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“He's not Gay, he's just Happy.”
“I like the way Stevie Ray Vaughn explained the "...floodin' down in Texas...."”
“"In the name of Jesus, we reach out our hand in faith and we command that storm to cease its forward motion to the north and to turn and to go out into the sea,"
- Pat Robertson
High winds lash Virginia coast; thousands without power
Looks like God is intent on punishing him for blaming 9/11 on pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, the ACLU and People for the American Way.”
“He's flakier than Tammy Wynette's pie crust.”
“LMFAO, that is rich. I just emailed it to some friends. Thanks. Made me chuckle!”
make that "Loretta Lynn's pie crust".
<grrrrrrrr> -- I hate when that happens. How did you Country Fans miss that?”
“Sorry, I'm a city A/C, not a country fan!”
“What a wingnut!”
“Or maybe you CRISCO Fans!
“I love how many of those hardcore conservative Christian types fail to heed "the judge not, lest ye be judged" deal.”
“i just wish they'd pay attention to Matthew 6:5
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.”
“I'm just praying for the day they catch Pat Robertson in a sleazy motel with a male prostitute.”
“I am (as anyone who has read my opinion's is aware) NOT a believer. However . . .I am interested in knowing just who the "we" is in his "command". Is is the "royal" we.
Is Pat Robertson invoking the name of jesus to do HIS bidding???? What's next "in the name of Jesus we command that this light turn green?" Inthe n/o J. we command that we win Powerball??
Is that basically blasphemy??
It would appear that Pat thinks that HE is God.
I feel most sorry for the folks who sit in front of their TV watching the 700 club and send him money.
“You said it lee!”
“i am a believer, and i agree as well. Pat's got no authority over the weather as far as i've heard...”
“So Pat Roberston finally dies and goes to the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter looks down his list and says, "Sorry Pat, but God said you were such an ass that you can't get in!"”
“Looks like God is intent on punishing him for blaming 9/11 on pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, the ACLU and People for the American Way."
Maybe this time he'll blame everything on the Jews.
I can't belive people send this tool money.
He doesn't even have a decent stage act like Benny Hinn.”
“"He doesn't even have a decent stage act like Benny Hinn."
Haha! Good one Packmonkey!
I was wondering if this thread would come back when I saw Virginia Beach was getting pounded.”
“Maybe the storm'll carry Pat Robertson out to sea...”
“He wears Armani suits and snakeskin boots and lives in a place in Virginia Beach that looks like the palace at Versailles”
“What's the big deal about that, Tom? Jebus just love him more than the rest of us. Seems easy to understand to me.”
“Perhaps Isabel was meant for Old Pat, LOL”
“...And the meek shall inherit nothing!”
“And the meek shall get old and creaky and send checks to Pat.”
“Just another religious fanatic terrorist.
PAT ROBERTSON: I read your book. When you get through, you say, "If I could just get a nuclear device inside Foggy Bottom (Sate Department), I think thatís the answer." I mean, you get through this, and you say, "Weíve got to blow that thing up." I mean, is it as bad as you say?
Joel Mowbray: It is
Christian Broadcasting Network”
“Don't forget to get your very own myopic sheep sticker while you're at the link!
“This belongs on the republicans are terrorists thread also.”
“Well I'll be damned. It is. Good work.”
“so if im wearing a dress i can marry another man?”
“Robertson: God says it's Bush in a 'blowout' in November
NORFOLK, Va. (AP) ó Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said Friday he believes God has told him President Bush will be re-elected in a "blowout" in November.
"I think George Bush is going to win in a walk," Robertson said on his 700 Club program on the Virginia Beach-based Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded. "I really believe I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election in 2004. It's shaping up that way."
Robertson told viewers he spent several days in prayer at the end of 2003.
"The Lord has just blessed him," Robertson said of Bush. "I mean, he could make terrible mistakes and comes out of it. It doesn't make any difference what he does, good or bad, God picks him up because he's a man of prayer and God's blessing him."
The Rev. Barry W. Lynn, a frequent Robertson critic and executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, said he had a prediction of his own: "Pat Robertson in 2004 will continue to use his multimillion broadcasting empire to promote George Bush and other Republican candidates."
In a reference to Bush's political adviser, Lynn said, "Maybe Pat got a message from Karl Rove and thought it was from God."”
“Like Andy Rooney said, "What's Pat Robertson gonna say if GW loses?".”
“I like Bush although I Don't agree with everything hes doing, but man I hate it when religious people make statements like that. It reminds me of the time Oral Roberts said god told him he had to come up with so many millions of dollars or god would kill him. Curse those old folks for sending him there money!”
“i think its a joke, perpetuallyunfound”
“Funny how those flakes were all over the airwaves with that crap about AIDS being a Judgement From God, but when Reagan and Heston were diagnosed with Alzheimer's there wasn't a peep out of 'em.”
“Sorry, but I'm having trouble with this. Andy Rooney poking fun at Pat Robertson. Rooney pokes fun at everyone (and vice versa). Are you really taking something he (Rooney) says seriously?
Both of these guys are a little to far aroung the bend for me to take seriously (unless of course, I happen to agree with them).
Heck, I'd quote salon.com if they said something I agreed with (yeah, right, that'll happen).”
“Tilt, do you see a parallel between AIDS and Alzheimer's?”
“Noprob I'd hafta agree with that one.”
“Nigal's Rules For Life #27364:
Never take ANYONE seriousely when they have more hair on their eyebrows than on their head.”
“It's a good question, no matter who asked it. So, I will ask it myself, what will Robertson say if GW loses?”
“If he fails the test of prophets then everyone should recognize him as a false prophet and not listen to anything he has to say.”
“Well put nigal.”
“tests of profits?”
“"tests of profits?"
Itís from Devarim (Deut) 18:18-22.
18. I will set up a prophet for them from among their brothers like you, and I will put My words into his mouth, and he will speak to them all that I command him.
19. And it will be, that whoever does not hearken to My words that he speaks in My name, I will exact [it] of him.
20. But the prophet who intentionally speaks a word in My name, which I did not command him to speak, or who speaks in the name of other gods, that prophet shall die. 21. Now if you say to yourself, "How will we know the word that the Lord did not speak?"
22. If the prophet speaks in the name of the Lord, and the thing does not occur and does not come about, that is the thing the Lord did not speak. The prophet has spoken it wantonly; you shall not be afraid of him.”
“So, god is gonna kill Pat Robertson is Dubya is defeated?”
“"If he fails the test of prophets then everyone should recognize him as a false prophet and not listen to anything he has to say."
Pat is a great salesman, and nuttier than a fruitcake, he can keep his sheep in line.”
“When will Pat get caught in the limo with the bimbo?”
“He's a supa-freak.
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