OK, this is weird.

“Yup, that's weird, all right.”

“All she needs is a fat broad in a thong, and she's ready for Jerry Springer...”

“Maybe this is why Ted Williams son fought to keep the slugger's body frozen. He could come back to break his own record of batting .400 in one season.”

“Fat broad in a thong??? A lesbian???”

“ummm if treebeard dissapers for a long time, have no worries

the big green space men will take care of him..


LOL”

“Your help is needed...”

“Glad treebeard saw this thread.”

“Hey, ya go out to lunch and come back to mummified bodies...”

“mapleleaf is talking about you disappearing again.”

“I know! And we are leaving in a scant 3 hours for the Adirondacks...Alone...No witnesses...private camp site...must check bags for weapons of mass destruction


Now, what could she cut a tree down to size with? A cross cut saw, perhaps...”

“if a tree falls in the woods.

does anyone hear it scream for help?

MMMOOOAahhwww”

“Search carefully for one of those little "line saws", you know, the ones like a toothed wire, or a chainsaw blade with loops for the fingers.”

“I have a baseball bat...”

“Leaving in one hour

(looking over my shoulder in paranoia)

wish me luck!”

“Have fun!

It was nice knowing you.”

“She's going to send my sorry ass to password hell!! lmao”

“What'd you ever do to deserve it? lol....”

“Maybe I tore a tag off a mattress or taped a ball game without theexpressed written consent of the commissioner...”

“see ya all next week.


oohhh treebeard!!!!!”

“That poor, poor man.”

“Goodbye, cruel world,
I'm leaving you today.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Goodbye all you people,
There's nothing you can say,
To make me change my mind.
Goodbye.”

“OK there was this guy on Howard Stern years ago too named Reily. He has a website www.thecomingoftan.com and he is whacked out too! He thinks that he has been visited by what he calls "Bavarians" alot and he said so has Bill Clinton to save the ecology. He also said they are coming for us in 2011 and you have to have one of his hand drawn symbols to get in! Freaking cover charges man...Im doomed .
Oh yeah and the mothership is illegally parked somewhere near saturn bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
Rotf”

“Marvin Gardens where are you dude its sounds like something that you would enjoy????


8)”

“Cyberappliances attack Italian village
By Lester Haines The Register

The small village of Canneto di Caronia in Sicily has become the front line in the war of annihilation between humanity and Terminator-style roboappliances.

For three weeks terrified residents have battled for their very survival against spontaneously-combusting TVs, fridges and cookers which have damaged twelve houses and provoked a full-scale evacuation of the hamlet.

Mobile phones have mysteriously burst into flames, and even furniture - not previously noted for malevolent intent, except in the form of particluarly vicious sofabed mechanisms - has joined the struggle to purge mankind from the face of the planet.

Experts are baffled, particularly so since the fires continue unabated even when the power is disconnected.

The shaken mayor of Canneto di Caronia, Pedro Spinnato, says: "This all began three weeks ago and we can discover no explanation. We cannot risk a tragedy through these fires so I have no other option to evacuate.

"We have had engineers in to examine cables and wires but they can find nothing wrong. Twelve houses have been severely damaged after various domestic appliances burst into flames."

Civil protection chief Tullio Martella adds: "What is going on here is like a scene from some paranormal film. The fires continued even when we cut power to the village to see if that was a possible cause For the time being there is no scientific explanation and I have never heard of anything like this before."”

“The explanation is patently obvious...

Its boola sheetah.”

“Spontaneous Sofa-bed Combustion?

Wha-?




Hey -- Remember the Kangaroo Objects?”

“That will teach them to elect a Democrat as mayor.”

“I KNEW it!”

“Here's another weird one.


http://www.news4jax.com/news/4253510/detail.html”

“Was the dog's name Bob?”

“what a weird lady”

“I was innocently searching Google for "chainmail" and came across this...


People are strange.
last edited: 11/04/05 1:14:18 PM”

“Ain't no way I'm openning that one till I get home. LOL”

“Good idea.”

“I had to set my Goggle page up for the max 'protection' at work.
Man, that search brings back some very unusual things sometimes.”

“Ok, I was just walking out of my managing attorney's office. She stopped me and siad, "Stu, wanna go to bed with me?" "Beg your pardon?" was all I could say. She said, "Come here!" and showed me a web page for this new bar on 27th Street, called BED. Got to admit, she did take me by surprise there!

http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/41304578/new_york_ny/bed_new_york.html”

“She's hot for you man.”

“Is that similar to a chastity belt?”

“I love the warning:

This is strictly a novelty item, and is NOT intended to be worn or used like a normal condom! It will not prevent pregnancy or the transmission of STDs, and will most likely cause injury to one or both parties involved.”

“Sssssh! Don't tell Maple! She'll never guess to look on here!!!!! :)”

“She's too busy wrestling skunks to keep tabs on you!”

“a new take on knight in shining armor.....”

“Oh geez, now you want plates on it?


Women are never satisfied...”

“Today, she was rescuing roosters in a park. I told her to stay away from strange c0cks!”

“Then, she got a call about two dogs in a swamp!

It's been a weird day!”

““Ok, I was just walking out of my managing attorney's office. She stopped me and siad, "Stu, wanna go to bed with me?" "Beg your pardon?" was all I could say. She said, "Come here!" and showed me a web page for this new bar on 27th Street, called BED. Got to admit, she did take me by surprise there!

http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/41304578/new_york_ny/bed_new_york.html”
Treebeard
3:40:29 PM
11/04/05
ignore this user

There are going to be a lot of disappointed guys because of that place.”

“And possibly a few confused women.”

“All I have to say is you had better hope that the rings are put together perfectly or that is would be one painful experience.

Bit...Look at www.chainmailman.com. Miron has, by far, the best cut on the rings that he uses.”

“Yah but he's closed as of Oct. 10.”