Survivor - Mississippi Style

“SURVIVOR MISSISSIPPI
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Mississippi is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor - Mississippi Style."

The contestants will start in Biloxi, travel up to Hattiesburg and on to McComb and Jackson. Then they will head up to Yazoo City, Senatobia and Tupelo. >From there they will proceed down to West Point and Columbus. Then back down through Louisville, Quitman, Laurel, and to Lucedale and back down to Biloxi.


Each will be driving a bright pink Volvo with California license plates and a bumper stickers that reads:
"I'm gay".
"I support PETA".
"No more cutting down timber".
"The NORTH was RIGHT".
"The PAC 10 can Beat the SEC ANYDAY".
"NASCAR sucks".
"Hillary/Sharpton in 2004".
"Deer Hunting is murder".
And "I'm here to confiscate your guns!"


The first one who makes it back to Biloxi alive, wins”

“Duh, that's easy.
No one down there can read anyway.”

“They'll be fine until Lucedale.
Those George county folks know how to separate a dollar from a traveler. ;)”

“I started to edit this and use Alabama towns, but thought you'd get a kick out of it, SS, if I left as is.”

“i think it be cool to do a real survivor show(eatin bugs n stuff) in the upper buffalo wilderness area. me and garfum would win if it was there...”

“and mumbles something about arkansas idiots~

how'd I ever survive a weekend float trip with this freekin redneck?”

“"Down there"...hmm, must be a yankee. I've lived in Mississippi my whole life and I don't seem to have much trouble reading. Why don't you fill out your profile and let us know what state you live in so we can start posting inaccurate, derogatory cliches about it...”

“That's just one of the nasty stupid trolls. Don't let it get a rise outta you.
Dang, I forgot about you. I would have invited you to go on my Springer trip. Maybe next time.”

“I did see your plans and considered going but I have too much on the schedule right now. I usually don't do as much bp'ing in the summer anyway because of the heat/humidity. Did you end up going solo?”

“Hick.”

“Dumb A$$”

“how'd I ever survive a weekend float trip with this freekin redneck?"
stikmon


bout ready to go again?”

“Well butter my back and call me corn biscuit! TPM sure knows how to get a good ol' suthern boy all cunfused with them big wurds. Whard you lurn to talk like that?”

“lmao dayhiker! Do you think the chicks would be hotties?”

“If the chicks are from the South then there's a good chance they're hotties. Look at where most of the Miss America's come from. The South.”

“i got me da bestest womin in da hole tralur parc, and she sthil gots most uf hor teeph to....”

“In Mississippi,Time Now Stands Still
Recovery Is Stagnant In Post-Katrina Towns

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/24/AR2005112400796.html”