Sometimes we really need to think about Dentistry

“I went to the dentist last week and He told me that I have heavy calculus!

Does everyone out there floss on a daily basis?”

“a calculator will take care of that.”

“Bobo's backback! Where ya beenbeen?”

“Every weekday. Weekends I fall apart, hygenically speaking...”

“- mostly on the toytoy!”

“I THINK I WAS TUCKED!”

“I floss, brush my teeth, and have have my teeth cleaned every six months.”

“What size bayonnet do you use to floss with, BP?”

“Hey, Bobo! Where ya been, man? We missed ya here.


At least, i did...”

“Arkansas Toothpick?”

“Hey BO BO !”

“Cornelius dentist accused of making patients swallow semen

By: Associated Press

CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Former employees of a dentist claim the man made female patients unwittingly swallow his semen during visits to his office in Cornelius.

Dr. John Hall is accused by the state dental board of violating dentistry's standard of care, engaging in immoral conduct, and committing sexual assault or battery.

Six former patients -- including a 14-year-old -- say he tricked them into swallowing his semen. A seventh claims he jumped on top of her in the dental chair and "began to gyrate against her lower body in a sexual manner."
[...]
Hall's lawyers say the dentist has been falsely accused by disgruntled former employees. He was collecting his semen because he was taking Propecia, a drug to promote hair growth, and was concerned about potential side effects that include low sperm count and diminished semen, his lawyer, Emerson Thompson, said.
[...]
Hall's former assistant Cheryl Lynn MacLeod testified Saturday that she found it odd that Hall began asking her to leave a patient's side to retrieve items that he never used.

She also became suspicious when she overheard him tell patients to "swallow" something, and when she saw him take a syringe out of his lab coat pocket while working beside a patient.

In May 2003, she and former office administrator Susie Hillman took the five syringes from office waste containers and Hall's lab coat pockets and gave them to police.

Hall's lawyer, Thompson, suggested the substance Hall asked patients to swallow could have been a dental product.

But in a sworn deposition read aloud Saturday, Hall's former dental assistant Rhonda Hamilton described several dental products used in Hall's office and none matched the patients' descriptions of what was put in their mouths.

When Cornelius police searched Hall's office Nov. 5, they confiscated five more syringes with Hall's semen from his desk, according to the board and hearing testimony.

Five of the six patients testified Friday. The first, a 40-year-old woman, said she objected when Hall began to put a substance from a syringe into her mouth during a procedure on Sept. 4, telling him: "That smells like sperm."

She said Hall drew back and said, "You're crazy." She said she couldn't taste the substance because her mouth was numb.

Another witness, a 33-year-old woman, said Hall asked his assistant to retrieve something from another room during her appointment in May 2003. While the assistant was gone, she said Hall told her to lie back, open her mouth and swallow.

"When I swallowed I tasted it, and it was semen. ... He told me it was cleaning solution." She said she drove directly to her husband's office nearby and told him what happened, but he and a colleague dismissed the idea. She said she tried to convince herself she was wrong, and contacted police only after hearing about the investigation on the news.”

“He obviously doesn't have many lesbian patients as they all knew what it tasted/smelled like.”

“now THAT is hurl-o-rific!”

“I wonder if he told them the check was in the mail, too...”

“you've got nice teeth lyra ;o) regular at the dentists huh?”

“That's just gross... all the way!”

“well, if the cleaning or whatever was free, i guess it would be a good tradeoff.”

“NOT

:-D”

“now rinse....

and spit!”

“does semen really have such a strong and distinct smell that you can identify it from inside a syringe within couple seconds?”

“that's a trick question right?”

“anyway, it's nasty.

sad that the 14 year old knows what it tastes like.”

“bit - I was thinking about Nigal's comment too.”

“He was also heard to say, "Wow! Those are the best teeth I've ever come across!"”

“no joke, Gemini!

Aero, that's the funniest thing i've heard all day!!”

“DH - It's an old joke...

Maybe the 14-year-old didn't realize what it was until she talked to her mom about it...”

“Come again?”

“What's the big deal, women? Don't you EXPECT to swallow semen at the dentist's office? Come on. Get with the times. At least he was kind enough to use a syringe. It could've been a lot worse. Where's the thanks these days?”

“Yea! I'm with him, what he said!”

“could be worse...

imagine what mr dentist is going to be swallowing in a few more months...

oh wait, i guess it's about the same.”

“Maybe they only thought it was a syringe...”

“BLECH!!!”

“I can just hear the conversation his lawyer had with him - "One of our researchers learned that taking the drug Propecia can cause a low sperm count. You wouldn't, by any chance, have been taking Propecia and were collecting your sperm because you were concerned about possible side effects, were you?"”

“i know, right, Violin! what, was he counting the sperm himself using a magnifying glass or something?”

“well he was obviously trying to increase thier sperm count.”

“A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates
- but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate
- so 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads.

Don't swallow the ocean water!!!”

“is that why it tastes so salty?”

“You salty dog you.”

“That certainly gives new meaning to the expression 'blue balls'.

Wasn't Moby Dick a Sperm Whale?”

“MMMmmmmmm!”

“I guess those women are really happy now, that the dentist wasn't a blue whale.”

“It's a whale of a story.”

“That's what I wuz thinkin' bit!

Listen to lyra, she's soo happy!
I think Paedrus has succeeded!

: )”

“how do whales do it?

for real.

how does mr. whale get his sperm get into the mrs. whale?


and for that matter, what's the deal with chickens?

how does the rooster get his "boys" inside the eggs?”

“sacco, i was under the impression for most of my life that the chickens lay the eggs, and then the roosters sit on top of the eggs and do their thing. however, apparently that is not the case!”

“very funny, Bobo! :-D”

“I read a description once about how whales do it. Apparently it ain't easy.

Imagine trying to do it with your arms taped to your side and your legs taped together, in the deep end of a swimming pool. Your partner is similarly trussed. The female tries to stay as still as possible while the male tries, hit-or-miss, to get into her.

Sometimes they die trying.”

“sounds kinda kinky to me bit”

“I'll have to pass on that one Alex.

Could I please have "Her Adorableness" for $200?”