What about those classifieds?

“Anyone interested in a Kelty Kids Expedition carrier? Used about 6 times, with sun/rain shade, kids pack and the mosquito net cover? $180 plus shipping. Email me with questions.”

“Can I put my 90 pound german shepard in it?”

“Put it on a diet so it loses 30 pounds and yes you can! Prolly won't help your knees though.”

“1 - Autographed picture of Birch, signed. $250.00

2 pair, wicking underwear, choo-choo train pattern, slightly used. $10

1 - Ice Tea Translation Dictionary. $12.50

1 pair Gear Guide 32" Snowshoes, used once - $60

1 Cassatte Tape "Milli Vanilli Live on Broadway" - $20

1 Happy Days Metal Lunch Pail set w/Potsie Thermos - $30

1 Bottle - Essence of Walkindude Cologne (It attracts ladies like a fly on #$%^.) $100”

“Carnie Wilson nude photo spread (pre-op). Very rare. $2”

“You two are no help at all! I'm trying to clean out the gear closet a bit.”

“what, those are legit items that I need to get rid of so I can buy Nigals Carnie Poster.”

“Carnies, huh?”

“I've got a Southwest Airlines free drink book, with airline ticket for sale, expires July '04 I believe. Check their website for blackout dates. E-bay going price.”