If you were Prez of the USA ?

“What would you do 1,2,3......

Discuss.......”

“Remove Welfare.”

“Outlaw political threads on thebackpacker.com's Trail Talk discussion board.”

“Remove corporate welfare...........and get myself killed for it.”

“Eliminate tax exemptions for churches.”

“1.Reduce income tax about 30% and adjust tariffs to match those countries who place a high tariff on our stuff.
2.Make welfare almost impossible for sluts who continue to irresponsibly have kids instead of getting out and getting an education/job.
3. Become isolationist”

“Flat Tax!”

“I forgot--move the presidential retreat to Colorado and force my SS detail to go on long multiday bp trips with me while I "considered my latest policies."”

“PD wins!!”

“Amen, sister pepperDog!”

“Implement the communist manufesto!!!

Become a dictator and declare all future elections null and void

Go find that Monica chick”

“Flat tax with no write offs????”

“teach squirrels to eat pigeons...

and

Declare North Carolina, Montana, and Haiwii mine.
Paid for, of course, by the rest of the suckers living in the country. If they don't like it, I will train the squirrels to eat disobedient humans at my command).”

“Run naked through and all over the white house grounds smoking a big fatty.”

“give only backpackers off on the weekends including Fridays so only we are allowed on the trails.

oh yeah, and what Wk said about running naked!”

“ROTFLMAO.............
Too funny, I needed a good laugh.

I agree with SS and WK.......”

“don't you mean TT and WK? :)”

“yeah, you tooo.....haha”

“I would fire Alan Greenspan.

I would prosecute Bill and Hill.

I would double the budget for the CIA.

I would lower the trade deficit.

I would declare war on France and execute the Dixie Chicks.”

“I would make Stratdewd the Minister of Propaganda!”

“Double the budget for the CIA???

WFT?

They can't find their ass with both hands as it is.”

“Maybe with more money they could find Bacpac's ass...”

“We know you have no problem finding your ass treebeard since your head is UpUrs all the time.”

“Ah, the coward emerges from under the rock again...”

“All of you can kiss my tax bill.”

“coward! Laughable!”

“treebeard, quit pickin' on that boy ya bully!

It ain't fair to make an adolescent cry.”

“Withdraw all US Troops from deployments around the world. Use the troops to secure the US Borders.

(Don't cheer yet, Tom!)

Cancel all visa's not related to family of US Citizens.

Close the UN Mission in New York; Let the Russians or the French give them a building to be worthless in.

Reload every empty Silo we have with the most up to date missile we can develop.

Tell the world clearly that we have heard their wishes, and have withdrawn from all foreign countries, and for them to get the hell out of ours.

watch the world burn, and launch the missiles on any country that did not control it's citizen terrorists. When they rise from the ash and sand, hit them again. When the needs for survival outweigh the desire for terror, terror will stop.

reload the silos.

next!!!?

gee, ain't we all (Including ME!) glad I'm not the pres!!!?”

“See what happens when someone goes all the way to the right or the left?

what kills me is the lack of ability of the folks here to proceed beyond the aknowledgements of their different points of view...and find a common ground to resolve them.

See my new thread!”

“SuperTroll for Pres...can we use him as a write in...sounds good to me!”

“That's already been done by Mr. Klinton.”

“I like stickman's idea of getting some lazy muther f'ers jobs insteaqd of welfare and babyfacotring.

I like Thinair's mandatory reading of the unibombers manifesto! anyone who hasnt read it ...should!! ALong with the Fall of the Roman Empire.

I like bacpac's idea of executing the Dixie Chicks. THere use to be harsh punishment for treason!

i don't like supertroll's idea of coveting inside the us borders and hiding. Too many alliances that get greater than us outside these walls will come bust em down!

I would also make this our new anthem :

Bloodhound gang
"Hell Yeah"

Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God”

“taboo is singing to me...hahaha...rock on *goes to listen to Paul van dyk*”

“Public executions.

20% of GNP for the military instead of the current 3%. (mostly raises for the soldiers and sailors)

Outlaw flag burning. (see public executions)

Outlaw entitlement programs.

Flat tax. (outlaw all other forms of taxes by constitutional amendment)

Executive order declaring an end to all unconstitutional laws infringing on the right of the people to keep and bear arms.

Declare war on France.

Make more federal land available to backpackers.

Open Area 51 to the public.

Outlaw aid in the form of money to foreign countries.

Declare my birthday a national holiday.”

“Prosecute the Catholic Church based on RICO statutes for their cover up of child molesters

Stop the drug war

Stop corporate welfare

Flat tax

Either:
a) Stop financing education
b) REFORM education

end racism in institutions that receive federal funding

Close pork military bases, use the money to finance threat assessment think tank, intelligence clearing house for foreign/domestic crime.”

“I would invite the Hooter's girls to take a really cool ride with me on Air Force One.”

“Revoke all corporate charters and start over.

Flat federal SALES tax (no income tax)

Introduce a balanced budget amendment that could pass both the house and senate.”

“oh yeah I forgot to force people to watch wag the dog. after a documentary on clinton :)”

“Yes ULTRA I know. I would not be doing anything with cigars though. Just some of dat ganga!”

“Free tacos for everybody!”

“Hard shell or soft shell?”

“I would give every man a one-inch wang so I would be average!”

“I am definatelly not voting for wang...”

“Assassination”

“we can frame the CIA”

“Oh Taboo baby, once you had One Inch, you never go back!”

“It's WING Wang! Not just Wang! You have to say it properly, otherwise it's like Darrel Hall without the John Oates.”

“Or Milli without the Vanilli?”

“Wing Wang my brother. He much more popular with ladies.”

“theres just no way to say one inch without the inch part being in there though...hahaha”