George W. Bush - Animal Lover

“Mating elephants a sight for Bush eyes

Thu Jul 10,11:20 AM ET

GABORONE (Reuters) - The scrubby plains of Mokolodi Nature Reserve on the fringes of the Kalahari Desert look a lot like Crawford, Texas, to President George W. Bush (news - web sites) -- except for the mating elephants.

From the back of a yellow pick-up truck, Bush also saw rhinos, warthogs and two cheetahs pacing about in fenced enclosures during a 90-minute tour -- the White House has been careful not to call it a safari -- of the park on Thursday.

His convoy cruised past a fenced enclosure where two cheetahs paced about restlessly but he did not stop. The big cats were raised from infancy at the reserve and can be petted by guests.

Further down the dusty track, Bush came face to face with a rhinoceros and her calf munching on a bale of hay. Moments later they spotted four elephants surrounded by a gaggle of attendants.

Although the animals appeared to have been pre-positioned, their carnal instincts were beyond official control. After Bush posed for photographs with his hand on a tusk and climbed back into the truck, one of the elephants mounted his mate.

That prompted the president to whisper something to his wife. The first lady responded by slapping him on the leg.”

“Jealous?”

“umm you mean the male elephant was doing it with the female while the prez was on his back?



oh please say its not true?

that would be better then Reagan puking on that guy form Chine (i think thats what happened)”

“No, it was Bush Sr and the guy was japanese.

Bets on what he said to mrs Bush?”

“I sense Wang getting involved on this one. Mating elephants and the Japanese”

“I want to see photos.....”

“ok so i got the wrong prez and country.

but i did remeber he throw up!
on TV no less.

got to give me credit for at least half phaedrus

:)”

“"Bets on what he said to mrs Bush?".......


I'll go first -

Geezz, and you thought you had a hairy ass......

rimshot, please....”

“LOL!

How about:

"That's why we republicans run the place, baby!"”

“"That prompted the president to whisper something to his wife. The first lady responded by slapping him on the leg."

I know what he said. It was " I wish I were doing that"






and the first lady said " Maybe she'll let you if you give her some peanuts first"

lol”

“!!!HEEE!!!!”

“.... and this is what I'm going to do to poor people.... ok - too political ;o)”

“...or "that's what I AM doing to the poor people".....”

“See I told you it was true about the big ears!”

“finily a policital thread I like.

hehehe you all are cracking me up!”

“".....I didn't think his feet were THAT big! WOW!"....”

“"Gee Laura - Look where he's hiding his weapon of mass destruction"”

“I think I want to make a few changes to the Republican Party symbol!”

“See I told you it was bigger than a donkeys”

“I wish "That's My Bush" was still on TV

what a great show that was and this would have been the best!”

“They could name it "Look what has come out of my Bush."”

“....."and I thought I had big balls..."”

“AC/DC - Big Balls

I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

CHORUS
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish”

“Ha!”

“Nothing more disgusting than watching democrats do it! Mainly because there is a chance of procreation of more little democrats! LOL!”

“That appears to be what the "Party" is doing to its loyal voters.”

“Wow my bad! I had my mascotts mixed up and totally forgot that the jackass was the democrat mascott. See why I aviod the poli threads?”

“your point is still valid nige, lol.


wonder what sound they make when they......you know....see mekka...”

“"wonder what sound they make when they......you know....see mekka..."

I'm not one to point out typos but shouldn't that read..."wonder what sound they make when they......you know....see Monica..."”

“...see micah?”

“sorry for the innuendo, matt...i think you should ban tom for my transgression”

“That'd be, "see Nirvana", you dolt!”

“Duh tom, like, Nirvana broke up years ago when Kurt Gobang killed himself!”

“Perhaps I'm missing something...”

“Hmmm... I wonder what the leash requirements are there? COME ON BUSH, IF YOU'RE GONNA LEASH SADDAM, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS LEASH YOUR OWN DOGS!”

“when he cleans up after his OWN dog, then I will vote for him”

“According to the EPA, the Bush dogs' crap is environmentally sound.”

“The EPA has been known to lie for Butch.


Case in point; Manhattan after 9/11.”

“We all know the EPA stands for Endorse President's Action.”

“Spot, spaniel born in first Bush White House, dies
First family 'deeply saddened'
Saturday, February 21, 2004 Posted: 4:06 PM EST (2106 GMT)


WASHINGTON -- Spot, an English springer spaniel with a White House pedigree who spent nearly 15 years with President Bush and his family, has died, the White House announced Saturday.

An administration official said that Spot was put to sleep Saturday around 1:30 p.m. Her remains will be taken to the president's ranch in Crawford, Texas.

The White House issued a statement saying the first family was "deeply saddened" by Spot's passing.

Asked if Bush was "deeply saddened" by the deaths of thousands of innocent Iraqis Bush killed, the White issued a statement saying "Spot was much more precious to our family".”

“I'm a Barney fan myself.”

“She was murdered pure and simple.”

“I think she was downsized and was replaced by some overseas pet. It is better for the economy.”

“I wonder who racked their brains to come up with the name "Spot"?”

“Dubya read a book once: Dick and Jane. He liked it so much he named his dog Spot and named his VP Dick.”

“Tilt, I had the same question.”

“Hey Tilt and MarkO, It was a Republican joke, they named the dog after Monika's blue dress.

You had to be there !!”

“What was Clinton's dog's name? Oh yeah, Hillary.”