Susan Smith wants a pen-pal

“You all remember her, right? Charter member of the Mom-of-the-Year club.

She wants a non-judgemental penpal

I gotta say, however, as a member of the HMWHC...aw never mind.”

“Wouldn't you like to have kids with her, she is kinda hot. Wait a minute...on second thought.”

“She loves rainbows, Mickey Mouse, the beach and waterfalls. Oh yeah, and floating her children into the lake.”

“"Earliest release date: n/a"”

“Yep, good personal ad.

incarsarated white female seeks
male

I love long walks on the beach, fishing, sailing and spooning. Wait, almost forgot, driving my car into a lake with my 2 kids still strapped in their car seats and then blaming on a black person.

Wanna date?”

“I think they should put something catty in that line, like, "When the pine box leaves the prison."”

“I bet she gets a boat load of mail for pervs wanting a picture of her in the shower with the other female inmates.”

“One can only hope, chili.

Who knows, maybe she will satisfy their desires. Once you've murdered your kids, everything else comes easy.”

“that should be "from pervs"

obvioulsy I haven't mastered the Preview function Matt installed.”

“This should be great on the late night talk shows. Yeah, like anybody wants her to be the mother of their children.”

“I emailed her and asked if she gets conjugal visitation rights.”

“Actually, if someone were really into justice, that person could lead her on, claim to be in love with her and develop a relationship over the course of a year or two... Then dump her by calling her a child-murdering ho.

Oh, and insult mickey mouse and waterfalls while you're at it.”

“Let us know how it turns out Bit.

You could be pushing something other than bits.”

“lol, yah "up daisies" if my wife found out...lol...”

“I am sure Wang would like a shot at that one.”

“Perfect ad for a liberal to jump on... care for her, find out why she did what she did....find out why the other innmates haven't found her dead in the shower by "slipping on the soap" for slaughtering her two babies...

Then give her a hug.”

“For once I agree with Pack. Should have hung her after she admitted to it. Televisied it to.”

“No way. Too easy. My idea is to have her locked in solitary confinement with a 24-hour-a-day video of her two dead children playing, superimposed with photos from their autopsies.”

“Strapped to a chair, with her eyelids held open, a la A Clockwork Orange?”

“Good point Phaedrus. Someone has to pay for that though. I would rather get it over with quick and cheap. Just hang her from a tree. All you need is the rope.”

“Bit got it!”

“Now, now, fellows....
She was an ABUSED woman and her evil husband left her.....

I would like to see her strapped into an adult size baby seat in the back seat of a car and real slow slow slow rolled down a ramp into deep water....”

“I think she wouldn't need a pen pal if they just let her share a cell with Charles Manson.”

“...then revive her, and do it over and over again...for the rest of her life.

Broadcast on national TV. On the Lifetime channel.”

“You guys are sick!”

“superimposed with photos from their autopsies."
Phaedrus
12:52:48 PM
07/10/03

I saw an autopsy of an infant once. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.”

“That's one of the reasons I decided not to go into forensic science. I knew I'd have to autopsy a child one day.”

“I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
StickmanWalking
02:09:09 PM
07/10/03

Not even the woman responsible for their deaths?”

“Well, in her case, seeing their autopsy probably wouldn't affect her. Therefore I vote for physical pain leading to a slow death.
By the way, the sheriff had her pegged almost from day one. He just made sure she had enough rope to hang her self, so to speak. I was in college down there at the time. It was all anyone talked about.”

“sick WITCH with a B”

“Oh, One Inch perfect for her. Make her very sad, yes.

Just like me.”

“She's kinda hot....with a twisted mind too.”

“Maybe Scott Peterson will start writing.”