Drugs are bad, mmkay!

“Feels that way.”

“Bummer, dewd.”

“I didn't realize how shi++y the smoking and drinking left me feeling in the morning, until i snapped out of it a couple of days ago. I'm hoping to get back to my pre-summer fitness level by the end of October.”

“You probably felt shilty in the morning because you weren't drinking and smoking as soon as you woke up.

Try it, it's not that difficult”

“Go run into a tree BM. Fast”

“'Pirate' in hospital after ingesting garden plant

A man who believed he was a pirate at sea when he was actually a prisoner in the Dunedin police cells has been admitted to Dunedin Hospital after his drug-induced pyschosis failed to wear off.

The man was found naked on the roof of a South Dunedin building at 10am on Sunday and taken to the Dunedin Police Station.

Police inquiries have revealed that on Saturday the man drank the juice of a garden plant, a substance which is a Class A drug, Senior Sergeant Steve Aitken said.

While in custody he appeared to believe he was a pirate at sea and was using a rolled-up magazine as a telescope.

Twenty-four hours later, 48 hours after taking the substance, the man was still heavily affected by the drug.

"He was exhibiting quite bizarre behaviour overnight. He appeared quite agitated and excited."

A medical team was called to the station to examine the man and a decision was made to admit him to Dunedin Hospital.

"There are concerns among the medical experts that these types of substances can cause permanent or semi-permanent psychosis," Mr Aitken said.

He urged other people to learn from the man's misfortunes.
<snip>”

“Did JO suggest potheads head down to the clinic and talk to people about their drug problems?”

“Oops, should have read he second page first.

Did anybody know that the FDA approved synthetic tetrahydrocannibanol for medical purposes but still states marijuana has no legitimate medical purpose. Who the hell was in charge of that screw up!

I personally have been drug free since June of 2001 . . . no wait, I still drink. I guess we should take all drugs into consideration. My wifes on Zoloft too. Damn if we're not some drug using fools. Who the hell decided my drug of choice would be illegal again? That person should lick my sack.”

“:)”

“"Go run into a tree BM. Fast"
currahee
04:00:21 PM
09/29/04


Damn, currahee. it was a joke.”

““Did anybody know that the FDA approved synthetic tetrahydrocannibanol for medical purposes but still states marijuana has no legitimate medical purpose.”

I do believe it has a medicinal use but the funny thing is, most of the people who beat this drum are potheads who just want their favorite recreational drug legal. I have a friend who is dieing of AIDS and he was prescribed the pills to ease his stomach so he can keep food down but they didn’t work. Smoking the good street stuff is the only thing that works.”

“How many hands do you see?


”

“"i call hypocrites hipos cause hipos are really mean and they kill more people than any other animal. Oh and i read that in a book. Believe it or not a animal book i like animals they are cool."

Br0k3n L1z4rd
10:29:47 AM
09/29/04

WTF? BL, step away from the drugs. Look at what they've done to you.”

“Too late.”

“Actually, he's right about the hippos. They kill more people than any other animal, at least in Africa. Well, if you don't count humans and mosquitoes.”

“And HIV.

Virus are animals Too, dammit!”

“Oh jeez, here we go with the "Are viruses alive or not" debate. Get ready for a big flame war, people!”

“LMAO! How could people possibly get worked up by that?

Virus are a life form.


Are prions alive or not?”

“Johnson & Johnson should be locked up for microbe genocide.”

“One of my favorite quotes from Lewis Thomas:

'The human who catches a germ is in considerably less danger for his life than the germ with the bad luck to catch a human' Lewis Thomas”

“I'm sitting here all teary eyed over the plight of that poor, misunderstood, hiv virus, lol.”

“Once upon a time there was an isolated area of tropical forest in Africa. All was good.

SIV was looking for a home in some monkey's

SIV: Please, I just need some shelter!
Monkey: Piss off and die!

Then along comes a strange hairless ape, building a road and setting up little pockets of civilization through this tropical forest.

All are furious. But SIV see's an opportunity here......

The rest, is history.

And this is how the Transcontinental Kinshasa Highway became known as the HIV Highway. The first of many.

Tomorrows lesson: "Emerging hemorrhagic virus of the Amazon" or "You thought Ebola was scary?"”

“sorry BM. It reads harsher than I meant it. It's tough enough to walk away from sooo many vices at once without someone thumbing their nose at the effort.
Cheers”

“I understand and didn't mean my post in a "nose Thumbing way". I've walked away from one vice. Definitely couldn't do more than one at the same time.

Good luck!”

“So far so good. It's day three but, I'm back to work tonight (Irish Pub), so this will be the test.”

