Generalísimo Francisco Franco is still d ead

“This breaking news just in.”

“How can that be possible. I just raised him yesterday. I swear, you just can't trust these mail order spells.”

“I still remember the headline in the National Lampoon....

FRANCO DIES; GOES TO HELL”

“Followed the next day by the headline"

Hell expells generalismo!”

“The old Lampoon's from the 70's were the best!”

“If you don't subscribe, we will not harm this man, this horse or this cigar, but Watch Out Lampoon!”

“'E's not dead, 'e's just sleepin. Lovely plumage, Norwegian blue.”

“

I still have this one on VINYL...”

“Tilt... I have on vinyl National Lampoon's Sex, Drugs and the End of the World (1982).”

“National Lampoons Death Issue was an all time classic. It contained a play boy parody. I still remember one of the "PlayDead party jokes."”

“Did they do that "Pethouse" parody with centerfold photos of dogs?”

“The L.L. Bean parody was an all-time classic. Remember the hunting dog on the cover... wearing the camouflage bra?

I think they had a campsite-sized nuclear reactor, too --- complete with a twelve foot tall cooling tower.”

“Eddie Bean

Goose Liver-filled Vest”

“I can' quite remember how that joke went *

”

“There was also a cool Ingmar Bergman spoof with Bobby Fisher's tips for beating death in a chess match.”

“I have vinyl copies of 'Radio Dinner', 'Lemmings', 'Gold Turkey', 'That's Not Funny, That's Sick'(with the frog on a dolly rolling through the restaurant on the cover), 'Sex, Drugs, Rock And Roll and the end of the World', 'Goodbye Pop', and 'Missing White House Tapes'. Collectors items to be prized, for sure!”

“Classics indeed.”

“Who was that Cheech and Chong character from the "Bailiff, whack his pee pee...." skit?

Come on, treebeard!

The guy had one of those names I was never gonna forget~~~~:[”

“The Eddie Bean Down-Filled Camp and Trail Catalog -- a classic.”

“Blind Melon Chitlin'”

“Sorry, Hugh

This guy was a pervert on trial for lurking after girls in the park or something.”

“That's not fair, Treebeard. You DJ types always had 20,000 records in your collections...”

“True dat, Tilt! I did get 3 of them through radio stations...”

“"Your Honor, I plead insanity!"”