OK, this is even WEIRDER!

“another one from germany.”

“The victim was in full consent?!?!

What web site did they meet each other on?

killm-n-eatm.com?”

“I bet he had sauerkraut on the side.”

“Sick.”

“Washed it all down with a good Hefeweizen.”

“And people ask why I don't go backpacking with strangers from the internet.”

“You afraid you'll consent to being eaten, Violin?

Freak.”

“SO I guess using the phrase "bite me" should be discouraged.”

“I guess that could be construed as consent, but perhaps we should wait for chili's opinion on this.”

“Hey! Catch me halfway up a 2000' foot climb and I might agree to it.”

“What does troll taste like anyway?”

“chicken.”

“Chicken!”

“LOL!”

“Chicken.”

“Surveys show that 3 out of 200 TT'ers think troll tastes like chicken!”

“What an echo!”

“Which presupposes that they have eaten troll...hmmmm....”

“I'll meet you guys down at KFT for lunch!”

“I win the chicken race!”

“"Gee, I hate my mother-in-law."

"So, try the potatoes."”

“What do I win?”

“:19, pretty fast Phaed..”

“Did you know that KFC's breasts are 33% bigger?”

“The girl i know that works at KFC has small ones”

“A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says: "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"”

“What did the cannibal do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs.”

“That's to bad OPIE. I think its now a law that the employees, if they are females, and the chickens breasts have to be bigger. Its all that growth hormone they inject into them.”

“Ha Ha! Mutant Breasted Chickens. That is going to be my new band name!”

“When a cannibal is late for dinner he gets the cold shoulder.”

“Apparently this guy started with the sausage...”

“Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest when they see a man who had recently passed away.

One cannibal says, 'Look at this! You start at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll meet in the middle.'

So the two cannibals start eating.

After a while one stops eating and says, 'I don't know about you, but this is great! How are you doing?'

The other cannibal answers, 'This is great! I'm havin' a ball!'

The other cannibal says, 'Hey, slow down, you're eating too fast!'”

“In 1961 Michael Clark Rockefeller went to study the natives in New Guinea, apparently he got the "inside story".

One rumor is that the tribe that ate him all got sick! "they found the meal too rich".

He was a reporter with the peabody expedition and was promoted to "Editor in chief".”

“Why did Stratdewd get indigestion?

He ate someone who didn't agree with him.”

“Wasn't me.”

“Here's one for Mapleleaf...

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal chief said, "The bad news is we're going to eat
you and use your skins to make canoes. The good news is you can
choose how you want to die." The Frenchman said, "I vill take the sword."
He then shouted, "Viva la France!" as he plunged the sword into himself
and died. The Englishman said, "I would like a pistol." He then said, "God
save the Queen!" and shot himself. The New Yorker then asked for a fork.
The cannibal thought this was very strange but gave him the fork. The
New Yorker then proceeded to jab the fork all over his body and soon
blood was pouring out of hundreds of holes. The cannibal chief said, "My
gosh man, what in the world are you doing?" The New Yorker looked at
him and said, "So much for your freakin' canoe, ya lousy loser."”

“I saw a pretty bad movie about cannibal once. It was called, "Make them Die Slowly." Anyone see this?”

“No, but here's the IMDb page...”

“You should all see this, this weekend. The story is about these college kids that are studing cannibalism in the Amazon. The group travels up the rivers and find a tribe and settles down with them. Towards the end the natives freak out and start executing everyone. First the girl has 2 big fishooks stuck through her ____ (use you imagination) Next thay hang her up that way. Pretty cool!

Next, they catch this guy, time him to the stake. The chief hackes off his One Inch Wang and eats it.

Pretty cool stuff!”

“lmao wounded knee! buffalobabe loves those kinds of movies....NAWT!


man, you ready to jam sometime?”

“oh yeah...


hardy har har, tilt”

“Buncha internet freaks. All of you ; ) .”

“lol, yep...”

“you know...backpackers and bodybuilders might make for better meals cause of the state of health....hmmmm i wonder if canibals discriminate like beef farmers do.lol”

“Exercise makes the meat stringy.”

“yeah...and plus, human flesh makes me gassey....”

“yeah...and plus, human flesh makes me gassey...."
stratdewd
10:49:25 AM
07/19/03

I am afraid to ask how you know that.”