Who Is The Father of Tarabull's New Baby ?

“Who could it be? Who impregnated TT's queen of beauty? Sources say it happened by what Catholics call immaculate conception. However, several eligible males on TT have claimed heritage, including: Buddha Bear, 2 Scoops, Jerbear, Spock, and Vince Vaughn. Who is the father? Will there be a paternity suit? Can a human give birth to a kayak?


Only time, and cold hard facts will tell!”

“My guess is that it's a person with pointy ears, with the height of forward, who hikes nude, wears glasses and listens to Country and Western........



Thank you very much....I'll take the big, stuffed drunk bear on the left!”

“You'd go with Jerbear?”

“This just keeps getting more and more bizarre... :-)”

“"My guess is that it's a person with pointy ears, with the height of forward, who hikes nude, wears glasses and listens to Country and Western........ and shouts "YO BEAR" at random.....

here ya go, now, can I have my boobie now?”

“BB - LMAO @ this thread. In a world where humans can give birth to kayaks.... women can get impregnated by men they fantasize about... Vince Vaughn is the father!


Q, man, you lost me...”

“Tara - I think we should have sex.”

“And that would accomplish what?”

“A much longer kayak, and glide that you could never imagine.”

“ROTFLMAO!!!!!”

“Seriously... laughing so hard my neighbors can prolly hear me!”

“I'm sorry, I should have put that in context. The majority of Buddha Bears sex partners say this about him concerning sex - He has "A much longer kayak, and glide that you could never imagine."”

“"Pure Energy".....

Spock”

“Nice haircut.”

“on a more spiritual level...I'm crushed...I'm gonna drink a 5th and console my broken heart.”

“WTF!!! You cheddar ball !!!!! Are you sure you can handle point??”

“"Tara - I think we should have sex."
Buddha Bear
09:03:07 PM
07/07/03


You mean yall haven't yet?!?!”

“I think it was some sort of bizarre incubus. Heck, she did have a kayak, after all...”

“i am the father



its true”

“TT's queen of beauty

?????”

“GRRRRRR...
SOMEBODY DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!”

“NOT ME! I dont dew BLONDES! lol@LESUBTIL!”

“lmao!”

“gimme time...im checking with my very very very reliable sources at the Enquirer and Weekly world news (which I previous thought was only good for the bigfoot crossword puzzle....yeah yeah im a crossword freak.

Im pretty sure they will be pointing the finger at O.J. though. I think according to them he also killed JOn Bonnett. We will find out though. lol”