“Damn, again, currahee! I don't even know what to say.

Write a book after you make it?”

“PAWTUCKET --Following an investigation that lead police to an apartment complex in this city Friday night, four people were arrested for allegedly stealing mercury from the storage shed at the New England Gas Co. facility on Pleasant Street.

Jason Smith, 18, and Stephen Carberry, 20 along with two juveniles face charges, police said.

Authorities said the suspects broke into the facility on Tuesday and stole a jar of the highly toxic substance. They allegedly spilled 10 pounds on the company's site and another roughly 10 pounds in the driveway and parking lot of the apartments.

Police said the suspects admitted to playing with the mercury, which forms small beads when released in liquid form. One of the suspects told a TV news crew that one of the four had dipped a cigarette into the mercury.


last edited: 10/27/04 3:49:26 PM”

“Bright kids!”

“Natural selection at work...
What dummies!”

“Morrisville, Vt. (AP) -- A 17-year-old Morrisville youth was being held on $100,000 bail after police said he raided a tomb in a cemetery and removed a head from a corpse.

"We had a person voice their concerns about information they had heard on the street," said Chief Richard Keith of the Morristown Police Department.

Keith said police at first could not believe what they had heard. But when they went to Morrisville Cemetery and investigated, they found that someone had broken into a tomb, broken open the casket and removed a man's head.
[...]
Nickolas Buckalew, 17, later was arrested and charged with unauthorized removal of a dead body. He pleaded innocent to the crime.

Police believe they have a strong case against Buckalew because remains and evidence were found in a silo near the suspect's home outside the village and one-fifth of a mile from the cemetery.
[...]
Authorities are not sure of the motive of the crime. Court documents said the suspect allegedly talked of using the man's head as a bong or a pipe for smoking marijuana.

Full story”

“Damn, that'd make an awful big bowl!”

“Are y'all the same person or something?”

“I am all for joining, but she is being resistant”

“Please Lord don't put that on me. Hyway wtf are you doing copying my links?”

“i was searching for that particular pic with the thread open. If I had refreshed before posting i could have saved me the trouble :)”

“I DON"T BELIEVE YOU!!!! LOL

”

“Ya know, I had to be stoned to figure out the lyrics on some Jimi Hendrix songs.


Take that, Nigal!”

“He stole 4 from Richard Pryor dammit!”

“Yes, I'd Like to Report My Illegal Drugs Stolen

OREM, Utah (AP) — A man who called police to report that his marijuana was stolen was arrested after police recovered the pot and invited him to come to the Public Safety Building to identify it.

Kory C. Tippetts, 18, of Orem, was arrested and booked into the Utah County jail for investigation of possession of marijuana in a drug-free zone with intent to distribute, police said Tuesday.

Tippetts called police Monday evening after someone broke a window, got cut on the glass and crawled into his home while he was away. He told police the only thing missing was a quarter-pound bag of marijuana he was selling.

Tippetts also told officers that a man called him about buying some marijuana earlier in the day, but Tippetts was on his way to work and told the caller no. He gave police the caller's name.

Officers found Richard W. Hight, 23, at his mother's home in Provo, where they recovered six ounces of marijuana. Hight had a cut on his arm and blood-soaked pants, police said.

He was arrested for investigation of burglary, theft and possession of marijuana in a drug-free zone with intent to distribute and booked into the Utah County jail.

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/13758737.htm”

“scooped.”

“Thank GOD in heaven criminals are STUPID!!!!”

“I have actually had them tell me to be careful and not damage their stash during a fire operation. And even go so far as to tell me where it is hidden in the house. I mean the openly seek me out and tell me "Dude, can you tell your guys that there is some stuff in the wall in the second floor bedroom they might want to be careful with?"”

“Yessiree!

Let's spend lots of tax dollars rounding up those heinous potheads. And let’s build more jails because it’s good for our economy. And lets spend more tax dollars staffing these jails, and lets spend more tax dollars on our legal system,…

…By God, we’re gonna win this war even if we have to raise taxes!!!

I don’t know about anyone else, but I think it’s vital to the health and wellbeing of the U.S. citizenry to keep those people off the streets. Personally, I’d feel a lot safer if all of those ultra-violent potheads were behind bars.


But, wait! Drunks cause a lot more problems. We should arrest everyone who drinks!

And we should fire up the electric chair for those who have the audacity to actually keep beer in their fridge!!!”

“LOL! I...............uh..............agree with..........arclite!

Damn! ;)


I love brainless stoners. Some of my best friends back in the day were brainless stoners.

Good Times, Good Times!”