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Political HaikuView MessagesPolitics? Haiku? TwoGreatTastesThatGoGreatTogether “Dubya aint John Wayne Texans like the duke better: ask the Dixie Chicks!” 4:55:47 PM 7/19/03 “Presidental pride: Two elephants gettin' down: Laura bush blushes” 5:02:55 PM 7/19/03 “The nations poor wait as needy as ever, but trickle-down means hope!” 5:05:24 PM 7/19/03 “what is a hiku?” 5:09:19 PM 7/19/03 “Mister Washington, you are named like a felon: disenfranchised scum!” 5:10:21 PM 7/19/03 “Same-sex marriage? NO! Inter-species would be next! Need an amendment!” 5:13:41 PM 7/19/03 “No Uranium? Could it be? War unjustified? SHUT UP, LIBERAL!” 5:18:13 PM 7/19/03 “I know: this thread sucks. And It is way off-topic Yet you still read on...” 5:20:43 PM 7/19/03 “Cheney sits, straining. Weapons... Of... Mass... Destruction... PLOP! "Here, boys! Plant this!"” 5:31:12 PM 7/19/03 “Dixie Chicks are hot Ol Pres George Dubbya is not Clinton nailed them not Wow...my first haiku.” 5:39:01 PM 7/19/03 “Back in the Autumn Six months 'til Iraqi nukes? Elbaradei laughed” 6:27:27 PM 7/19/03 5,7,5 “In the hurricanes ALPS Mountaineering tents Do'nt get blown away” 7:10:56 PM 7/19/03 “Commentary rules when placed in succinct haiku! George dubya Bush sucks.” 7:24:25 PM 7/19/03 “This Oskar crap is worse than Micah.” 7:39:03 PM 7/19/03 “YOU'LL ALL A BOWL EMPTY PEANUT SHELLS.” 8:05:21 PM 7/19/03 “Circles and arrows Incontravertible proof? Or little white lie?” 10:28:40 PM 7/19/03 “Worse than the Micah A troll that has succeeded Is that good or bad?” 10:33:33 PM 7/19/03 “Micah may be BAD Oskar Sixty Seven's GOOD He won't go to HELL” 10:37:03 PM 7/19/03 “George Bush blinded me With darn good intelligence That tricky devil” 10:55:03 PM 7/19/03 “W T F Oskar? You wrote a freaking haiku. Blow up the world now.” 10:55:52 PM 7/19/03 “fear is your only friend valuable fuel for feble minds” 11:49:13 PM 7/19/03 “What's for dinner Mom? Some draft-dodging chickenhawk? "What's good for the goose....."” 11:50:17 PM 7/20/03 “Conservative rant Lack of exit strategy Now who is lacking?” 10:12:29 AM 7/21/03 “The vice president Watches over li'l Georgie But not very well” 12:36:47 PM 7/21/03 “Ratings up War not going well numbers drop” 12:39:46 PM 7/21/03 “oopps wrong syntax... never mind” 12:41:18 PM 7/21/03 “3-5-3, .... oooooooookay!” 1:12:40 PM 7/21/03 “Mini haiku three five three, instead. Great idea!” 1:17:10 PM 7/21/03 “Your mini haiku Consisting of four, five, four Is not three, five, three” 1:53:42 PM 7/21/03 “Good lord! miscounted! Someone throw me a bone here I've lost my math mind!” 2:47:20 PM 7/21/03 “Please bail out Phaedrus f__ked up royally, for sure Have mercy on him” 2:56:04 PM 7/21/03 “Will you please stop debasing an ancient art form?” 3:06:19 PM 7/21/03 Violin “Easier said than done I tried on line origami, but it didn't work. So, Haiku was next...” 3:15:47 PM 7/21/03 “L-O-L Treebeard That was one wild wacky post Put Violin down!” 3:48:47 PM 7/21/03 “Does ThePackMan troll As Violin or is it The other way 'round?” 4:00:46 PM 7/21/03 “One and the same, yes But the question is vexing: first chicken, or egg?” 4:10:41 PM 7/21/03 “There was a time when they said you were my troll Phaedrus. Watch it or I'll lose your password and you will cease to exist.” 4:12:38 PM 7/21/03 “Who said that? I was Kleetn, as best I recall, or are you having delusions of grandeur again? Next thing, you'll be talking about being marvin gardens who is obviously a troll with more class and inspiration than a pathetic wannabe like you could ever have. Someone has obviously vaselined your grip on reality, so pipe down, before I sic Mutt on you.” 4:19:32 PM 7/21/03 “It's terrible, yes, but sometimes you just have to smack violin down.” 4:21:46 PM 7/21/03 “Uppity Fiddle Too high-class for our high-coo? Get my shotgun Ma!” 4:25:19 PM 7/21/03 “Silly liberal! PATRIOT act passed. You lose. Guns only discourse.” 4:28:21 PM 7/21/03 “This wouldn't be the first thread I hosed.” 4:32:04 PM 7/21/03 “Earth paging Moses... Happiness is a warm gum Is a warm gun, yeah” 4:32:20 PM 7/21/03 “You are right Phaedrus Liberal diapers are all wet And Mommy is gone” 4:32:49 PM 7/21/03 “Awww da poor widdle Fiddleboy is all angwy And thwows a tantwum” 4:35:16 PM 7/21/03 “Crappy rhetoric bent on emotion, oh no! "from my cold, dead hands"” 4:35:41 PM 7/21/03 “My funny haiku Speaks to the conservative Reactionary” 4:37:40 PM 7/21/03 “Not buying it, Dun. Behind the brainy facade lurks a ditto-head!” 4:40:12 PM 7/21/03 Prepare yourself for my Rush Haiku!!! “Ditto Ditto Dit- To Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto Dit” 4:42:34 PM 7/21/03 “"folks, I gotta say These liberals want to take your dough AND first-born!"” 4:45:16 PM 7/21/03
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