Man speaks after 19 years

“I read that this morning, Bit. Makes me wonder what the staffers have been doing around him, eh?”

“"But he remains stuck in 1984, she said. Asked who the president is, her son replied, "Ronald Reagan," she said."

Stratdewd, is that you?”

“No kidding. Or to the other patients around him...”

“I don't want to start a huge p!$$ing fest down there, but the saddest part of the story to my mind is that the family could not afford to consult a neurologist.”

“I guess a hooker would have been cheaper, but...”

“...and how many cute neurologists do you know?”

“I asked the wrong guy...MDS works in a hospital and probably knows one or two.”

“He asked to make love to a Pepsi?”

“Timmy!!!”

“I thought this was about the nut who refused to speak for 12 something years, after his father disapproved of his music career choice. He only started speaking after his father died.”