Beating the sausage

“Oh, that is so mean. Beating a girl dressed in sausage outfit no good.

But sausage outfit make me feel sad.”

“"Nightly Sausage Race"???

There's a euphemism for ya!”

“I just saw the video of this. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Later that night, Randall Simon was booked by the Milwaukee Police on a charge of

(wait for it...)


simple battery.”

“I've heard of beating your meat, but beating the meat as it's running past you is too much.”

“You know you're bad luck when even your meat runs from you.”

“Sick thread boys!

”

“From upright to crumpled limp position...”

“Do they have to put that invisible casing layer over themselves for the race? I mean, that could slow you up...”

“Great "Link", Geo...”

“I heard that Mandy Block was pretty hot.. but I can't find a pic of her.”

“I laughed my a$$ off last night watching the replays on TV. I did not catch them the day after it happened. I was drunk at the time, maybe that is why I found it so funny.”

“At least she will have a good explanation for her scabby knees...”

“...Ramones -
\"Beat On The Brat(wurst)\"

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh

I beat on the brat
I beat on the brat
I beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you lose?

What can you lose?
What can you lose?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you do?
Do, yeah

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you do?

What can you lose?
What can you lose?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you do?
Do...”

“I married Polish
Appreciate Italian
But Brat wins my heart”

“Clerk assaulted with sausage

CHAPEL HILL -- A woman attacked a convenience store clerk with a sausage Thursday morning after she was unable to use the store's outdoor vacuum cleaner for her car.

The 34-year-old clerk at Buy & Go, located at 106 Ephesus Church Road, reported that a woman came in the store and said she wanted to use the vacuum cleaner but a car was parked in the way, said Jane Cousins of the Chapel Hill Police Department.

When the clerk told the woman that the car was disabled and could not be moved, she picked up a Big Mama Pickled Sausage from the counter and threw it at the clerk.

The sausage hit the clerk in the face, Cousins said. The clerk retreated to the back room of the store, and the woman left, police reported.
last edited: 2/22/05 1:37:08 PM”

“I thought this was a plea for BM to take his hands out from under the computer...”

“is one out ok?”

“Just be careful what you tap the space bar with.”

“

"We got some calls that people thought it was offensive," said New Windsor police Chief Michael Biasotti. "We assumed it was some kids who did it."

Officers found no one home. Assuming the snow sculpture was more prank than nod to Christmas' pagan roots, the police knocked it down. Beat it down with shovels, actually.

"We came back around 11 in the morning, and it was just a pile of snow," recalled Sherer, 19. "Just some shovel marks."

Sherer, um, erected the statue with her boyfriend and another friend Sunday. She said she was surprised to hear some neighbors took offense.

Motorists honked their approval, and people walking by pointed and laughed, she said.

"People were waving and laughing," she said. "It was pretty funny."

No citations or criminal violations will be issued for the display, Biasotti said. The town codes prohibit lewd signs on businesses, but don't mention anything about public snow sculptures.

"We probably weren't 100 percent correct in going on the property and knocking it down," New Windsor Town Supervisor George Meyers said. "But our intentions were pure. Some people were offended. There are school buses going by there all day."

http://www.recordonline.com/archive/2005/12/14/news-jdsnowball-12-14.html


last edited: 12/15/05 1:30:18 PM”

“Just think, if someone had sculpted a gigantic vagina, and the cops had come and beat it down with shovels, they'd probably have NOW protesting in their parking lot.”

“Should have attached it to frosty and put a big ole smile on his mug.”

“Should have attached it to frosty and put a big ole smile on his mug.”

“the majority of people approved, a minority were offended, and so the cops kow-towed to the minority. glad to see pc-ism isnt just for knee-jerk libbies”

“I'd sorta like to be around here in 10-15 years or so to see how you young'uns will react when YOU'RE trying to raise your kids with some sense of common decency, morals, common respect / appreciation for other peoples' sensitivities, etc., and someone wants to plant an erect peenis or gushing vagina on your lawn.

Believe it or not, it's NOT all about you! You're supposed to have some sensitivity for others feelings, this isn't a television station you can turn off, it's something you have to drive by every day with your 6 year old shouting "What's THAT thing, Mom?”

“dont get your panties in a wad, helen”

“the irony of your post is probably lost on you”

“The insensitivity of your post is most assuredly lost on you.”

“too late”

“trust me, its not.”

“That edit feature is great huh wanderer ;o)”

“for those who missed it, i was just called a sad sorry dickwad and i think a screw you was in there, just after i got lectured on decency, morals, and common respect. so, so, sad.”

“hey, what if my 6-year old was reading over my shoulder and she said "daddy, whats a sad, sorry dickwad?"

then id say, im a sad sorry dickwad, sweetie, that nice man on the internet said i was

oh, ok daddy.”

“You're an adult who can choose, or not, to log in here, and to view certain thread types.

My point was that if I happen to be the parent of a 6,7 or 8 year old (as an example), and I don't particularly want him/her having to look at erect male appendages or gushing female anatomy while driving down our street singing "Jingle Bells", then I don't think it's asking too much for others to take their gross, self-congratulatory crap elsewhere. I can't turn that off... you, CrashBang, can choose not to come here or read this thread.

This isn't a difficult concept, sheesh.”

“I have no problem with it being knocked down. It's a bit of fun, but not the type of thing everyone wants to see.”

“You're supposed to be monitoriong what your kids read on the internet CB, that opens up ANOTHER whole interesting conversation about "common decency" in which I'd love to participate should you desire to start one.”

“oh i completely understand your point, marsha. but your hypocrisy makes you a clown.”

“theres a difference between monitoring what my child is looking at on the internet and my child coming up behind me while I happen to be on the internet. anyways, this is supposed to be a family-friendly site, if you think you can have a pen!s-sculpture-free neighborhood, then i should have a dickwad free sausage thread (altho i guess that sorta fits in with the theme)”

“anyway, its been nice trolling you, say hello to jesus for me, he and i havent talked much since i realized he cheats at cards

gday, mate”

“I took that post off within 15 seconds, CB, because I realized it was over the top. There's probably no one else besides you who saw it.”

“And WTF is all this Jesus ^#$# you're throwing at me? Are you getting carried away with gross over-generalizations? I am not a Christian, FYI.”

“crash thinks that calling you a Christian is an insult, like saying "poopie head".”

“lol, I did Wanderer, I too noticed the irony of talking about teaching you kids values while hurling abuse at Mr Bang.”