Finally!

“Finally, there is an effective way to shotgun beer from a bottle.

I can get rid of the old beer bong now.”

“See, there's no limit to what the mind can do if applied properly...”

“You da man, Chili!!!”

“These guys obviously don't know any rugby players - bunch o' virgins!

Outside of shooting the boot at kangaroo kourt (one of our younger players has a boot that holds four, count 'em, four bottles, gravity is pu$$y when it comes to ONE beer.

A funnel has to be experienced to be believed. Two beers if you are really good. Four beers and you're afraid they will come out the back of your head.

Shooting a beer naturally outpaces gravity by a long shot. Turn the can up-side-down and open it with an old-fashioned beer can opener. Suck on the hole with all your might, open your throat and pull the tab. Cannot be timed and wins every time.

Try it.”

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Looks like it comes in handy as a breast pump, too.”

“I liked that one too Mutt.”

“What in the heck?”

“Somehow I don't think the thing was intended to allow you to shotgun breasts.

The marketers are just using the oldest marketing tool know to man, breasts.”

“Me love you long time! Wait until Wang hits this thread.”

“WTF? I need to go revisit that website. I only looked at the page that talked about how it worked.”

“Yea, page down.”

“How much extra for those insulation bags?”