Sometimes we really need to think about Dentistry

“Lyra you better just keep your mouth shut.”

“With or without her arms taped to herside, Bobo?”

“lyra, i didn't think that a rooster sat on the eggs.

don't they come out all hard?

can rooster 'boys' swim through the egg shell ?”

“i'm going to pretend you didn't just say that, bitpusher, b/c it was extremely disturbing!

$200 will get you a lock of my armpit hair, Bobo! not bad, eh?”

“whoah.

does lyra have hariy pits ?

that's disgusting.”

“Actually that arms and legs taped together in the swimming pool sex is pretty fun.”

“Wow!

And the answer is, "What can be found in lyra's armpit".

Hey lyra, how'd you do that? You must have played the home version before!”

“wouldn't you like to know, sacco!”

“YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!

WOW!

Girl, you better go play the lottery!

Quick! What am I thinking!”

“Chicken mating

Makes me glad I'm human.”

“nice link bit, but it still doesn't explain everything.


Fertilization: The yolk is released into the oviduct (a long, spiraling tube in the hen's reproductive system), where it can be fertilized internally (inside the hen) by a sperm.


how the hell does the rooster get his sperm inside this long spiral tube ?


i've never seen a bird weiner.”

“See the article I just posted.

I think the first one was for kids, so they leave out the bird #&%!$ing part.”

“i think i really SHOULD play the lottery! i've heard more references to it in the past two days than i can count...the force is trying to tell me something.”

“ahhh.

the second link's got it.

wow. tiny rooster #&%!$es.

who'd a thunk it”

“Not much to crow about huh?”

“lyra, if you do, just remember there's no significant difference in your chances if you play $2 or $20. Sure, maybe they're ten times better, but you're still more likely to be killed by a falling monkey than win the lottery.”

“Finally I find animal with smaller wang than me.

Maybe chicken in my future?”

“Is it against the law for dentist's to give women patients a few pointers during their visit? I don't understand.”

“One of my bio professors put it nicely: Birds do a "Cloacal kiss." In other words, they put their asses together to breed.”

“Again, glad I'm human...”

“human...i don't know if i'd go that far, bit.”

“Pot. Kettle. Black.”

“"sacco, i was under the impression for most of my life that the chickens lay the eggs, and then the roosters sit on top of the eggs and do their thing. however, apparently that is not the case!"
lyra
01:42:15 PM
07/28/04


You poor sheltered girl.


Hell, everyone in LA has seen chickens #&%!$.


The next time you crack and egg in the pan, look for the little white spot near the yolk.”

“I thought that was the beak?”

“White spot or wet spot?”

“and the chicken-#&%!$ing thread rears its ugly head again! LOL.”

“Hey! That was a good episode of South Park!”

“LOL! I did a google image search for "rotten teeth" and look what came up.

"Drug are bad, mkay?"

”

“Did this guy make any brownies?”

“He was only doing it to female patients?

No harm, no foul.”

“damn media didn't say if he was a Rep or Dem ;)


makes you wonder when one women would go..you know I've tasted that before..lol”

“hmm just called the dentist and told them I will not be able to make my appointment tonight.”

“How do you think he gets the semen in the syringe ??

To load directly he must have a skinny pecker, or a fat syringe.

Think how often the dentist leaves the room for a couple of minutes after the novocaine shots to give it time to take effect.
Into his bathroom for a frantic chicken choking into a balloon, grab the syringe....

Gotta be the smell, her mouth would be numb.

Just checking here to see if I can get Lyra to donate her lunch to the garbage container.
last edited: 3/15/05 1:12:21 PM”

“Just got done at the dentist. I don’t know how people with bad teeth can stand the things they have to have done. I have avoided the dentist for 2 years now but finally broke down for a cleaning. The hygienist, we’ll call her Beulah, starts in about how often do I brush? Floss? I said, “I brush every day, I don’t floss as much as I should, I have a Water Pick but don’t use it as much as I should.”. Then after she measures my gums she starts in about how I need to have periodontal therapy and already I’m shaking my head at her saying, “I won’t do it.”. And every time she tries to assure me they numb me up and blah blah blah. I still shaking my head saying calmly, “I won’t do it. Even if I could afford it.”.

She took the grinder to me and my gums are killing me!”

“I had a dental hygenius clean my teeth the other day after 10 years of no-dentist visits. She kept asking me questions while having a sharp instrument in my mouth and I'm thinking, "does she really want me to try and answer her right now?" Every time I answered her I shot out a fountain of spit and we'd both start laughing, but she kept asking me more questions. She also had a wonderful view up my nose. I felt very vulnerable. I hope I don't see her at the grocery store or something, it would be awkward.”

“How ironic. Its been 2 years since my last visit. I've had a post-it note on my desk for about...oh, 6 months reminding me to make an appointment. Maybe I'll get around to it next year.”

“I'm MARRIED to a Dental Hygenist with thirty years experience....I CAN NOT go more than 6 months without cleaning, she wrote it into our vows....LMAO.

But then it's FREE, so heck, why not?”