Quality conTroll

“Or has our supply of decent trolls been exhausted?
The guys we have currently filling the board with crap (Packman, UpUrs,) aren't even funny- Sure, they look for the attention, and yeah, I started a thread about them which is essentially giving them that attention, but don't flatter yourselves too soon- This thread's about how bad you are at trolling. You either have it or you don't, and you guys definitely don't. Perhaps you can take some lessons or something- Read up on Micah for starters- Very predictable, doesn't say much, and you know it's always going to end with LNT = LDH, but it's still better than what you've got going. Don't try to jump straight into the shoes of Spock or Marvin Gardens- Remember, baby steps. You have to work up to it. Frankly, I think the two of you have to work up to Crazy Mike Aflacs, and all he did was post a picture of that duck that said aflac a lot. Not exactly a shining figure in the history of TT trolls, but for all the talent I see in your posts, you should build a shrine to him on top of your monitor. You've got a long way to go.”

“You mean someone will actually aspire to be spock?”

“Somehow I doubt that.”

“For me and you, it would seem like a waste of time chili- For them, it'd be like getting a promotion.”

“I think ThePackMan is hilarious and has a very predictable posting style. He obtains exactly the reaction he he intends to get. Whats funny is to watch people get their panties in a bunch reacting to an obvious troll.”

“yes, hyway, it is,,,on the other hand, it is sort of sad as well”

“Why is being clever/funny the sine qua non of being a good troll? I think rude and demeaning makes for good trolling sometimes.”

“The hammock thread is an example ... packman got exactly what he wanted and is probably chuckling away in his crib.”

“I think Mutt is a good troll.”

“Is there an expiration date that once expires a troll becomes an actual poster if he continues to post under the same name?”

“You're not so bad yourself, twink.”

“It happened to SuperTroll, hyway...”

“The legend builds...”

“Why is being clever/funny the sine qua non of being a good troll? I think rude and demeaning makes for good trolling sometimes."
Mutt
12:19:44 PM
07/08/03

Of course rude and demeaning is one of the cornerstones of trolling; I just think these guys need to put some effort into it. Where's the imagination? If I see either of their names on anything, I'm not even interested enough to read anymore- In order to be an effective troll, you have to keep your audience awake.”

“Yeah, these two are the shock-jocks of TT. It's pathetic and unoriginal.”

“like your political views! haha, couldn't resist.”

“LOL!”

“unoriginal, for sure, but very effective. Mix TPM with a dose of instant hysterics, add a dash of typo, heat over past flames and walla you get The Hammock Thread. That was fun as hadies to read.”

“"I think rude and demeaning makes for good trolling sometimes."
Mutt
12:19:44 PM
07/08/03

And that, Muttley, is why you are and always will be a suck@ss troll...you simply don't have the imagination or creativity to keep it interesting...musta fallen out of your little tree boat and landed on your head one time too many.”

“Of course, mutt. If I had mentioned that they were obviously caught up in suspended adolescence and friendlessness, we might have a "mutt comparison" to make :)

By the way, don't you have some low-hanging christian fruit to pluck?”

“I give Hyway a 0”

“Are you all done crying! Jebus! This is really flattering.”

“Hey, UU, The schtick was mine first, and I did it better.

Moron.”

“And that, Muttley, is why you are and always will be a suck@ss troll...you simply don't have the imagination or creativity to keep it interesting...musta fallen out of your little tree boat and landed on your head one time too many

LOL! Sour grapes, Father Goose, sour grapes! You know as little about hammocking as you do fornication!

Run along now and play in your little toy Hennessy hammock.”

“By the way, don't you have some low-hanging christian fruit to pluck

No, MSILVER took his ball and went home crying. Nobody else is stupid enough to try to challenge me.”

“What was yours? And what do you do better? I really can't take that name calling. Please stop!”

“"I give Hyway a 0"
Twinkle Toes
01:00:52 PM
07/08/03

Oh my, and I didn't even know we were intimate. ;)”

“Did I mention that you are oh, so predictable as well??? Troll, troll, troll yer (tree) boat...”

“
"No, MSILVER took his ball and went home crying. Nobody else is stupid enough to try to challenge me."
Mutt
01:10:03 PM
07/08/03

Challenge? You mean allow to you mentally masturbate at their expense! Do you really find slamming Christianity with logic a challenge? If so, you have little faith in logic. You just enjoy rubbing people's noses in it. Admit it!”

“FG: *yawn*

Phaedrus: hell yes I enjoy it! The sad thing is, there are christians - very intelligent - that strongly believe christianity is logical, and that it logically has to be the One True Religion. Those are the people I really enjoy taking to the mat! But alas, there aren't any here. I barely put any effort into destroying MSILVER.”

“Mutt: changing the world's religious opinions, one person at a time.

ROFL!”

“"*yawn*"
Mutt
01:21:25 PM
07/08/03

How sad. Now you've sunk to the abysmal state of boring yourself...”

“I barely put any effort into destroying MSILVER."
Mutt
01:21:25 PM
07/08/03

I think that is being pretty presumtive.”

“Father goose: it just occurred to me why you're so perturbed - you're a christian! LOL! Wanna debate the merits of christianity? ;)”

“Chili: what makes you say that?”

“hyway is on to something I think...”

“""Father goose: it just occurred to me why you're so perturbed - you're a christian! LOL! Wanna debate the merits of christianity? ;)"
Mutt
01:28:45 PM
07/08/03

Troll, you ain't been paying any attention at all. You're a pathetic, one-trick pony. You and Alaska should form a club...and beat each other with it.”

“My bad, father goose - I thought I remembered you getting all pissy about religion not long ago. I didn't realize your feelings of hammock inadequacy were so strong!”

“Religion is for the weak minded.”

“I rest my case...”

“mutt: I say that because it is overwhelmingly evident your lack of faith is meaningless to those of us who are more enlightened. I seriously doubt that you did any more than piss MSilver off. I wouldn't be inclined to give you the title of "faith destroyer" based on that alone.”

“a parable:

One retard walks up to another retard carrying a foam baseball bat. The first retard says to the second: "let's play a game". The second agrees, and with that the first retard begins pummeling the second with the foam baseball bat. The second retard believes the object of the game is to be sure he keeps drooling and smiling while being pummeled.

When the first retard gets tired, they both walk away thinking: "I win!"”

“you guys are seriously #&%!$ing ate up. go seek help.”

“Whats funny is to watch people get their panties in a bunch reacting to an obvious troll."
hyway
12:10:50 PM
07/08/03


hey! i resemble that remark!”

“So you are a pantie wearer!!!! Pay up fellas!”

“I wouldn't be inclined to give you the title of "faith destroyer" based on that alone

Why do you consistently want to turn this into a battle of faith when it is in fact a battle of logic?”

“Good thread, Corporal. Did they get the point? No, but you really can't expect an immature, dimwitted troll to understand anything.

These trolls are roller skates compared to Marvin Gardens' Beemer!”

“Looks like Geo is still upset.”

“Did da poor widdle twoll get hims feelwings hoit again? Awwwww, da poor widdle twoll.”

“Looking at Webshots, I would shoot it back at ya but there nothing little about you...

...just call it a Love Keg...”