin' at all

Do you hear me
Do you care
Do you hear me
Do you care
Tell me what are words for
Do you hear me
Tell me what are words for
Do you care
Tell me what are words for
Do you hear me
So tell me what are words for
Do you care
So tell me what are words for
Do you hear me
Tell me what are words for
So tell me what are words for
Do you care
So tell me what are words for
Do you hear me
Tell me what are words for
So tell me what are words for
Do you care
So tell me what are words for”