July Declared - "Let Yourself Go Month"

“Shape Magazine Declares July 'Let Yourself Go' Month
WOODLAND HILLS, CA—Shape, the women's fitness magazine, has officially declared July "Let Yourself Go" Month. "You've toned those abs and burned the flab in time for bikini season... Now it's time for a meatball sandwich," wrote Shape editor-in-chief Barbara Harris in her 'From The Editor' column. "Come on, live a little. Don't be a tight-ass with a tight ass. Eat, lounge, and slouch your way to a happier, more satisfied you." Features in the issue include "Girth Equals Mirth: Six Sure-Fire Techniques For Broadening That Belly," "Wrinkles: The More You Have, The More You've Lived," and "Reduce Unwanted Stress By Not Giving A #&%!$."”

“People on this site do this all year!”

“and isn't it great?!?”

“I'm in! I haven't showered this month yet, I'm drinking like a fish, I sit around and do nothing all day...oh my gawd...I've become French!!!”

“Stinky!”

“lol Nigal!”

“Well I still think its funny even if no one else does.”

“It's funnier when you go off on a juvenile tirade.”

“two hammocks...moron.”

“I love you too Denizen. :)”

“that's two hamhocks to you my dear TPM”

“Meatball sandwich? Give me a nice steak and about 6 pints of Guinness. Now that's livin'.”