Hey Stikmon

“I see you'll be in Denver from July 31 - August 3rd. Why don't you head down to Lizard Head on the 31st and spend a night with me and the Passport in time folks. It is 15 minutes south of Telluride.”

“Hey Stikmon where are you floating this weekend?”

“You two have fun, if it's cold don't forget to spoon each other.”

“BB, he wouldn't come see me when I was a mere 2.5 to 3 hours from him at MY PIT program. Ya think he's gonna traipse across Colorado?? LOL!

Hmmmm, then again, you don't have that "Big Pink baggage" either....

lol ;-R~~”

“Lizs...phhhhttttt....

BB, but Lizs is (groan) correct...I'm going to head up into the hills and forget everything...I might just die this time and really forget everything. I'm gonna go solo and not have to be on anyones adgenda but mine...yes...selfish I am, the dark side is strong in me...

But really, thanks for the offer. I thought you hated my guts cause I got to rub TB's back, but then again,,,she's had your baby...~Lizs was quite pissed~”

“That's cool - have a good time out there!”

“Which "TB" was that? LOLOL


But Seriously Folks--

Stikmon reminded me of a quotation (if I can find it...)


"You live and learn, then you die and forget it all."

-- Anon.”

“"That is what we call a gooch."

-- Johnny Knowville”

“HAHAHAHAH

I just read what you wrote in my guest book on my web page.

you trying to get me in trouble?

goof ball!”

“hehehehehehe....I'm a baaaaaaad boy.”

“stikmon

State of residence: Missouri

Other comments:
Right before you die, you want the long re-run of your life to be filled with cool places you've been and the neat people you've met, commercial free and in technicolor...remember,its not the destination, its the journey. Don't get old, just go splat!



I just read this from your profile and it made me giggle just thinking that if there were commercials when your life flashes before your eyes, what would they be of?”

“Mine would be commercials for Prozac...”

“Oh MYt Lord Geo beet would have commcials of Kentuckey FRied Chicken! Hey Funny Buddy-I'm am just joking with You! Your'e a funny Personage so I am sure You get the JOke.”

“FYI. i sent the book via Fed-Ex.
I will email you the tracking number.
Sorry it took so long”

“your ok, despite what your hubby said the other day. Hope your holiday season in the Big "A" is shaping up...I miss Wolman Rink something fierce.

one of these days, a trip to the City will be called for, THEN it will be serious party time. but...NY pretzles SUCK...philly pretzles RULE!!!”

“umm Phila SUCKS Big Red Apples!”

“I'll suck em. Hope TB won't be angry...LOL”

“we are all sick, so now sucky for anyone :(”

“Hey Stikmon what is that ultraburner stove you got? Did MSR make it?”

“and to make matters worse...the freakin idiot (he MUST be an AT thru hiker) put the wrong stove in my bag. I went to test it last night. pulled it out of the bag...and its a freakin whisper lite international...I already own one of them...I called the store, they will swap it for me, so no biggy, but pisser...I wanted to use it this weekend...sheeeiiit.

http://www.msrcorp.com/stoves/simmerlite.asp">here's the stove”

“i just ordered me 1 of those stikky”

“Yea, seems I've been getting sicker every day that passes by too, maple :( Again, sorry I couldn't make it this past Sunday.

PHILLY PRETZELS DO RULE! And don't forget the cheesesteaks.”

“thanks Stikmon, i thought it was something new.”

“stik, ya get the book yet?”

“yes...thank you...I can't wait to give it to him...its gonna be so dang funny.”

“big right?”

“Now thats a PHONE BOOK!!!”

“who p!ssed up you leg today?

not in a good mood I see.
Sorry your feeling grouchy, you have my permission to slap bacpac if that will make you feel better.”

“Chili, be sure and report if you hear a large explosion from the North-Northeast direction. That'll be stikky's head popping...lol...”

“I may have to sit back, pop open a cold one, and watch this show.”

“idolators...infidels...non-believers...you shall all be crushed and destroyed. pennance will not get you off the hook. You shall be smote asunder by the blinding light of truth. behold!!!! the White rider approaches and you shall feel the wrath of the Lords of the West!!!

createns. grovel like the worms that you are...you speak as like Wormtounge...foul and disgusting your orc speach is...baseless and heartless you are. All shall be revealed and you will pay your due!”

“createns. grovel like the worms that you are...

cool, im a worm. they just did a study about worms and how they can get drunk. works for me :)”

“your new name is Wormleaf.”

“The best part about being a worm is the hermaphrodism.”

“I still think stikky went to all the showings dressed as that little guy saying 'my precious, my precious.....'.”

“Calm down people. He gets this way after every LOTR movie.


For days and days he thinks he is Gandalf. The first time he walks into a road house and threatens to turn some bikers into frogs with his hiking stick, it won't take long for him to come back to his senses.”

“In the meadow we can build a stikmon

And pretend that he is parson brown”

“eat my SHORTS. Your just jealous of my overall enthusiasm. It takes small personages to put someone down who is emensly happy and feeling great...not only have I seen my FAVORITE peice of literature come to life...but...

I'M GOING TO BIG BEN THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW, and your NOT!!!!

hahahaha...so suck eggs you miserable personages...you can't say anything that can bring ME down...no no no no”

“man, you guys, can give, but take is a foreign concept...LOL...all in fun.”

“LMAO, chili.....”

“that chili is a genious!”

“I guess we know where he got his name now...it's the stick up his a$$! LOL!

After seeing how sticky played 2Poops like a damn fiddle I take anything he rants about as a joke/troll.”

“You shall be smote asunder by the blinding light of truth.

Smote is such a fun word”

“I can think of a loooooooong list of people who need a good smiting.”

“you all crak me up...too funny...personages such as yourselves are a joy unto the likes of me and mine. We delight in the simple things...and since you all are of the simple yolk, I am most delighted most all the time.

As for young 2Scoops...he received what was earned for the time. I shall reserve the right to revisit that situation as needed, but for now...he shall not be addressed.

I am too involved with other matters of greater importance.”

“Stikmon - when are you posting the much anticipated Savage Gulf trip report? Nobody catches the essence of a trip quit like you do. Oh yeah, you take good pics too. Your fans await.”

“I think Stikmon is out west.....????...Nevada???”

“and I am waiting too...LOL......his trip reports and pics are some of the best....I think he has one of me in the stream.......grrrr....”

“You're correct. I'd forgotten he was going to Las Vegas.”

“and will not post a report or photos for another week yet, but, I will do so, before I compose my multi-day/adventure trip report for the nevada/calif gig...but...I will say this...

I know the head of Security here at the MGM Grand, and he knows ME!! something about explosives in my room...LOL...great story...later folks.”