Princess Di, Mutant Superhero?

“aahh what a bunch of crap!

granted, maybe its still too soon, but f!ck buckingham palace. they were just afraid theyd get skewered”

“I'm still trying to figure out what her superpowers would have been.

Projectile vomiting to knock down bad guys?

Incessant whining to annoy them into giving up?

Or perhaps she'd always draw the bad guys into a car chase, and force them to have an accident at high speed.”

“treebeard just told me about this, this morning.

shame on Marvel!!”

“Well here we go again...the 10th anniversary..and I am going to have to put up with a co worker who willwhine all day.

Of course I cannot bring up humorous commentary...
like, you know Lady Di is buried on an Island her family owns. And there is a TOUR boat you can take to the island for like $80 or so. But some people are hiring thier own boats for much less and tresspassing...Lady Di's family found a way to keep them off the island.


Land Mines....

for that..the coworker gave me a 30 minute recitiation of how great Lady Di was”

“So what about green eyed people?”

“Thankfully, I am green and my wife is blue.”

“Okay...so that hottie I was thinking about making a move on...Dang...gonna have to move to either South Carolina or New Jersey.”