Hanging Head in Shame

“Whelp, I'm hanging my head in shame. "She who is to be obeyed" --wifey--is making me go canoeing on the Wisconsin River.

Should be LOTS of stories. Lots of women, few men. Oh did I mention wifey is going along?! LOL!

No hiking.

Guess I'll just have to hang my head and paddle.

Hope you have a good weekend.”

“Be sure to bring dark sun glasses (the kind that hide your eyes)!”

“There goes another HMWHC membership down the proverbial tubes!”

“It sounds like you are going to have a good time dude!

8)”

“WHOOPISH!

Have fun dude.”

“You guys all sharing one tent, ey?”

“hmm he may can save his Membership if he tells us his one armed gf's name is stump”

“Guessed you missed the word "WIFE?" :-)”

“Allow me to give you the heads up:

You WILL be paddleing for 2.”

“Allow me to give you the heads up:

You WILL be paddleing for 2.”

“Allow me to give you the heads up:

You WILL be paddleing for 2.”

“Don't think so. Bet my wife can woop your butt!”

“You know you have a strong marraige that can go the distance when you can canoe together without killing each other. Last time I went with the wife was like 5 years ago and she still refuses to go with me.

The screeching! The whinning! The crying! The bltching! She got pretty upset too.”

“Stumprider...good luck and remember with lots of women around...farting is verbotten.

Have fun.”

“We've even backpacked in the Rocky Mountains several times, canoed the Boundary Waters and not to mention {shhhhh Car camping--shhh} for days on end.

And we're BOTH still alive!


(BTW my wife can still woop tea's butt!) :-)”

“.....::::points to stump.

OK But remember it's all fun and games till someone gets beaten down with a paddle so definatelly wear the glasses suggested earlier. lmao and no handing out white t-shirts before the push off. heh!”

“Be sure to take pictures!”

“Be sure to flirt around with all the other chicks!!! Ya can't be playing favorites just because your wife will be there.”

“Enjoy yerself, Stump. Ma Goose and I go 'yakin' and hikin' together all the time...it works!!!







Be sure to wear yer darkest shades so's ya kin clandestinely ogle the other women...”

“stumprider..i did..obviously you didn't catch the "HMWHC"...lol just messing with ya...ya know!..nm my play on words with your name has become too muddled now”

“I got it OPIE.”

“Dude, eat lots of farty foods so's ya can stay in the stern....unless she's a good sternwoman.

Most people can't do the stern well and the boat is all over the place.

Your wife probably can whoop Tea's ass.......he's a bantam weight.”