Vent Your Spleen Week On TT

“OK, people, let's concentrate it all on this thread so we can read the others without having to deal with the vitriol.

Vitriol-lovers, this is the thread for you!”

“"Cry "Havoc," and let slip the Chihuahuas of inconvenience."

William Shakespeare (1564–1616)
Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 1.
not”

“Dammit! What is biting my ankles!”

“I gotta tell ya folks, I am so damn blessed the biggest problem I have are I can’t get the chemicals in my pool balanced (I get in a tanned brunette and get out looking like the lead singer of Radiohead). Life is good.”

“Oh come on, Nigal, you can do better than that!

Go stub your toe and try again.”

“Nigal, if you can reverse that process, then I will go swimming in your pool dressed like the lead singer of Radiohead. I always wanted to be tanned.”

“My flip-flop rant only seems to have encouraged more wearing of the devil's sandals ;o)”

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I don't know which of these guys is the lead singer, but they all look pretty weird.”

“Alright there, Bitpusher, put up your ducks and defend your liver!”

“Hold that guy up to the light and you could see his internal organs!”

“

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“me either.”

“i think big bird and snuffelufagus are gay.......not that there's anything wrong with that...”

“You first, Violin”

“
Just cleaning up...”

“I thought the centered lines looked rather nice, Bitpusher.”

“I #&%!$ing hate centered lines.”

“ever look into taking those anger management classes?”

“Centered lines, there are no funny moderate comedians on this board!”

“Grrrrr.....”

“Anybody ever see Punch-Drunk Love?

That guy needed anger-management classes.”

“should be banned...they take up too much space on the curvy roads and prohibit fun driving and enjoyment of the road.”

“Leave my tags alone bitpusher! I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT!!!”

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QUIT SCREWING WITH MY THREAD, FIDDLEBOY!”

“Why I outta...

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WHAT?”

“Thats a good one Phaedurs!

8)”

“Weird thread. Very weird.”

“So that is why I like it!!!!


8)”

“You like that thread about horses sharing our trails too, didn't you Mike?”

“"Anybody ever see Punch-Drunk Love?"

Yeah I saw it...gayboy.”

“That movie is proof that sisters are a form of torture.”

“Don't you hate it when some control freak isn't happy with the current discussions going on and makes a pitiful attempt to direct everyone's thoughts?”

“its enough to make you want to put a knife in your big green leafy thing”

“It must be the wind.





Better crack a window.”

“What did Matt do with the trolls today?”

“He shot them in the head!

8)”

“I prefer my vitriol with a Maker's Mark chaser...”

“One of those words that just sounds funny. Spleen”

“Don't tell me you have one of these sitting on your desk, Path...”

“On my desk, only microscopic slides.

Ever wanted to vent your spleen and couldn't? gotta be nice. Man I would like to tell some people at work what I really think of them.”

“My friend, I have done enough venting in the last two months over the way the transfer from one company to another was handled that i am amazed they kept me around. It felt good. It felt even better that I didn't get the boot and got a few small concessions out of it...”

“Mind if I choose to vent my colon instead?”

“Concessions? A new kayak for Maple? Discount ER visits? Get out of the auto impound lot free tickets? Another judge (One can never have too many)?”

“Thank you, Geo. Those aren't the concessions. That is called the 'price for doing business'. Unfortunately, I can't seem to turn a profit...”