Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

“I don't think I ever realized that toupees are glued to the head - that was a little disturbing. Although his kid was freaked out - I think he looked much better without the rug.

Be yourself, except for your clothes, your furniture and your food. But with your hair - definitely be yourself.”

“Coop - I almost have to be myself. They quit making Miss Clairol 46S, Chestnut Brown. I loved it. "Completely covers even resistant gray.*”

“That's a good thing, NS; they discovered it caused dimentia!”

“nowslimmer, uh......grey is OK!”

“That show is great. I really enjoyed watching last nights episode.”

“thye shoulda left the rug on that guy. He looked so much older”

“I'm not surprised that a conservative would like the show - except for the gay angle, it is a very traditional conservative show and full of ole time conservative values (family, work, putting your best self forward, acheivement, community, buying and consuming innovative products, self-reinvention).

Hmmmm... maybe thats why it's getting a little old. Still, its the only reality show I'd watch for more than 10 minutes ('cept for Knock First, but I'm curious about that for personal reasons).”

“I still think they should call it "Cinder-Fella and the fairy god-fathers"”

“They alread thought of that Ped, but test show Queer eye works better”

“I'm sure it works better (it just isn't as funny).”

“This show just bugs the heck outta me for some reason. Can't watch it, but my wife loves it...

Dunno.”

“is there something youd like to COME OUT about, phaedy?”

“Ha Ha! I can see them going through his wardrobe. Military uniforms – out. Ooooh, leather bomber jackets went out in the 80’s. Nice blue suit but don’t you think it’s a little boooring?”

“We'll keep the beret, though.”

“Laugh my A$$ off at that show!
Now and then I do some carpentry stuff for a gay dewd, Ray, My family affectionatly calls him "Gay Ray".
He is just like those guys! He allright though!
Those 5 Queereyed dewd's can come fix my joint up anyday!
They give a lot of free sh-t!!!”

“"They give a lot of free sh-t!!!"
Snafu29






















I CANNOT believe he just said that.”

“"Those 5 Queereyed dewd's can come fix my joint up anyday!"

"They give a lot of free sh-t!!!"
snafu29
02:09:53 PM
12/29/03

There is just no way I can comment on that...”

“I bet that's not all they give...”

“Head right this way, boys!”

“This thread is gay.”

“so are most of the people on this forum.”

“NOUN: 1a. A place or part at which two or more things are joined. b. A way in which two or more things are joined: a mortise-and-tenon joint; flexible joints. 2. Anatomy a. A point of articulation between two or more bones, especially such a connection that allows motion. b. A point in the exoskeleton of an invertebrate at which movable parts join, as along the leg of an arthropod. 3. Botany An articulation on a fruit or stem, such as the node of a grass stem. 4. Geology A fracture or crack in a rock mass along which no appreciable movement has occurred. 5. A large cut of meat for roasting. 6. Slang a. A cheap or disreputable gathering place: “The tavern is . . . just a joint with Formica tables, a vinyl floor, lights over the mirrors” (Scott Turow). b. A building or dwelling. c. A prison. Often used with the. 7. Slang A marijuana cigarette. 8. Vulgar Slang A penis.”

“I meant #5 a slice of beef!!!! lol”

“Ouch! That could be worse, if meant #8 at the same time.”